rating rtc ship names and giving my opinions on them because i can and im bored, except i just make some up and have still probably missed out most of the names. ten points to whoever guesses which ones i made up tho
quick note that my opinions of the ship will not affect my ratings of the ship name because that would be boring
mischa x talia
15/10 amazing canon for a reason talia is real in my eyes i dont accept any other option she is. real they are in love
i haven't actually seen any ship names for this one
mischa x noel
50/10 amazing showstopping they are so everything ever i love them so much they are. life itself
nischa - 7/10 - gets the job done, simple, a bit boring though, bonus points for the isch sound
passionfruit - 100/10 - its cute, its fun, it makes sense, good ship name and my personal favourite
bad romance - 9/10 - funny, it has some logic behind it, easily identifiable, not very common though
frenchrap - 6/10 - idk the syllables dont flow imo, points for how easily recognisable it is
mischa x talia and mischa x noel
17372737288/10 i am a firm believer in this ship noel talia besties real mischa has two hands im not even doing poly ships in this post and yet i still put this in because i love it so much noel x mischa x talia real
i also havent seen any ship names for this one
mischa x ricky
8/10 solid ship, its cute, its good, i quite like it. i dont ship it a lot but its nice, i'd read a fic about it and have read one fic about it in the past (there are actually criminally few fics of this ship). its definitely grown on me tbh
passionspace - 8/10 - a lot of syllables but they flow so im fine with that, rolls off my tongue nicely
spacerap - 8/10 - i like this one, its fun, its nice, its recognisable, nothing astounding but its good
spaceaccent - 7/10 - wordy, but its not bad. its nicely shaped if any of you get what i mean but that might just be the tism talking
shootingstar - 7.5/10 - i like ship names that are already established phrases, so this one gets points for that. needs a bit of thought but i like the alliteration
noel x ricky
8.5/10 its sweet, ive read a few fics on it and seen a few headcanons abt it, and i like it, its cute. they r so <3
starrypoet - 10000/10 - THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIP NAME IVE EVER HEARD OH MY GODDDD its so cute its everything my lord this ship name makes me so happy
frenchspace - 6/10 - eh. not much to it, a bit bland imo. points for recognisability
tragicspace - 9/10 - lovely, i like this one. it flows well in my brain
spacehooker - 8/10 - funny, to the point, makes sense. the only thing is it catches me off guard every time i think of the phrase spacehooker
penny/jane x ricky
10/10 literally perfect they are everything ever i love them so so canon they are so jajskskdk /pos
spacedolls - 100/10 - cute, fun, universally recognised, love itself
luckystar - 8/10 - cute, needs a bit of thinking but it makes sense once you figure it out, idk i just think its cute, minus points bcs it isnt spacedolls and spacedolls is so ingrained in my brain i see it as THE ship name
ive seen very few ship names bcs spacedolls is so universally beloved
ricky x ocean
1/10! i find it hard to ship ocean with men, but even if i look outside of that i still dont ship it tbh.
starstudent - 9/10 - good name, makes sense, its an already established word/phrase which i like in a ship name
gingercat - 7/10 - a little uninspired but wtv its alright.
seaspace - 6/10 - flows nicely, alliteration, ship can be worked out through context, bit ehhhh tho
mischa x ocean
6/10 once again i don't really ship ocean with men, but i do see the appeal tbh, pretty cute. very few ship names though
topcomment - 9/10 - this is cute, this is fun, it makes me smile when i see this ship name
oscha - 7/10 - it actually flows really well but i can only think of osha the health violations thing
mischa x constance
5/10 i have seen exactly one fic of this, it was pretty cute ngl. i dont think its finished yet tho. i am completely neutral on this ship. once again ive seen very few ship names
candyrapper - 10326262/10 - THIS IS SO CUTE OMG i love it sm. genuinely its so shhdhdhd /pos
sugarrap - 8/10 - pretty cute, i just think i like the word sugar tbh, double r gets it more points
coffeeshot - 6/10 - sounds okay but its too close to coffeeshop imo
ocean x constance
9/10 yes yes they are so yes i love them (post development). they are so cute i love them
blackrose - 10/10 - its cute its recognisable everybody gets what this is its so <3
saltwatertaffy - 7/10 - points for creativity but it has too many t's which gives it too many pauses
sweet n salty - 6/10 - fun but its more of a sentence and that puts me off
ocean x penny/jane
8/10 very cute i quite like this one ^^
gingersnaps - 7/10 - its reallt really cute but i havent been able to clock why snaps is there. like yeah janes neck but its not clicking in my brain so minus points
gingerdolls - 7/10 - cute, a little pop-y (idk how to explain it its got the. sounds) but nice
perfectdolls - 8/10 - pretty cute, too many constant sounds though
penny/jane x constance
7/10 its cute, i like it, very nice. ngl i just like the idea of development from constance being freaked out by her to accepting her and them falling in love, and i think they could bond over being unnoticed
sugardolls - 9/10 - cute, rolls off my tongue nicely, makes me feel all fuzzy
teaparty - 8/10 - cute! i didnt get this one at first tbh but then i saw an explanation and now i love this ship name
wooden dolls - 6/10 - had to have this one explained as well, don't really like it that much tbh
penny/jane x mischa
4/10 i don't ship this bcs i see them as siblings tbh, but other than that there isnt anything wrong with the ship
nestingdolls - 10/10 - this is the best one its cute its superior you cannot convince me otherwise
rapdolls - 7/10 - got a nice pop but the words feel a little disjointed imo
passiondolls - 7.5/10 - a lot of syllables but its pretty balanced overall
oddcomment - 7/10 - idk i think this one is nice
karnak x virgil
???/10 funny as a meme, ngl the roleplay accts have made me not hate this, established relationship i can deal but i dont think id read a fic on it. sidenotes rp accts my beloved if any of you are reading this u r great <3
electricity - 10/10 - the only ship name ive seen for this, funny, to the point, fits the ship, it does its job and there isnt any need for anything else
edit: I FORGOT RICKY X CONSTANCE ENTIRELY I AM SO SORRY
ricky x constance
4/10 i hold no opinions of this ship. i’ve seen nobody ship it tbh. i only remembered this one bcs i saw a comment about it somewhere and realised i had not, in fact, included them in this post. once again i am so sorry
sugarspace - 8.5/10 - its got alliteration, its got a nice balance, it has the word sugar in it. good name. i like it
catcafe - 7/10 - cute, i like it, but minus points because i don't like the fe sound.
sweetspace - 8/10 - similar to sugarspace, but half a point less bcs i prefer the word sugar
i think that's all of them, tell me if i missed any though (not including humanised cyclone ships)
edit: it appears i've missed some but i dont know which ships they're for. some of them i can guess but others im unsure of so here. if i've missed any more feel free to tell me and i'll add them to the bonus section
bonus section:
retroraps - 8/10 - nice alliteration, nice sounds, i like the singular t. it really brings this ship name together
sweetpassion - 9/10 - this one is good bcs it makes sense and its got two s sounds
perfectpassion - 8/10 - double p makes it pop /pos, the s and the emphasised e and the double p is >>
ragedolls - 9/10 - balanced, good sounds, recognisable. solid ship name
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