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HAPPY 114‼️‼️ take these silly doodles i did
#watching dazai have an aneurysm while chuuya yelled at him to stop bitching was so funny#also not him just sitting there while dazai used his broken bloody arms and legs to pull fyodor out😭#bitch you have gravity manipulation USE IT.#i'm gonna be so honest i don't think meursault arc is over#sigh....ada reunion in 2025....manifesting#anyway i loved skk this chp they were stupid asf as usual#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#soukoku#skk#lotus draws
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also can i just say how funny it is that the two people who actually know what’s going on and how to deal with the infinity devil, yoshida, a professional public safety devil hunter, and denji, who worked in public safety and sent the infinity devil to hell and is literally chainsaw man, have just decided to sit back and observe normal ass high school kids try to deal with this. that one kid who is like “okay im president of the devil hunting club so i’m in charge” sir there are literally two professional public safety devil hunters right next to you. chainsaw man is in the room. sir.
#i know that they don’t know denji worked at public safety and is chainsaw man#BUT they do know for sure that yoshida is a public safety devil hunter and then this bitch is still like ‘i’m in charge’ HUH#meanwhile asa told denji to shut up and he was like fine bet i’m leaving you all figure it out#and yoshidas just watching all of this with that stupid grin on his face#i love them for that#also i feel like there’s obviously more going on with the kid who claims to be chainsaw man than he’s letting on but regardless#this situations just so fucking funny#chainsaw man#chainsaw man spoilers#chainsaw man manga spoilers#mine
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its him.
the freddy fazbear.
#mob psycho 100#mp100#mob psycho teruki#mp100 teruki#teru watch out !!!! the freddy fazbear is right behind you !!!!!!!!!!#<- referencing this tag i made on a prev reblog#this is really stupid#but it made me giggle pretty hard#dont look teru honey but there is un ugly bitch on your left.
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How/when does Jersey end up saying I love you?
oooooh! okay, so i was going to write it out ( i am jennifer slowpez so in nina fashion, i am spoiling it, what's new? ) but there is a part after this...if we remember this ask i am obsessed with where raven is diabolically patching jersey up via the tiny child sized hellokitty carebear bandids kyle bought for the kids he works w in the elementary school via that one anons delicious input...genius really.
*raven vc* pero like, so you know, they pull away it's awkward fml. dawg, they are about to *dreamy fit asf rm tolkien posh british vc* have a cheeky little snog like that entire whumpshot...anyways!
( ALRIGHT THIS IS LONG, VERY UNHINGED AND ROUGH SORRY I HOPE YOU SMILE LAUGH AND CRY PENDEJOS <3 )
kyle notices that the vinyl record player is playing their sadie hawkins first dance song ( idk what song it is but its an abba song because thats gay rights baby! its probably my love, my life or andante andante...branch in my eyes ) and theres a bowl of skittles, but only the red ones are in it...because stan still eats around the red ones bc only kyle can have the red ones....brb crying!
yadda yadda yadda. and i think on the tv, the screen is paused over a brand new episode of say yes to the dress ( if we recall, before i deleted chapter six...which was a disaster but also a masterpiece rip, ravenstan was being so boyfail cute in it in his armani suit and was rizzing the hell out of kyle with his crunchy boy knowledge of plants...when stan came over for their #hate fashionably late, kyle was stress-watching say yes to the dress...which is his favorite show because he claims to be allergic to romance, but secretly thinks its really beautiful that people can fall and love and get married...AAA )
but anyways, when they start dating say yes to the dress ( shoutout to when ravenstan forgot what it was called bc adhd and called it Are You Down With The Gown ) became their show and kyle very quietly is like "were you going to watch it?" and stan getting nervous, trying to deflect because they always watch it together is like uhuhuhHhHh and kyle, sad laugh shaking his head is like "baby" *yersey swearing* "dude...baby dude...my guy...just guy, fuck, you know you can watch it without me. we're not...Together. *hurts worse than his ribs* you don't have to wait for me." and stan is like "i-i know. i was going to...i-i Wanted to! i just--i couldn't. i couldn't watch all the people in...."
