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shihaikuroiro-vantablack · 3 years

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Humans And Cats

Bakugou disappears! Oh no. Nobody has any idea where he is, and while searching for him, Shinsou finds a cat! He loves cats, so he takes it home and starts to spend time with it, explaining his fears and worries about Bakugou. It seems to understand him more than normal though, which is... strange. Yes, it’s BakuToshi or Bakugou X Shinsou. Fight me.

It’s 3764 words.

Being the adopted son of the teacher of U.A's 1-A class wasn't the easiest thing in the world. You'd think, wow the teacher would go easier on you, right? Yeah, no. Shinsou sometimes believed that Aizawa went harder on him! He believed that it was because he wasn't in 1-A at first and needs to catch up, but he thought all that special secret training would be good enough! I mean yeah, he was happy that he even was allowed to be switched into 1-A but still. At times he couldn't believe all the stuff that these students had to go through. The training made his bones ache, and his skin felt like it would tear! Also how many times has Midoriya broken his bones? How do you even do that man? Yet even with all that, he kept it to himself. He knew that Aizawa wanted best for them and these guys had quirks that were good for fighting or stuff like that, and Shinsou didn't. Like Aizawa always said 'if you rely on your quirk too much, you're worthless' and with all the training he's been bulking up more! It was something he was happy about; he wasn't as much as a bean pole as he used to be.

Shinsou still liked to go talk to the people in his old class, and he was slowly gaining friends in the new class as well, even if he said he didn't want friends when he first got there. It was annoying at first, if he was to be honest, yet he was now pretty happy he had friends that didn't hate him, or ones that weren't scared of him. He even got along a little with that Ojirou guy! The one he uh... sorta insulted yeah... he felt bad for that still. They were on a better page now though, which Shinsou found shocking at first nerveless, he was happy it worked out well.

Even though Shinsou has been adopted by Aizawa and Yamada, along with Eri, he was still called Shinsou mostly because if he was called Aizawa it would make it hard to tell them apart, and Shinsou liked his name, simple as that. Now, speaking of his friends. He was 'friends' with Deku, Denki, Monoma, and a few others... that Kirishima boy has been hanging out with him more and Mina has been inviting him out shopping and stuff it was honestly a little overwhelming at first however he liked it. There was one student that he loved to fuck with and that was Katsuki Bakugou, the guy with an explosion quirk. They just seemed to rub each other the wrong way, mostly cause Shinsou loves to get on Bakugou's bad side at times just because it was funny yet he knew when to stop, and it seemed like Bakugou liked him too because they both seemed happy afterwards, or at least Shinsou thought, it was a little hard to tell at times if he was to be honest. When did that guy ever smile other than when he's fighting?

Speaking of Bakugou. Nobody had seen him in a few days. Kirishima was panicking along with the rest of the class. Was Bakugou kidnapped again!? It was the second year of U.A who would have gotten him? The school checked all the cameras and it showed him leaving school grounds but never returning and they called his parents who said they didn't know where he was either. With that, some of the pro heroes went out looking for him along with the rest of the Bakusquad and the Dekusquad. Shinsou even went out to look around but he wasn't really sure anything was wrong, Bakugou was good at taking care of himself. He was strong enough to get away from villains.

Thus that is why the enervated boy was out in the world, looking around for his... friend? Acquaintance? Ugh this is bothersome. That is why Shinsou was out looking for this bother of a student. He cups his hands around his mouth, calling out "Bakugou!" His voice rang through the sort of silence, the only sounds being light chatter from the few people around him or cars driving by. He ignored anyone that looked at him, this wasn't about them right now and he could care less for some unnamed extras... he's been spending too much time around Bakugou. He makes a tsh sound and sighs shaking his head, starting to walk again however a sound caught his attention, making his head perk up his eyes shooting around and he proceeded to follow the sound, which sounded like scratching.

When he looked into the alleyway he almost reeled back in shock, his normally half shut eyes opening wide, his lips parted slightly. There was a messy looking blonde, very fluffy, cat that was clawing at a box that had fallen on their tail, most likely trapping them there. There's a random cat? Poor thing! He puffs his cheek out in thought, thinking about what to do but exhaled a slow huff of breath and he slowly creeps closer to not scare the cat who's ear twitches, then it turns its head looking at Shinsou, growling but paused.

