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#who's 17ish year old daughter is quickly realizing neither of them know what the fuck they're doing

pinacoladamatata · 2 months

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drops rumarin fic in the middle of the night just because

#rumarin #but if rumarin was a parent #who's 17ish year old daughter is quickly realizing neither of them know what the fuck they're doing #bonding while bullshitting their way around skyrim #'he would not have kids' i hear some of you say #he like. literally will if you adopt them skyrim kids but anyway #have you considered that having a child gives him like unlimited things to complain about?#the feeding? the toys? the fact you can't take an infant to raid a bandit camp?#i mean. you *can* but not without everyone judging you #this is also such a funny concept to me bc like. on the one hand. your mother is dragonborn. hero of legend. awesome soundtrack.#meanwhile your dad is just like... some guy?#i am fucking vibrating in the corner over here i think this is funny as shit #''are you getting ahead of yourself by trying to make your tes6 character?''#yes.

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