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han-merlin · 2 months

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SANDRINO IS BACK ALIVE THIS IS NOT A DRILL SANDRO IS ALIVE

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#HE'S BACK FROM THE DEAD #IT'S BEEN 85 YEARS #SANDRINO #tw sandrino #spicy meatball #ie dumbest best tag ever #sandro tonali #nufc

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ancilla-hawkins · 10 months

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you'll never be berna yelling "com'ooon tfc"

#ha già iniziato io non so se reggo #tw: sandrino

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han-merlin · 6 months

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Fruitiest possible Sandrino stance to close off the night, and then I'm out

Happy 10 month suspension sweetheart dumbass 😕😕 see you on the other side

#fruity spicy hip cocked and everything #pose photoshoot etc #tw: Sandrino #spicy meatball #can't forget the best tag of all time #sandro tonali #nufc

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han-merlin · 7 months

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I will either be posting every 20 seconds tonight, or you literally won't hear from me for the next 4 working days. There is no in between.

I am not prepared. NUFC keep posting Sandro everywhere, Theo is too depressed and has been half-assing training exercises properly, Oli is scared of footballs, and I am NOT. PREPARED.

#every photo and video of Sandro I see just cements more that I will be IN PAIN tonight #making Sandro do the press conference and everything #that video of him staring out over San Siro #i am in tears #beloved boy missed boy #Oli's face IS sending me tho #i know there's that one nufc fan going around picking fights with all the Milan accounts #but honestly i don't care enough to specifically not tag things #if you need more posts to get off on responding to then be my guest #tw: Sandrino #sandro tonali #theo hernandez #olivier giroud #ac milan #nufc #acm vs nufc

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han-merlin · 8 months

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"Player of the Month" and it's literally just a wet-dog-looking slightly emo Italian man that English men on the internet have called "spicy meatball" and "silky cunt" and that everyone is in love with (me, I'm everyone)

#of course he's player of the month #better than everyone always #still feels illegal seeing him in anything other than red and black #still miss his grumpy ass #will Always miss his grumpy ass #tw: sandrino #spicy meatball #tag for Ali #sandro tonali #newcastle united #nufc

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han-merlin · 8 months

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Hmmm.

Messy, sweaty hair emo-boy you will always be special.

Today's Newcastle game was absolute ass, and I am trying to suppress the urge to kidnap Sandro away from there back to Milan, so have this utter beauty instead.

#the hell's he gotta be so beautiful for??#where does he get off lookingblike this???#nobody answer that 😑😑#ignoring the ass fuckery of today #reminiscing about Sandro's perfect debut instead #tw: Sandrino #sandro tonali #spicy meatball #cannot let that tag go #newcastle united #nufc #tagging acm feels cruel but at the same time it IS Sandro after all #ac milan

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han-merlin · 9 months

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tw: Sandrino 😤

Still my favourite tag of all time, idk why it's ao funny to me

Sandro scored within 6 minutes of the start of his first ever Premier League game. And just to rub salt into the wound, it was an absolute BANGER of a gorgeous goal as well.

His jumping and screaming is ao fucking funny 💀

His debut in the PL really couldn't have gone any better, and I hate that he's in England but I can't even be mad about it. I still hope he does well. Disgusting. 🙄

Fuck you idiot come back, the white stripes are wrong, make them red. Evil evil evil.

Absolute masterpiece of a goal it pisses me OFFFFF 😤

#i miss him so bad it hurts #i could cry tbh #his beautiful idiot face #why are you in England emo boy #why are you kissing to Newcastle fans #WHERE IS THE RED ON YOUR SHIRT #a hatecrime #the goal was fucking SICK #good on you bro #the mixed emotions got me 🔫😤 rn #tw: sandrino #sandro tonali #newcastle united #nufc #ac milan #actually adding the Milan tag is probably a hatecrime and against the Geneva convention #but if i suffer then everyone suffers

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han-merlin · 9 months

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SOMEONE COLLECT NEWCASTLE'S ADMIN THEY HAVE HAD ENOUGH AND SNAPPED 💀💀💀

I mean I can't even really blame them,,,

BUT THIS IS SO DAMN FUNNY TO ME

Bro really took all the "Tonali never smiles because he hates being here" comments to heart 😭😭

#i hate Sandro being in England #but since he IS already there #then i would prefer he does WELL there #than is a depressed underperforming lump #as i was worried he might be for a little while #poor nufc admin reached their limit #💀😭💀#tw: sandrino #sandro tonali #newcastle united #nufc

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