Love :(
he doesn't say it. but jersey kyle can FEEL it.
he winces. hard.
he wants to fucking die...he wants to say something but he's so stupid and he ruined ravenstan's life, words fail him but STAN!!! grabs his hand and is like "-because! because i knew it would make me miss you. and fuck it. FUCK EVERYTHING KYLE I FUCKING MISS YOU!!!! i miss you and i LOVE you and i don't--i don't care if you can't say it back! i don't have to wait for you, but i WILL! i want to! i'll--i'll wait forever! YOURE MY FOREVER. people tell me they love me everyday, but with you--i can feel it. I. Just. Know. and that's enough! you're enough. YOURE ENOUGH, KYLE BROFLOVSKI. just the way you are. and i'm sorry...i'm sorry i pushed you and tried to change you. i was just, i was insecure about it i guess--and--and--"
cue kyle smiling like an idiot ( the rare kyle smile ) like "...stan?"
ft. stan still yapping smh like "oh my god, i miss you SO much! curb only got into the trash because you weren't here to remind me. and i had pasta from this five star restaurant the other day and oh my god, ky. it was TRASH! yours is so much better! and-and i think i broke the washing machine earlier, oh my god, it sounded like an explosion, i can't find anything, i--"
kyle...literally still trying to get stans attention smh going
"stan? hey? stan???? Stan???"
stans still yapping btw ( oh my god when he is passionate the man never shuts the hell up hes like rambling himself into a corner ) like "and theres this new exhibit in the aquarium and theres this huge red fish in it and i wanted to send it to you and be like 'this you' but were fighting and I HATE FIGHTING WITH YOU. can we stop fighting? :< i miss you. will you please come home? curb misses you, i miss you, i--"
*jersey vc* STANLEY MARSH!
*stan doing the wide flustered doe eye thing with the lip ring lip bite combo that makes kyle like actually criminally insane with love feels*
speaking of...
he leeeeeeeeeeeeeeans in...
gently grasps ravenstan's face
KISSES THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHIT OUT OF HIM.
and says
and i quote...
"Te amo." <3
AAAAAAAAAA AND THE CROWD GOES WIIIIIIILD :')
-uncle nina, gratuitous undivorcer of ravesey style
#i'll edit the tags in a second#but is everyone happy#theyre in love again#i promise#*impastor craig vc* by the power vested in me i now pronounce my beautiful gay sons that i tortured for half a year#Undivorced ;-; <3#I CAAAAAAAAAANT BELIEVE IT#no one get used to it im still gonna have them do miserable break up things and create drama dont worry about THAT#BUT I CANT BELIEVE JERSEY KYLE SAID I LOVE YOU#I AM SO PROUD WOW THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL#now i can write the jersey kyle Can say i love u meme#( which is my favorite ask meme its so funny ily robot kyle )#he is like...i have so many feelings...i am excited? frightened? ex...frightened?#I CANT BELIEVE JERSEY KYLE SAID TEEEE AMO#SMILE PENDEJO NATION WE ARE SOOOOO BACK!#is anyone else crying or is it just me is it just jersey and raven and me and curb and the entire internet#UR WELCOME! YOU ARE ALL NO LONGER CHILDREN OF DIVORCE! TIME TO REJOOOOOOOOOOOICE YALL#*passes out The I Survived The 2024 Ravesey Divorce And All I Got Was This Stupid Teeshirt stupid teeshirts*#my sons in love my sons in AMOR bitch!!!!!!#that rizz was crazy also this was too happy so pls note they quite licherally almost smashed but kyles bones are broken#NOT THE ONE THAT MATTERS THO but he did still get stanbanned by sexy nurse raven lamE#*teri vc* at least he'd die doing what he loves...LITERALLY!!!#i admire his dedication like i too would risk it all to get risque and frisque with ravenstan but no they just#watched say yes to the dress and fell asleep on the couch#The End <3#everybody chant NINA!!! NINA!!!! NINAAAAAAA!!!
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#this is a hater moment but.#god the gomens fandom was so much better in 2019 there was so much religious meta#discussions of catholic and jewish beliefs and behaviours in aziraphale and crowley#most people acknowledged that aziraphale is a massive bitch#more people knew the book#yeah the discussions about queerbaiting were stupid#but aziraphale and crowley were so unique. they were an old married couple. they were platonic. they had their own thing going on#also there was just more to be analysed in s1 and people were RUNNING with it#the free will! heaven and hell being the same! the role of god in the story! the humanity!!#the fandom was never perfect#but now it's just WILDLY mischaracterised and woobified versions of a&c everywhere#it's hard to recognise it as good omens anymore......#i was hyperfixating on good omens for all of 2019 and more#and watching it - and the fandom - become a woobified hollow version of itself is just sad you know#okay hater moment over#I just feel like I was pretty quiet about s2 when it came out? and now that s3 is confirmed I'm like. actually I have opinions#elven-child rambles into the void#good omens critical#<- if anyone has the tag blocked
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Y'all I'm not going to lie, all the gifsets kinda make me want to get into Percy Jackson??
