firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
omg
au where jack accidentally adopts a girl post-fall of overwatch
///i'm watching new girl and one of the characters is pregnant and now i'm thinking about kids again
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
eurgh
parasites
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
LOL
but like jack saves a girl on the streets from something and is like "go home to your parents kid" but she's an orphan and he can't like leave her alone now
so oops now he has like. a kid?? and he's suddenly forced to actually start taking care of himself so he can take care of this girl
LOL WAIT NO NOW THIS IS T URNING INTO THE SAME PLOT AS THE CAT ONE XDDD
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
well, not quite. he didn't start taking care of himself to take care of the cat, he just cared if he lived or died.
maybe taking care of himself in order to take care of the girl puts him into a healthier frame of mind except for the part where he decides it's a good idea to take his new responsibility on a roadtrip to find his undead, estranged ex and maybe get back together
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
LOL
maybe she prompts him to do it
she asks him about how he got himself into this situation and he quietly admits that it was ultimately bc he had a falling out with his husband whom he's still very much in love with
and she's all smiles and is like "hey two dads sounds way better than one, let's go fix this!!"
and he's gaping too much at the dad part to really understand what she just suggested
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
awww ^^
big dumb lug
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
>w<
ooo but that's an interesting scenario, having jack in like an actually okay place trying to reconcile with gabe who's still very much spiraling
like jack is still not doing great but he's recovering and trying to do his best for his girl
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
yupup
meanwhile, Gabriel 'Murder Machine' Reyes...
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
qoq
oh noooo what if talon finds out about the girl and like tries to kidnap her and jack becomes Rage Incarnate
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
talon. wtf?
and Gabe, too. this is somehow more personal. they found this girl bc Jack came looking for HIM.
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
it's what finally snaps gabe out of his depressive/angry spiral
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
Jack being more focused on the fact that Talon GRABBED HIS KID than he is on Gabe or their issues. He's willing to conceed anything Gabe wants, if only he'll help get his girl back.
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
HHH AND JACK'S ONLY SUPPORT SYSTEM WAS JUST TAKEN AWAY FROM HIM SO HE'S RAPIDLY LOSING IT AGAIN
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
eep!
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
he comes the Fuck after them with a single-mindedness that's terrifying
when gabe tries to intercept bc he can so easily see jack getting himself killed, jack actually stares him down and threatens to kill him if he doesn't get out of the way
zero sentiment. totally cold-blooded.
gabe: jack think about this for a sec
jack: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ba/28/91/ba289158fa7412e37dcd78d74d5bb45a.png
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
Gabe gets pissed off at first, but it's so icy that there's really nothing to latch on to. His whole relationship with Jack and the awful tangle and destruction its downfall led them to has been the most important, all-consuming thing in his life for so long that he had forgotten that there might be other things more important. Jack's found one.
i have seen the puppy meme, yes XD
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
OMGGG
AHH GABE GETTING JEALOUS AND FRUSTRATED THAT JACK SEEMS TO HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT HIM
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
lol
GABE THERE'S BIGGER THINGS AT STAKE
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
also getting mad at himself for not being able to move on but taking it out on jack qoq
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
At some point while they're going after the kid, Gabe lashes out at Jack bc of the jealousy, like 'What the FUCK were you thinking bringing a kid along to hunt me down?' and Jack is all 'I was coming to find you to see if we can hash things out, you colossal jackoff! at the very least i wanted to apologize!'
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
QoQ
"i just wanted-"
"WHAT jack? what the fuck were you..."
"i just wanted us to be a family!"
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
oh jack. you poor, poor deluded fool
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
gabriel falls silent, staring at jack briefly then looking down. jack rubs at his eyes tiredly. "she made me better," he explains quietly. "she was something for me to fight for. i had a reason to be better, gabe. and i wanted that for you too."
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
oh fuck you for that one ;n;
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
qwq
gabriel feels hollow and raw all over at the idea that jack believed he was even capable of getting better
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
((@ the comments popping up on twitter: if spanking's involved, does that make it whipped cream pie?))
hey. OUCH.
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
LOLL
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
it's taking all my self control not to butt in with that god awful joke. i want you to know that and be proud of me.
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
LMAO I LOVE YOU
<3333
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
<3
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
ghhh but gabe doesn't believe in himself, he's just so angry all the time and even now he wants to hurt jack and...
he decides it'd be best if he just helped jack get his girl back and then left
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
;_; noooooooooooooo
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
so he gets EXTRA reckless on this mission qoq fuck it, he's betraying talon- might as well draw all the fire to himself, sacrifice whatever he has to in order to get jack and his girl out of there
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
oh gabi
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
jack is like totally not caring about his own safety so gabe has to be extra reckless to make sure that the girl actually has someone to take care of her after this
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
lol trying to out-reckless each other
like the fukkin target ducks in a shooting gallery game
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
LOLLL
in the process gabe realizes how in love with jack he still is qwq
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
PRAISE
how many followers do you think i would lose if i made the joke?
