What was I cooking here

all of them sound incredible but "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" just had me going 👀okay

This one...oh man, this is Charles smut and...it's INCREDIBLY NSFW. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. For context, it's sugarbaby reader!

“Hello my sweet angel.” He murmurs, the kisses becoming heavier, patterning across your cheek and to your own lips. Charles takes note of your widening eyes, the way they follow his own gaze, so trained for him. Without realising, you’re deep under his spell, you’re not sure you’d function without him, though the same could be said for the man above you. “Did you miss me?” He whispers, taking note of the pleading look dancing against your face.

“Mmmhmm.” Your noise drags from your lips, arms moving from the warmth of your blankets to wrap around his neck. “M’ missed you.” Your voice is so soft, still tittering on the edge of sleep. It would be so easy to fall back into the blankets, nuzzle back into the soft furnishings. Charles can sense you’re still on the verge of sleep, he doesn’t want to rouse you too much. Instead, he carefully wraps two strong arms around your back, pulling you to his chest and sitting the two of you up, hushing as your noises turn to confusion. 

“Fuck-“ You whine, resting your head against his shoulder. Charles can sense your sleepiness, rocking against his length was lulling you into a warm sense of slumber. “Feels so good.” The words fall from your lips, eyelids failing you in the most intimate moment.

“You’re okay baby, it’s okay.” He tilts his head to the side, pressing a soft kiss to your temple. “You’re okay. Go back to sleep. I’m gonna take care of you.” He promises, his hips pushing upwards, pulling you into his cock, seeming to split you further open by the moment. 

the sun catches on enjolras’s shiny expanse of a forehead, reflecting off the surface in a sunbeam, and blasts the eyeballs of the national guards right out of their heads. france is saved. viva la france and this boy’s big fucking forehead

put me in a mr beast video

anyways class ,, let's meditate .. i'll set the scene for you okay ?,, you're walking down the street and it's kind of nice and not too noisy and calm and then you see me , and i fucking implode ,,

i hate to break this to you but in a percabeth/odyssey crossover, Percy is NOT odysseus and Annabeth is NOT penelope. it's switched. Annabeth would 115% be able to step into the role of Athena's favoured hero, the war strategist who masterminded the idea of the trojan horse, and natural born leader fighting for a way to get back to their family and home. and there is no way Percy isn't the patient, loyal, and determined Penelope who faithfully waits for their beloved to return home by buying them as much time as possible because they trust their loved one to stop at nothing to come back

mwahahaha— i’m evil but also giving you a kiss

I can't believe Penny from Pokemon is so powerful she's literally the hot topic wannabe and the blue gumball son of a bitch /ref

they hateded me because i was sillie 😔

I'm like if Patrick Stump was a lesbian but also a boy

was going through my google docs and found a fully-scripted jon tma animatic to little pistol by mother mother?!?????

jesus christ

i literally love looking through the notes on my phone lmfao

Okay i have seen so many posts and screen caps of lily sunder… like i know what the episode is about…. But i went and looked it up for fun because i was gonna watch it again and…. im looking at these scenes… girl i have never seen this episode in my life… nice eye patch though........

Depressed? Time to deep throat an ice cream cone

Isn’t it lovely?

The sound of shattering glass?

Or is it the rain on the window again?

Maybe it’s the way the fire breaks?

All alone.

I’ve forgotten the sounds,

The way the wind followed.

The warmth long gone,

Silence lives in happiness.