#not me being a basic bitch kajdjfhkahdjs#LISTEN#i never read them cause idk the movie seemed boring when it came out#and i never looked at the series after that#like literally all i know is that percy jackson is... a demi god i think#maybe?#and also he falls in love with a girl named annabeth?#and i think maybe he has adhd?#like LITERALLY THAT'S ALL I KNOW#but idk the gifsets from the show look interesting ok SUE ME I'M BASIC#but now the question is. should i read the books? watch the show?#i mean it's a stupid question we all know i would never watch an adaptation without checking out the original material#Gina's voice: I'm not an animal#anyway idk#seems like a big commitment all of a sudden#but then again i have a 12 hour flight to get through next week so.... might be a good idea to start now#can you sense my indecision? 😂#percy jackson
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god I know this is like The Wrong Stance on AI. I know its not about whether the art is Real and Human or If It Has A Soul and how a lot of the arguments against it are the same bullshit arguments people made against digital art like I Know. I Knowwww. but god, I'm really sorry, not to post like one of those annoying poetry bloggers I cant stand (yall are valid, live your truth, theres nothing wrong with what you post I'm just a petty bitch who hates poetry. unless I dont hate it.)
But theres just something about the way AI art will almost certainly never be able to mimic the exact way my pencil leaves an indentation in the paper, the way some of the lines I can never fully erase cause I pressed too hard, theyll have to at least train them to draw with a physical pencil first, and sure, they could train it to draw with a pencil and even erase the exact same piece I drew, line for line, on a piece of paper with a robot arm powered by AI, but they can't replicate. idk. the lineage of lefty bitches in my family, and the way I grew up going through school with my entire left arm silver with graphite, from doodling on my schoolwork. not yet anyway. but I guess I do live for the day we make the ai sentient enough that we can traumatize it by giving it homework after kneecapping its executive functions so it copes by drawing a big tiddy lobster monster. sure
#toy txt post#reblogs OFF i dont trust yall to be normal with this one i do NOT want it getting notes#i posted part of this before in a chat to a friend but im feeling it again. so#i havent drawn my big tiddy lobster bitch in awhile i should draw her again#also yea SORRY im sure this is The Wrong Feeling To Have About AI but also sometimes im a little grateful that i dont think my style is#smth a lot of the ppl coding ai to make art find to be worth trying to replicate except maybe as like a fake progress shot on a piece#which is smth i used to be really insecure about. how unfinished all my art looks bc it isnt to the point i cant fucking watch#like speedpaints and shit bc i just start feeling stupidly insecure about all the points in the video where I Would Have Stopped and been#like. im not touching it anymore i dont want to ruin it#and ive been insecure about my inability to really do digital art with like a stylus and shit like the way i do it with a pencil#and i know that is just me needing to Practice it but being too frustrated by it#anyway i know its just a Tool and its Fine and the problem is the art theft and the labor problems of it but liiiiiiike#i just.#im sure there will be unique things and usages of ai as a tool and i genuinely hope that ppl can figure out a way to make one that isnr#isnt* just full of stolen content bc theres unique fuckin shit about like digital art programs u can write stupid poetry that you hate#about it. or stupid poetry that i hate. cos im the poetry hater. listen. i cant stress this enough: its fine. youre fine. keep posting your#poetry and reblogging shit that speaks to you. im just a Bitch okay Ignore Me#i should go draw bokrae like. eating a computer about this#the real reason for that graphics card shortage was bokrae ate them all when she was in the mood for a crunchy snack
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got a piece of glass stuck in my foot and my mother chose that moment to start yelling about how stupid and lazy i am like :) we're not taking customer feedback right now ma'am :) there is literally my blood on my hands can u please maybe wait :) and do this at another time :)
#for context the thing that broke was not even hers it was mine i ordered it for myself and she didn't tell me it arrived and just kept it in#her wardrobe#and then she asked me to fetch smthn from her messy asf wardrobe and she had kept it (made of glass) in the utmost corner of her very messy#and packed shelf#and obv one of the bottles in the shell was almost empty so when my hand brushed against it it fell and knocked down the glass bottle#bcz it was kept in the c o r n e r#but its ok it was an accident but still it was my accident so i just silently started clearing it up and she obv started yelling at me but#thats fine ive grown up in this household i know that when u do smthn accidentally its always bcz u are a dumb ho and when ur brown parents#do smthn accidentally then its fine bcz accidents happen and also that too is actually ur fault somehow bcz if u hadn't done xyz then 5 day#later this