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
LMAO
AHHH WHEN THEY FINALLY FIND HER JACK RUNS TO HER AND SWEEPS HER UP IN A HUG AND IS JUST LIKE IMMEDIATELY IN TEARS
and she's crying too and they're hugging each other so tight
and gabriel watches them and feels his cold heart twisting into knots
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
;-;
Jack carrying her over and introducing her.
Calls Reaper Gabriel, of course, as if the years between the good times and now never happened.
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
QwQ
and she's wiping at her eyes and smiling all huge and asks "so should i be calling you papa?"
she steals gabriel's heart immediately
but he's hit with the overwhelming sense that he doesn't deserve this
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
Jack mirrors the thought. 'I don't deserve her,' he murmurs, 'but I'm damned lucky to have her.'
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
QOQ
gabriel sees them to a safe house and has to disappear for a little while
jack is worried that gabe is gone for good but he does come back after a few days
he's all sheepish and shy but he mumbles that he wants to try
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
GABE YOU BIG SOFTIE
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
qwq
he's like really really awkward and kind of uncomfortable at first
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
lol
the most awkward grim reaper
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
he like doesn't know how to interact with this girl
she's determined to call him papa
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
lol
Gabe has met his match!! XD
also holy shit i really need to turn in
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
OKAY WE WILL DISCUSS MORE TOMORROW
<333333
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
yes pls!!!
night night <3<3<3
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
GNNN
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
does Jack wear boxers or briefs. important question. tell me he doesn't go commando in his SC pants.
nm tweet is full. ppl can imagine what they want lol
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
lol now i'm just imagining gabe pulling down jack's pants to find he's gone commando and being horrified
gabe's all gruff and grumpy and isn't comfortable opening up yet and when jack tries to talk to him, he just gets all sullen. but somehow when this girl talks to him he can't find it in himself to snap at her.
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
prro reaper didn't even want Jack backa nd now he has Jack AND a daughter like who's going ot feed and water her and make sure she gets exercise?
FUCK I CAN TYPE WHO SAYS I CAN'T
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
LOLL
he gets attached to the girl very quickly but jack is a little more difficult
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
He's~ already~ attached~~! never really came unstuck~!
Gabi you're doomed just roll with it
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
XDDDDD
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
76 hears them talking at night in low voices. He can't shake the uncomfortable feeling that a lot ofit is about him, but he never asks.
He's a little afraid to know.
It's eerie how some mornings both of them will look up at him as he comes into the kitchen of their safe hose, watching him silent and attentive as cats
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
omg that's a cute image
ahhh jack giving her a lil kiss on the top of her head in the morning
gabe pouting internally bc he wants a kiss too but like they're not there yet,,
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
XD
GABE!
YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE!
WHAT IS THIS BEING COMPLEX AND WANTING CONFLICTING THINGS?
POPPYCOCK!
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
XDDDDD
how do gabe and jack finally stop snipping at each other over dumb shit or ignoring each other XD
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
what if the little girl claims to be afraid of monsters in her closet and Jack knows its a lie, and Gabe pretends to scare it away, but she insists and makes them sleep with her...only she sneaks out of bed in the middle of the night and leaves them alone. they wake up tangled up in each other, and go out to find her sitting on the couch watching cartoons and eating ice cream for breakfast and she complains that they snored too loud.
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
AWWWWW
CLEVER GIRL
eeeee and they're all snuggled up together and gabe almost thinks he's in the past
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
my one weakness
XD
oh, let's see...
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
eeeee
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
what if she asks for stories at night--like, she'll want to sit in one dad's lap while the other tells a story. and she wants REAL stories. and she wants FIGHTING stories with GUNS and SUPERHEROES. And Jack & Gabe end up taking turns telling her stories from the Crisis. And when one's talking, the other can never help but interrupt to correct or make fun of the other. And sometimes she'll shush the interrupter and get them arguing over who's teh favorite, and sometimes she'll agree and be like 'yeah, dad, that was REALLY DUMB'
and as they're talking about the past back when things were good between them, the old feelings start to come back to the surface and they remember why they were great together
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
QwQ
HHHH
and then they finally put her to bed and they kind of sit in the living room silently together
and jack keeps glancing at gabe out of the corner of his eye while gabe pretends not to notice
and jack finally kinda clears his throat awkwardly and says, "you know, you don't have to sleep on the couch tonight. you could..."
