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themslash · 3 months
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awesome google search
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themslash · 6 months
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all cats do these days in sit on your chest and stare directly at your face unblinking and full of love. and purr
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themslash · 5 months
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house md beating my ass in like a zombie resource management game
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themslash · 2 months
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GUARDS! ratio that fool.
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themslash · 1 month
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i was feeling real down about the undisclosed misogyny event that happened to me over the weekend (if u know u know) so i looked around the kitchen to see whats in here and made coffee and banana waffles. please clap.
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themslash · 1 month
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cats are lil men being strange in your home.
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themslash · 2 months
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also i did something wrong in my dishwasher , like i upturned something i shouldnt have or it's sick or i dont know, but it currently sounds like pouring rain on a tin roof. and i can't say it's fully stressing me out but i don't like it
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themslash · 2 months
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yayyy yayyy the first stop is the sewing store yayyyy
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themslash · 3 days
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so like. what do you get if you order le labo perfume off of wish dot com.
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themslash · 8 months
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actually i want to spend 12 hours playing subnautica original today. thanks.
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themslash · 1 month
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the night air after rain still smells sweet btw. and my tinnitus sounds like crickets tonight. byee
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themslash · 2 months
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hey. wait a minute. WAS my girl kobeni from csm a failgirl??? like she was failgirl mascot and whatnot but wasn't she, like, hypercompetent and just happened to be sobbing and crying all the time because her life was ass???
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themslash · 6 months
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cat snell saturday wednesday
15 year old manga volume from the library: 10/10 super into it!
shower water on the floor after roommate is done showering: 7/10 still drinking it after so long but like less enthusiastic about it
metal coke can: 2/10 no good snell but at least it has cool condensation to lick off (i am a water pervert)
slab of pork belly before it inevitably goes into the freezer: 15/10 FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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themslash · 2 months
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found out the long "tail" of those bacteriophages isnt a solid rod, it bends. which makes more sense than the other way but i still really hate it
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themslash · 2 months
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themslash · 2 months
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i jaut want. fresh fettuccine. sad trombone. aound. you usednto be able to get fresh pasta and frozen croissants at this god forsaken place. now look at it.
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