#turaga onewa: im you but getting significantly more laid
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what a thousand years on a tropical island not being a massive asshole to your teammates 24/7 does to a mf
#bionicle#onewa#humanized bionicle#toa onewa: who are you???????????#turaga onewa: im you but getting significantly more laid#toa onewa: ????????? by whom????#turaga onewa: by the rocks we find around the wahi - BY THE OTHER TURAGA you DUMBASS who else did you EXPECT#toa onewa: WHAT#'please not the firespitter at least' 'even the firespitter.' 'oh mata nui no' 'and nuju' 'EVEN NUJU???????????????'#toa onewa on the ground screaming and crying that hell never become like that and turaga onewa sippin tea waiting for him to get over it#the rest of the metru wonder at which point of their turagahood they went so wrong to the point of wanting ONEWA of all beings#the turaga shut them up replying 'you developed some fuckin good taste in foxy grandpas is what you did'#this dynamic is ENTIRELY motivated by the bit. i think this idea is hilarious and i like seeing onewa flustered into exploding#also yea those are the same base with slight differences bc i Could Not Do It Any Other Way Otherwise#random draws
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