#tripitaka: *immediately brings out the i SAVED YOU from your PERSONAL HELL card which is like*
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Tripitaka, when confronted with the most indescribably beautiful young woman on the planet: >:( Hey! Wukong said there weren't any people around here!
#jttw personal#jttw#chapter 27#that's literally all he got from that#what an icon#also: tripitaka is such a BRAT when he's hungry. it was annoying the first time I read it but now it's mostly just funny#get this man a snickers bar#wukong needs to start carrying emergency snacks like a tired parent#tripitaka: i'm STARVING#sun wukong currently single-handedly escorting them through this entire mountain: and what do you want ME to do about it?#tripitaka: *oFFENDED GASP*#tripitaka: *immediately brings out the i SAVED YOU from your PERSONAL HELL card which is like*#*bringing a nuke to a slap fight but I guess the man is feeling real serious about lunch right now*#and also:#tripitaka - not done: and does our TEACHER and DISCIPLE bond mean NOTHING TO YOU??!#tripitaka - still not done: *literal seconds from throwing himself on the ground and refusing to move like an overtired toddler*#*FUCK the Buddha's mission*#sun wukong: okay oKAY FINE I WILL FEED YOU#the real reason the white bone spirit story is such a shitshow: tripitaka's hangry literally the whole time#and also you can tell he's still not over getting his trust in wukong shattered with the bandits from way back in the beginning of the book#but you know#hangry monk is funnier
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