@wayan9an replied to your post “happy sunday, little gay people in my phone! today...”:

there's a homebrew for sex in dnd where there are strap ons that function exactly like actual penises, the lesser strap doesn't ejaculate but the greater strap does and can even cause pregnancy that the baby born from it is related to both parents

​color me obsessed w/ this entire concept.

@wayan9an (gavriel) — bg3 au lucy starter call / accepting!

        “I won’t say I’m not scared, ‘cause I am,” you begin, pausing to take a deep breath. “Extremely scared. But I know this is the right thing to do, so I’m definitely gonna help you anyway.”

✐: #592 ( @wayan9an: hale. )

" the phrase fuck you may not rest on the tip of my tongue, but it’s near. midtongue. "

gav vc: talk to your kids mom :/

"Don't give me those sad eyes!"

She points her blade accusingly at him, in the middle of her routines, before she draws it back and huffs when she rests it at her side. Her brows are pinched, giving her face a severe thoughtfulness.

"You know very well the dangers we walk into. If they knew I had such connections in the city, they would dangle them into the beast's maw to drive me recklessly towards them. I won't have them in danger."

@wayan9an (gavriel) — cont'd.

        you aren't very accustomed to dealing with meddling from gods, and everything you do know about them you learned from reading a history book that's a century out of date. you come from a place where magic is a science to be melded with technology. if your people think anything's worthy of worshiping, it's their own raw gumption and ingenuity. (but you're not so sure gumption & ingenuity are going to cut it here, are you? and it's a very good thing you're not on your own.) “do it scared,” you say, nodding. “my dad used to tell me, you'll never get anything done that's worth doing if you're not willing to do it scared.” when your fingers graze his arm, it's because you've never known a comforting word that didn't come with a comforting touch. “i think it helps to know you're not the only one.”

@wayan9an / cont from here.

you aren't expecting the contemplative question. it isn't like many people ask to be stolen from, and less make such quiet requests when you give them reminders that you're a thief by trade.

will you take this off me?

you look quietly at the heirloom blade, the rubies shining like a fresh kill, and consider the question just as Gav had. it was beautiful. it put your own meager weapon to shame in design, but you're shy about potentially taking something cursed.

" will it curse me if i take it or only if i use it in a fight? ...if you really wanna be rid of it, i know a fence who could make it disappear, but i dunno if you want that to end up in the hands of just anyone on the sword coast. i don't wanna end up losing my eyes or somethin' to a curse though. "

@wayan9an / x.

The rain outside is merciless. You hear it on the cover of the cart you slump in. Had it been just the idle patter on canvas, you might have found it soothing. But, you can hear the soft rumble of thunder in the distance.

You think of gods, who swoop in and bring tempests on their wings. You think of standing in the rain, searching for a gift you should have.

The cart bumps, and you look up to the figure across from you. A story might help, you think. You drop your hood and offer them a smile.

" Ever hear that story about the giant who lost his wife? " you ask. " How he was so distraught he filled an ocean with his tears? "

Tag drop feat. dynamics / connections pt. 3

iii. ( arthur / destinycrowned ) : a children's tale the lonesome wail of a lion's roar

iv. ( &. arthur / destinycrowned ) : i just wanted to tell you i saw you point at the heart in my chest

iii. ( mik'hale / wayan9an ) : suffering feels religious if you do it right

iv. ( &. mik'hale / wayan9an ) : tell me we both matter don't we

iii. ( alys / eversinging ) : beauty is terror

iv. ( &. alys / eversinging ) : the tides &. the winds make storms that can devour ; this is my understanding of us

iii. ( emilie / witchdoctrines ) : maybe we're just blood ; whatever that's for

iv. ( &. emilie / witchdoctrines ) : if i told you that a flower bloomed in a dark room would you trust it

iii. ( annie / lasraichean ) : i need to be youthfully felt 'cause god i never felt young

iv. ( &. annie / lasraichean ) : stay is a sensitive word

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alias / name : Row birthday : May 22nd zodiac sign : Gemini height : 5'4. hobbies : gaming, writing, working out, painting but it's been a while favourite colour : violet favourite book : i haven't read in ages so i can't say. slap me.last film / show : Abbott Elementary inspiration : Music, time, consuming media like it story behind url : it honestly seemed like the Sharran thing to have and blaspheme the moonmaiden 💜 fun fact about me : i am a practicing nurse so there is somewhat situational irony in playing the cleric but i usually don't gravitate to muses like this.