never wouldve happened#but wtv its fine wtv#and then i noticed the piece of glass sticking outta my foot and she watched me try to pull it out with my nails#and once i pulled it out it slipped from between my nails and fell onto the floor#and immediately she started yelling at me again saying i 'threw' it onto the floor on purpose like bitch I'm bleeding bcz of that thing why#would i risk bleeding again#and secondly i was literally picking up all the glass shards two seconds ago why would i throw this onto the floor on purpose when i litera#lly emptied the floor of glass two MINUTES AGO#and when i told her it just slipped and i didn't do it on purpose she's like dont argue with me i saw what happened like oh did u#im sure only u did its not like it was IN MY HAND I'm sure you had a better view than i did of what is in MY hand#this is such a stupid thing to rant about on tumblr but I'm just so tired#i literally had just woken up from a nap i was minding my own business trying yo make myself some coffee#this just irritated me so damn much like#if u really think im that much of a dumb lazy bitch then why did u ask me to do that thing for u in the first place ur literally sitting#in front of the wardrobe why didnt u just go and fetched that thing from ur wardrobe by yourself#ugh wtv this is ridiculous
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wait guys I think I figured out one of the main reasons why I ended up liking Gary King so much and grew so attached to him
IT'S THIS BASTARD'S FAULT
#stupid bitch influencing my stupid child brain#just realised that their characters are pretty similar#especially movie zaphod#I watched this movie so much as a kid and he was always my favourite#I was like 6 when it came out too#motherfucker#gary king#the cornetto trilogy#zaphod beeblebrox#hhgttg#I'm not tagging this with too many things since this is just a silly little personal post lmao#but have fun I guess if you are into both things#beef speaks
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WHY am I losing my shit over LEGOS
#IM FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE IN HERE. AHH#I think I’m scaring Gray trying to convince him to watch Lmk 🗿 I’m normal about it I prommy#IM BEKNG SO NORMAL ABOUT MACAQUE AND WUKONG. I CARE ABOUT THEM A REGULAR AMOUNT#THAT BEING SAID I WOULDNT BE AGAINST MAKING ART FOR THEM BEING FROEMDS AGAIN I WANT THEMTO MAKE UP 😭😭#And I finally have a lil context for macaque chilling with MK so I’m glad they kept the running thing where macaque genuinely doesnthave#Beef with MK. If anything it’s bc of wukong being his mentor but like if it’s just the two of them he’s chill :)#Yapping#lmk#I CANT DO THIS RN. I HAVE A 9AM CLASS#ITA THE YEARNING AND THE BEING ASSHOLES TO EACH OTHER BECAUSE YOU DONT WANNA CAVE FIRST MINDSET NOOOO#LITERALLY PANNING TO SWKS FACE WHEN THE INK CREATURE TURNS INTO MACAQUE THATS NOT A COINCIDENCE BITCH#THEYRE SO STUPID. HUG IT OUT IM BEGGING YOU AHHH
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im sick to death of hearing teachers complaining about their students on social media. first if all i dont think you should at all be complaining if theres even a CHANCE that it can be traced back to you if you are complaining about your students, children are extremely fragile and if they hear what you say that could haunt them for the rest of their lives. and now we have fuckjng podcasts and video shorts of teachers telling fucking stories of their bad experiences with *kids* when they were teaching. I HOPE YOU NEVER WORK IN CHILD CARE AGAIN ARE YOU KIDDING ME????? its INSANE. and i just seent this bitch ACTUALLY FILM INSIDE OF HER CLASSROOM AND COMPLAIN ABOUT HER STUDENTS. ARE YOU INSANE. I HOPE YOU GET FIRED.
#i will literally always care a million times more over the childs life and health than the teachers burnt out#how are you going to record yourself in your classroom and talk to tiktok (mind you ive seen this woman's videos before and her students#KNOW she has a tiktok page and she talks to them about it)#about how your students were ''so disrespectful'' when they had a subtitude. like are you insane. youre filming in your school about your#current students. if i was a parent i would literally do everything in my power to make all of the parents aware that she was doing that to#their children#not any amount of burnt out and irritation grants you the right to go and complain about children put in your care who trust you and who#youre meant to watch over. being a teacher means literally the entire world to me and it doesnt matter how bad a kid is i cant ever imagine#myself going to ridicule them online for all of my followers. its so horrible i have no idea how you could do that to a child its so#disgusting its insane.#she literally is friends w a bunch of other trash ass teachers on tiktok too they literally had a controversy because they were bitching#about special ed kids needing help in school and calling them stupid. i wish they would never work with children again. it makes me so mad.#(meant to watch over on a social media post*) (i love not finishing typing a thought before starting to write the next)
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Kirby is sooooo…her process to figure out the last question? Hello? Kevin Williamson said, “I’m going to create a character that’s SO neurodivergent.”