"Hey hey" he starts to speak, holding up his hands his voice soft "Calm down, I'm not going to hurt you" he slowly walks over, crouching down moving the box off the cats tail and scoops the cat up. The cat makes a sound of worry, looking apprehensive "Don't worry" he continues, smiling faintly "I won't hurt you" he made sure to keep his voice quiet, and calm to not scare the cat and starts to walk "I'll feed you and get you all nice and clean" Damn he loved cats...

If he was to be honest, he was appalled that people would just leave this poor cat all alone! What the hell is that? Eh whatever, guess he got a new cat he would just have to keep them hidden and he would need to name the cat. They walk in silence for a few seconds the cat curled up in his arms, seeming too tired to try to fight against him or maybe it didn't want to fight him? That's pretty shocking, he wondered just how long the cat had been stuck there? It's a little saddening.

Of course Shinsou knew that they should be looking for Bakugou, but he also knew that Bakugou could handle himself. He was strong, and brave he was gonna be a good hero so he was sure that Bakugou would be okay! "You know" Shinsou murmurs "You remind me a bit of Bakugou, mostly the fact that your fur looks like an explosion... heh maybe I'll just name you Baku" he laughed "I'm a little worried about him, we haven't seen him in a while everyone's out searching for him but I feel like it's a waste" as he said that the cat, who he decided to name Baku, looks up growling a little but Shinsou continues, ignoring the cats growl "Bakugou's training to be a hero, he's strong and smarter than most of the others, not like he'd get himself kidnapped or something. Plus, we would know if something like that happened... tsh I feel bad for whoever was a dumbass enough to kidnap him" with those words Baku stares up at him, then curls up more starting to let out a soft purring sound, which caught Shinsou's attention his eyes shooting down and he lets out a soft laugh. Heh, guess this cat was a nice one... that's always a good change.

Finally by the time that he got back to U.A the others seemed to be back from their searches as well. Deku looks over at him, and falters over to him, his own steps seeming shaky most likely from worry or panic "Shinsou!" he starts, making the cat make a sound of annoyance in his arms "did you find kacchan? We looked everywhere unless we're drawing a blank but I don't think so. I don't know where he is, or where he could be. We asked Hawks, the winged hero, to go searching by air but I don't think he'd be able to do a lot, mostly because he's the number 2 hero so he's most likely really busy, and Uraraka can't exactly do the same thing, as she'll start to feel sick because overuse of her quirk. Maybe we could ask mt. Lady to help us search for kacchan. Do you think she'd agree to help us? I think they might be related in someway but he's never told me and I'm a little too nervous to ask though now what if I never get the chance to ask and-" he was rambling a little from the nerves making Shinsou sigh out in slight annoyance just like the cat did.

"Midoriya" Shinsou interrupts "you need to get your act together, we're in the same boat, everyone is. We all want to find Bakugou but panicking won't help it... no, I haven't found him but I did find a cat" he nods his head down to the cat who had opened his eyes by then, seeming to be glaring at everyone.

Uraraka looks over and smiles, putting her hands on her cheeks "aw! He's so fluffy" she steps closer, reaching up to pet the cat who growls swiping at her hand, but didn't take out his nails it seemed, since she just giggled and scratches behind his ears making him start to purr again and Baku squeezes his eyes shut. "I'm not exactly sure if he's a boy, but guess we can just assume" Shinsou says, with a shrug of his shoulders and Deku sighs, going to tell All Might that kacchan wasn't found.

After a little Shinsou was able to be on his way, heading to his dorm room. Once he got in there, he sets the cat down on his lap and pulls out a can of cat food, opening it, putting it in front of the cat he found. Yes, he had cat food. Sometimes he would leave it out for the strays but guess this came in lucky today.

Baku looks down at the can, then smacks it off the bed onto the ground and he walks over laying across Shinsou's pillows. Shinsou blinks looking down at the can and sighs, shaking his head "dick" he grumbles, but starts to clean it up anyway and goes to take a shower leaving the cat alone in his room making sure to shut and lock the door behind him, just to be careful. He didn't want the cat to somehow get out of his room, then he'd have to go searching for two blondes!

[Slight Time Skip]

After Shinsou finished his shower he proceeded to head back inside his room. His room was fairly neat, and pretty empty. His capture weapon was up on a hook along with his voice changer, and there were quite a few posters but nothing way too fancy. There were a lot of fairy lights hanging around, a purple blanket on his bed, and way too many pillows which often would fall off his bed because of how many there was. A lot of stuffed animals too, though that was cause of Denki and Mina.