"sleep in your bed?" gabe interrupts.
jack flinches from how he says it but nods anyway.
gabe lets him hang in suspense for awhile even though they both already know the answer is going to be yes
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
:eyes:
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
LOL
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
Jack tries to break the awkward silence by starting in on the story Gabe told earlier--'the way i remember it was...' so and so. the stories they remind themselves of with Jack's little girl safely tucked in bed are darker and sadder and harsher than either would have told her. Jack pours himself a drink as they talk. he pours gabe one too, without asking, and they take turns pouring after that. The minutes turn hazy, blurring into one another. The kitchen is too warm, they're sitting too close, leaning heavily against each other, shoulder to shoulder, heads bent over their glasses like conspirators. Neither knows who initiated the kiss. It's slow at first, hesitant, an old habit picked up in the midst of drunkenness and shared loss. It grows heated before either fully realize what's happening, but, by then, neither wants to stop. Gabe remembers the offer of a bed. He lets his full weight press against Jack, knocking him slowly from his chair. When they fall together, they don't hit the floor, but dissolve through a cloud of nanites and land with a bounce on the cheap mattress. Shadow stepping works the alcohol right out of his system, and Gabe finds his head clear. Jack is still kissing him, however, needy sounds spilling from his throat as his hands clutch at Gabe's coat. It would be easy--so easy--to just let go, blame it on the alcohol tomorrow. The temptation is too much to resist, and Gabe bears down atop Jack, kissing him back with fervor as if this will be his last chance to regain everything he lost.
holy shit that's more than i realized
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
SHRIEKINGGGGGGG
GAAAABE
i love how they are literally married but still pining for each other qoq
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
lol
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
jack actually stops them. they're both most of the way naked and grinding against each other and jack puts a hand on gabe's chest and asks him to stop for a second
he wants gabe so bad but not if this is going to be it
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
noooooooo
jack go for it
lure him back with your jacktastic wiles
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
LOL
he rolls them over, crawling on top of gabe, and begs him not to pretend this is nothing later
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
oh my god
ohhhhhhhhh my goooooooooooooooooooood
not cool dude
;_;
lol Jack's a weepy drunk
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
awwwwwww
starts ugly crying into gabe's chest
gabe is confused bc. this is such a turn off but he wants to fuck jack more than ever
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
XD
omg
it's calld LOVE you jackass
you LOVE him
YOU'RE IN LESBIANS WITH HIM
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
AHAHAHAHA
jack is like sobbing while still grinding into gabe and it's taking way too much willpower not to just throw him on his front and fuck him immediately
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
Gabe dissolves away from under him and Jack cries out as he drops. In an eyeblink, Gabe has reformed on top of him, pressing Jack down with all his weight, grinding slow and deliberate up against him. He practically tears the jacket off him, then runs his hands across Jack's shoulders--shown off so handsomly beneath the compressions shirt--down his arms, until his palms cover the backs of Jack's hands and Gabe can lace their fingers together. He ducks his head to bite the back of Jack's neck, sucking at his skin, leaving a string of lovebites from his hairline down the side of his neck to the crook of his shoulder.
'You never stopped being mine, Jack,' he growls against his skin. 'Not back then. Not now. Not ever.'
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
HOLY SHIT
fans self
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
possessive gabe orz
and then we hope Jack got the girl some noise cancelling headphones 'cause this is not gonna be a quiet fuck
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
OH GEEZ
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
((haha ASSphyxiation X'D))
https://twitter.com/rosephtxt/status/917180354452086784
((i am a delight))
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
LOLL
jack is still all teary-eyed but he growls at gabe to come and take him then
>w<
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
Gabe, thinking to himself: which i would ALREADY BE DOING if you hadn't needed to have a little breakdown
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
LOL
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
Gabe, this one is a mess. Throw him back.
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
AHAHA
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
Try again. You're a handsome monster with lots of opportunites on the dad dating scene.
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
LMAO
god imagine reaper trying to find love on tindr
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
i could prolly imagine it better if i knew anything about tinder aside from (gay?) dating site
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
it's the app where it matches you w people and you like decide whether you're interested or not
and then you go on a date or whatever
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
interests: disincorporating, shotguns, revenge, hiking, double agentry
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
knitting
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
musical theater
HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
XDDDD
also i'm technically still married but it's a long story we're not together anymore
SuspiciousPopsicle - 10/08/2017
76: what a co-inky-dink so am i. i bet this mysterious stranger will really GET me.
firesonic152 - 10/08/2017
HA
AWKS
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