Sidney taking a more active role in this scene compared to how it played out in the movie is super interesting because she’s said more than once that she doesn’t watch scary movies, but she immediately calls out the trick questions.
And Charlie? Die.
#scream 4#it bothers me enough that he calls her a stupid bitch in the actual movie#this really makes me HATE him#‘you were supposed to miss that one.’ okay well she’s smarter than you so like. get fucked.#i wish they’d kept this version of him just so the scream 4 tag wouldn’t be full of charlie x reader fics with NO read mores.#these movies have had me in more of a chokehold than usual the past couple of weeks. currently reading all the scripts while#simultaneously on ao3. and watching every one of beyond the mask’s videos.#do you know how down bad i am? i have read the tv tropes page for three out of the six movies. and sam’s entire page.#just smile politely y’all. we’re witnessing mental illness.
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y'all actually have irl friends? like, actually?
#i have one (1) that i am iffy about [you have all seen the annoying thread]#i am sorry that i keep bitching about this but#literally if I vanished the only consequences would be my dad would probably get mad and i'd feel bad for not uploading also my cats sad#i refuse to believe people have ever had friends they just hang out with after school#or go out on weekend adventures with for funsies#those things only happen in tv shows and commcercials. they are not real#awe fuck this is an avierant nw huh#avierant#fuck#but fr couldn't be me#also i remember watching some sappy video on youtube where the guy talked about coming out to his mom and she hugged him#and said i love you and all that#er#that happens?#i just got hit with a “I don't care” and “why didn't you wanna tell me? are you stupid?” and sometimes when he's mad he'll inform me#that i'm actually not bi i'm just gay [i think he genuinely forgets]#y'all have people irl that support you? why? are you stupid?#[i am going to be such a fucked up adu. oh yeah i am an adult. hell yeah i'm a fucked up adult >:)]
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I'm wfh today so i have the flexibility to think way too much about this.
But like, remember Raisins? When Wendy broke up with him, we even still got JOKES about how Stan was a bad boyfriend. "Why does Wendy want to break up with me?! I haven't even talked to her in weeks!" - THATs a joke. That's funny, he's an 8 year old, of fucking course that's what he thinks being in a relationship is lol. We're let in on the joke the entire time that he's mourning the breakup and going through his Goth Phase that the premise is inherently ridiculous. If he really cared DURINg the relationship he would've been more present with her, and that's FINE. It doesn't even have to break the status quo, anyone who's watching is an adult (or you know, should be), and knows that these kinds of phases and heartbreak are NORMAL in that age group and it's also even funnier to enjoy the Goth Phase knowing they'll get back together in five minutes.
Lately the kids don't act like kids a lot of the time - which, again! you can get away with if its funny - and the take on relationships suddenly has Dramatic Stakes. And - AGAIN - you can STILL make this funny! You can make it FUNNY that they're acting out real adult drama about communication and feeling insecure in a relationship. But you have. to make. JOKES. or its just a reference to real-life bullshit that isn't even BIG or EXAGERATED enough to be funny. The only thing that was exaggerated in this episode to the point of being comedic was the AI detector, and that didn't really go anywhere because he was only in two "real" scenes. None of it meant anything, and nothing was funny, and the episode almost seemed like it was taking the piss out of the audience for expecting it to be funny. How dare the audience want something different lol.
#south park#south park spoilers#its not even relevant! we joked about the queen episode already being out of date#its like watching a nurse try to take your blood and they keep missing the vein and then calling you a stupid bitch when you wince#painful and pointless!
