A picture of Rosemary and Jack Walten's wedding day, before the horrors.

what if ummm uhhhh adofai uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mobile had uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh level editor

sometimes i forget i have an account here, imma try reviving this thing or something idk

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this screenshot has me by the throat

i actually just downloaded like. 50 pictures of rattlesnakes and death adders so I can study their head shapes when I have time

NO UR OKAY IM THE SAME WAY uhhh gimme like. What mao does in downtime? how she gets along w/ the other matsus?

UAH OK OK OK this is going under cut cause i wrote LOTS

(also just letting u know they use they/them pronouns)

Mao is kind of a closeted otaku, or former? They were a hikikomori/shut-in for almost a decade and while they were in solitude, they were very much into anime and manga, idols, video games and MMOs. So, nowadays, they'll still watch anime and play video games but not to that same extreme. They have one craft hobby that they're not very good at and its needle felting, they love doing it despite nothing ever turning out good and constantly stabbing their fingers.

SO THE MATSUS WOAH MOMMA (Ill be 100% honest, I haven't gotten far enough into development/writing my fic to that Mao has fleshed out relationships with the other boys (its a slow/mid-burn and they hardly know the boys outside of Ichi at the point I'm at rn) so im gonna write how their relationships are now and how i hope i might be able to mold them in the future)

Osomatsu They atm don't have much of a dynamic, he's one of the brothers they know the least, but they've picked up that he's a bit cheeky and... not abrasive, maybe a little pushy? But not in a bad way, a neutral way. In the future, I do really want them to be closer, specifically I want to explore how the two would be drunk together. Mao doesn't drink often because, like Ichi, they're a lightweight but they'll get carried away and also tend to black out, so they don't. BUT they also get a lot more loosey goosey and are a bit more silly and confident, and deep down they're kinda vulgar so I think they'd be able to drunkenly joke together? NOT SURE YET.

Karamatsu OK So this is the dynamic I haven't touched on AT ALL, so I am really at a loss... I think they would find him funny in an ironic kind of way. I think they would want to genuinely be nice to him and encourage him, but would see how Ichi seems to think he's 'cringe' and would probably be like "aw, c'mon Ichimatsu, let him cook' or something to that effect. They're also jealous of the fact he can like, sparkle and shit.

Choromatsu OKAY OKAY AS MUCH as I dislike Choromatsu, I'm kind of excited to talk abt this. So currently they have not a CLUE abt Choro, no dynamic at all, HOWEVER!! These two have the most overlap in terms of interests (see above) so I'm genuinely excited to write how these two will interact abt otaku stuff BECAUSE they are going to rip him a fucking new one, say his fictional waifu is trash (yes i know he's mainly an idol otaku but you cant deny the fucker has some anime/light novel waifu he likes or something), and say his taste in content is sub par, but there is going to be one thing, ONE SINGLE THING that they agree on and its something they both hate and hate watch for the same reasons....

Jyushimatsu EEEEEEE SUNSHINE BOY!!!!! He's one of the ones they're had more contact with atm and they think he's absolutely delightful. They truly don't comprehend how the two are identical but are such polar opposites. Well they do, but they also kinda don't (they're an only child) and they think that their friendship/brother ship is so cute. Jyushi is also the only one Ichimatsu brings up in conversation /pos, any of the others he'll complain about. Mao thinks he is so silly goofy and admires his baseball autism passion. I want them to be closer and sillier friends, like one of Mao's favorite things to do is laugh, and yes Ichi makes them laugh in his own way, but Jyushi's way of doing it is different, not better, different.

Todomatsu He's a bitch. A total... little .... bitch. So, atm, Mao thinks he's a little knife cat bitch who uses his cuteness to manipulate, but ultimately these two are gonna get along great... eventually.... I just don't know how.... Something something fashion, something something hair (I kinda wanna steal/incorporate @ oh-gh0st's headcanon that Totty is into doing hair stuff) so I think he would help them bleach and dye their roots when they come in? Maybe?? I dunno I also just see them gossiping together... about something... i dunno

BUT THATS IT!! THANK YOU

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Fuck you all, and fuck me as well. Merry Christmas. Check your bathroom now.

rainer time

....I know this is The Discourse Fandom™ but getting a rancid take on a post with less than 5 notes has got to be some kind of record even so

I need to like actively think abt good men i know in my life whenever i go on twitter or reddit bc these sites tempt me into going full misandrist

applestrike having famous last words on her playlist vs hollyfang having foundations of decay. i am passing away

can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Wh;what ifi. What if I k;kill you❤️❤️❤️what if;; you suddenly wen t misisbg because I ki;lled you❤️❤️

🟩 male

🟩 female

✅️ can i get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mr Dr Ratio sir mister hello yes sir yes wow hi sir uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-

get that fucking book away from your bath water you absolute degenerate

LITERALLY LIKE COVER THOSE MUSCLES YOU WHORE

Smg3 would you like to have kids with SMG4?

*Blushing uncontrollably* UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Uhhh Dex, I think Original is broken.

Just from that single question? Yeesh... and I'm guessing that Heart would be....

*Extreme blushing uncontrollably while internally screaming and squealing*

...Just that I thought.