Tagged by: @sanguisarcana & @spiderwarden 💜 Tagging: @lunawish @gcldenratio @demonstigma @feygloom @arcanecast @wolfkcst @thcinfernal @forgottenwyrm @wayan9an @rotdame @thcdoomed

@wayan9an (mythal) — starter call / accepting!

        “Some had to die that others might live.”

⋆ NAME?: Bean / Bee

⋆ PRONOUNS?: they/she, in that order of preference

⋆ MOST ACTIVE MUSE(S)?: oof, uhh...it's hard to say when i have so many. probaby elspeth cousland or vasilisa here atm, along w/ anais evernight @thiefscant

⋆ RP PET PEEVES?: probably just...not being given anything to work with in threads or in plotting circumstances. i try to come to people with ideas when i reach out for plots myself, and always put a lot of effort into ensuring my replies haves something for my partners to respond to and build upon, so it's frustrating when someone hits me up to plot with no idea what they're interested in exploring or gives me a reply that's just their character reacting to mine with nothing new to build from.

⋆ EXPERIENCE / HOW MANY YEARS?: oh boy i've been roleplaying since i was a kid lmao. i originally rped primarily on forums. first, it was a hp forum (rip) and then years later i joined a dragon age forum, then a multifandom crossover forum that was a lot of fun. from there i decided to try out tumblr and it really stuck. tl;dr: i've been roleplaying on and off since i was about eleven years old, so that's like...22 years of experience???

⋆ FLUFF, ANGST, OR SMUT?: it truly depends on my mood tbh! i can write all three under the right circumstances, and i enjoy them all in their own way. i guess i lean more towards fluff and angst over smut, but i have been known to discuss the sex lives of our muses with my partners (as long as everyone is comfortable with it), and then occasionally write it out with them in thread or meme form.

⋆ PLOTS OR MEMES?: both! it helps me to keep a thread going if i have a general idea of where we both want it to end up. but i also love getting memes and replying to them and continuing them into threads spontaneously. it works a bit better for me than starter calls, which i am notorious for never finishing (sorry!).

⋆ LONG OR SHORT REPLIES?: again, both! shorter replies are easier for my brain these days, but i love a longer thread as well. it just takes me a while to get around to replying to longer things, as i want to give my partner plenty to work with (even if i can't always match their exact length).

⋆ TIME TO WRITE?: literally whenever the muse strikes, which is unfortunately highly sporadic and constantly bouncing from muse to muse.

⋆ ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S)?: all of my muses have a little bit of me in them, i think. that's one of the joys of writing. finding parts of yourself in others and exploring or processing your own experiences through fiction can be liberating and cathartic (though i think it's also important to see and work with characters who are different from you). so yeah. there might be more of me in my ocs than my canons, but i like to think there is a little shard of me in all of them. <3

tagged by: @lunawish <3333 tagging: @ghosttsar, @avrorean, @gggno, @wayan9an, & anyone else who wants to!

if they had to be put in a “get along shirt” with a companion, who would it be?

TAV QUESTIONS

not a canon companion but def hale @wayan9an bc he loves being mean to her even tho she’s done nothing wrong ever 😔 mean old man

@wayan9an said:

only because, you like to play these strange psychological games with him but you wouldn't pretend not to notice when things were a little off. a gaze held a millisecond too long, was all it took before the blond finds himself in the RPD showers with you. wesker is pinned, cornered like a rat by a sly cat playing with its food. him, still fully clothed, soaked from the running water disrupting the sleek look he had all day. you can only give him the corner of a rather lopsided, knowing smirk. " caught you staring, captain, why not make the most of it while there is all of me to see and touch for yourself? " you take one of his hands, putting the palm against your cheek, before slowly letting it caress down your neck, chest ... letting it rest at your hip. so close, too close for Wesker, but if he wanted to and was bold about it ...