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#at this point just nominate her like#i need her to shut the fuck up about her bad student film and stop saying stupid brownnose shit about Guillermo and shit like#shut UPPPPPPP#if I’m an academy voter watching this I’m like…… has she heard of blocking or……. what#the arrogance of it to like….. the shorts category is a proof of concept category like#the shorts speak for themselves#nobody needs to see bts of your shit it’s either well made or it isn’t!! and that’ll show!!!#ESPECIALLY IF ALL THE FOOTAGE IS YOU SHOWING YOURSELF DIRECTING#AND NOTHING ELSE NOT EVEN YOUR DP#scream I need this to be over I’m fuming and being such an annoying bitch about this but SO IS SHE LEAVE THIS INDUSTRY ALONE#YOU ALREADY HAVE AN INDUSTRY STAY IN YOUR OWN#but I also know it’s down to the wire now#the shortlist will be out the 21st-ish#the problem is if she’s on it there will be more hell to endure#and also I’m right so I’m not sorry about it#the shorts are for up and coming filmmakers who’ve hit the pavement at festivals and circuits for YEARS#usually international people as well who have little other entry points into Hollywood#not millionaires who woke up one day and decided they wanted an Oscar#notice how no other short film contender is campaigning…..#not like this at least#let that give you an idea of how big of a fish she is and how small of a pond she’s plopped her invasive species ass into
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my haaaaaands are still fucked uuuuuup but when they’re unfucked up i’m gonna draw smth so sexy and delicious for my new skyrim oc i can see the comp in my mind’s eye it’d just make my hands fall off if i tried to draw it
#he’s a liiiiiiitle bit of a serial killer so i’m envisioning him in like a white gown/robe with his hair up like in fucking. ella enchanted#in the garden with caryalind thallery but the knife behind his back is just coated in blood and there’s a pile of bodies behind him that we#can see but cary can’t see. i LOVE cary btw if you haven’t tried him as a follower highly highly recommend#vaynis is a character i didn’t think i’d get all that attached to i just wanted to try out the ancient falmer mod and then i got like. SO#attached to him immediately. he’s not actually an ancient falmer he’s just like. a non betrayed falmer who’s 23. his dad was like the#ultimate ‘i survive everything bc i’m good at hiding’ kinda guy who was a child when the snow prince died and he just fucked off into the#jerall mountains for forever basically. and another falmer (much younger) stumbled on him up there and was like ‘dude wtf if you have#immortality magic why do you live in a wizard shack in the mountains’ and he was like ‘well. i’m wicked scared all the time you see’#so in exchange for teaching her the immortality spell he was like ‘will you have a baby with me so the falmer don’t die out’ and she was#like ‘yeah ok but i’m not raising this fucking baby. i’m leaving i’m not a mom. you won’t make me a mom’ and he was like ‘yeah sure ok’#secretly thinking if he built her a tower she’d stay. so every day he’d build the tower bit by bit with magic and everyday she’d plan to#leave and like in a fairytale they had the ‘i’m going to leave’ ‘i know’ conversation but then vaynis was born and she actually DID leave bc#she wasn’t a mom! she told him that! but he was like shocked bc he was a moron. and so he locked vaynis in his wizard tower and only let him#out to teach him how to hunt and track and forage. and vaynis really wanted to see the world but his dad would never change. so he planned#to leave and he picked himself out a nice breton adventurer to seduce into taking him along only when his dad found out he killed the breton#and locked vaynis back in the tower. and vaynis waited and watched and planned and pretended like he was sorry. and then one day he#knifed him in his sleep. and took his shit and escaped. but auriel wasn’t super happy about that so he shipwrecked him. and ever since theb#vaynis has been pretty pathetic. he’s working on it but like. it really is kinda embarassing to watch. anyway his new scheme for glory is to#join the thalmor and he IS really pretty so this thalmor agent in solitude was like ‘hey the heir to the aldmeri dominion is also here and#we like. really need him back and with his head in the game. the nords are stupid they think you’re a altmer but like. i know a bitch whose#race is supposed to be extinct when i see one. you seduce caryalind thallery back into line and we’ll help you do whatever you wanna do to#restore the falmer. ideally it’s integrate with us.’ so vaynis obviously takes that fucking opportunity but problems arise bc caryalind#isn’t quite as seduceable as previously thought. yeah he’s flirty but he’s also looking for something serious and trying to become a better#person. so vaynis is on a journey of ‘get aldmeri prince to marry me and have his baby to achieve greatness’ when they stumble into helgen#after alduin attacks (bc as we all know i’m addicted to the ‘the prisoner dies and akatosh has to pick a new dragonborn’ narrative’ and he#) and akatosh picks vaynis honestly? to be funny. i love interpreting akatosh as a smartass it’s so funny to me#‘yeah there’s a whole world riding on this but like. wouldn’t it be kinda hilarious to see what happens?’#alternatively maybe akatosh and auriel are one in the same. you decide#anyway becoming the dragonborn really complicates this plan like. MOST severely
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