     attraction  wasn’t  easy  for  him.      since  his  school  days,  wesker  had  been  the  odd  man  out.      always  hyper-analyzing  his  reactions  with  other  boys  and  later  on,  with  the  men  he  worked  with  under  umbrella.      the  constant  inner  feeling  of  embarrassment  and  self  hatred  had  stricken  his  core,  keeping  him  from  living  as  his  true  self.      hale  didn’t  seem  to  have  this  problem.          their  dancing  around  each  other  had  caught  the  eye  of  the  entire  stars  team,  and  it  was  apparent  to  everyone  but  wesker  that  there  was  something  greater  at  hand.      albert  had  tried  so  hard  to  keep  it  a  secret,  his  own  proclivities  wrapped  up  in  a  neat  little  bow  in  his  mind.      unfortunately  his  total  lack  of  a  girlfriend  and  protection  over  his  personal  life  hadn’t  been  lost  to  his  teammates.      especially  the  one  who  is  holding  him  under  the  showerhead.          the  cold  wetness  of  it  is  a  shock  to  his  system,  blue  eyes  blown  wide  and  pupils  even  wider  behind  the  darkened  lenses  that  are  now  covered  in  water-droplets.      there  is  a  simmering  rage  ⸺  how  did  hale  catch  him  off-guard  like  this  ?      able  to  grab  the  captain  and  force  him  into  the  showers  with  such  ease.      wesker  was  going  to  pretend  that  it  didn’t  turn  him  on,  behind  that  white-hot  anger  that  mingled  with  his  thoughts  of  lust.      hale  speaks,  but  the  words  drown  out  as  the  captain  watches  his  own  movements,  pale  skin  against  pale  skin,  his  thin  fingers  and  veined  hand  caressing  along  hale’s  neck,  his  chest,  and  before  it  could  reach  the  sergeant’s  hip,  wesker  looks  up  again,  cheeks  red  and  brows  furrowed  in  confusion.      albert  had  been  staring,  hadn’t  he  ?      a  little  too  long,  he  hadn’t  meant  to  linger;  wesker  had  let  his  own  wants  override  the  need  for  his  personal  protection.      exposed,  so  freely  and  openly  to  the  other  man  to  take  control  of.          ❝  why  are  you  doing  this  ?  ❞      the  blond  speaks  softly,  only  loud  enough  for  the  sergeant  to  hear.      the  opposite  moves  closer,  pressing  his  body  to  albert’s  uniformed  form,  and  the  captain  realizes  ⸺  he’s  never  been  this  hard  in  his  life.      there’s  no  running  from  this.      take  control.      albert  reaches,  finally,  fingers  wrapping  around  hale  expertly  and  giving  a  light  squeeze,  his  opposite  hand  reaching  to  peel  the  sunglasses  from  his  eyes,  exposing  the  painful  blue  that  has  spent  so  much  time  analyzing,  fantasizing,  undressing,  and  looking.      finally,  keeping  his  thoughts  from  seeping  out  of  his  brain,  albert  cranes  his  neck,  lips  seeking  the  wet  expanse  of  hale’s  jaw;  eyes  fluttering  shut  and  tongue  reaching,  too,  to  taste.

PEOPLE I'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW BETTER !

alias / name : Elf birthday : March 21st. zodiac sign : Aries. height : 5'1" hobbies : I work too much to have proper hobbies beyond rping. Though i do try and make time for dnd and gaming. favorite color : Blue! favorite book : none at the moment. last song : Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry last film / show : I have no idea the last show or movie I actually sat down and watched. the adhd is bad man. recent reads : Sellswords Trilogy inspiration : for cassian? i kinda accidently made him a little bit like a combination of some characters i like and i don't wanna say which because then it will be obvious story behind URL : Cassian seeks to do the crimes fun fact about me : last I counted i have like 12 jojo figures and the second i can order more i fucking will.

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@wayan9an replied to your post “anais when sb tries to get to know them: ...can i...”:

good luck anais trying to escape from hale's 34 passive perception

​me thinking anais is delightfully op:

hale coming in w/ the steel chair:

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