Still laying on his pillows was that cat, who seemed to be snoozing. What time was it? Shinsou's eyes shoot over to look at the clock, which said around 8:19. It was late... Where was Bakugou? With a sigh Shinsou starts to dry his hair his eyes shut, a pair of loose pajama pants hanging around his hips, almost sliding down but luckily seemed just tight enough to not as long as he didn't move too fast.

After he finished drying his hair, his eyes shot around, looking for his shirt yet before he could do much he heard a warning growl which caused his eyes to drift over to the, used to be, sleeping cat who was now staring at him and growling "why are you growling at me?" He asked in a, very slight, anxious way. Why did the cat not like him all of a sudden? It seemed like the cat was tired of his questions already and moves off the pillows, instead moving under the blanket a little. "It looks like you're trying to tell me to go to sleep, you know" now speaking in an affectionate way, he walks over moving the blanket looking down at the cat with a small beatific grin.

The fluffy blonde cat, which he decided to totally name Baku, looks up at him and curls up the cats eyes shooting down to the bed then up at him wait... was the cat really telling him to sleep? Shinsou sighs rubbing his temples. He really didn't want a brooding cat so... with a flick of his tongue he reaches over, flicking off the lights leaving on the fairy lights and he gets into the bed making sure to be careful with the cat and lies his head down against his arms, shutting his eyes. Okay, time to try to sleep. Hearing a slight purr from the cat, he guessed it was happy he listened.

After maybe two hours he was finally able to fall asleep, the faint light from his fairy lights making it easier for him to fall asleep. How many days has it been since he really slept? Two? Three? He didn't really know, he wasn't counting. Before he fell asleep he could feel the soft fur of the cat pressing against his stomach, making his lips twitch up in a very faint smile and he fell asleep, keeping that smile on his face. This cat seemed pretty nice...

[Time Skip]

Cat wasn't nice.

Yeah, simple as that. The cat wasn't nice. At least, not to the others. To Deku it would claw and hiss at him, the fur of the cat sticking straight up making it look more like a puff ball and it would still growl and hiss at the others but wouldn't claw at them much, even with Shinsou it would still try to hiss or growl, yet not claw as often which was... nice?

Shinsou was sitting in the common room, with Baku on his lap petting him slowly while Baku was curled up on his lap purring softly, relaxed. "You really need to be nicer to the others, they're stressed about Bakugou" he encouraged, his eyes scanning around. It was faint for most, but he's caught Midoriya gazing longingly at Bakugou's desk, like he was scared which, you know, did make a lot of sense. At least three times he's seen a gloss form over his eyes, his eyes flickering with sadness and other emotions that Shinsou couldn't place.

Baku's eyes, which had been closed, open and look up at Shinsou. His eyes burned with a bright red color, looking like they would almost glow then they just shut again the cat letting out a soft sigh "hey, don't take that tone with me"

"Are you arguing with the cat, dude?" a voice interrupted making Shinsou jolt from the shock, and he looks over. Oh, speaking of shock it was Denki! He was grinning a sparkle forming in his eyes most likely of amusement, standing there he was rocking back and fourth he never did seem to be able to stand still or even sit still, it was funny sometimes.

Shinsou nodded his head in approval at the question "I was" he uttered "He's been acting like a brat" he gets a warning growl from Baku who could weirdly seem to understand him, it was a tad strange "Don't act like you weren't" he hisses softly when he felt Baku's nails go into his leg making him huff in annoyance.

Denki couldn't help but laugh, but bristles when Shinsou glared at him, making him nervously chuckle "sorry... but come on, it's a little funny" he walks over, leaning over the back of the couch wrapping his arms around Shinsou's neck, his head rested on top of the taller purple haired Insomniac. "I'm glad you found a cat you liked though"

The other gave a slight nod and was about to say something, when Baku jumps up, landing on Shinsou's shoulder swiping at Denki smacking his cheek with his paw, making Denki reel backwards almost tripping. With that, Baku curls around Shinsou's neck the best he could growling softly.

Shinsou fell silent, looking down at the familiar cat who was still just curled around his neck, then over at the blonde who had his lips parted slightly, seeming shocked until he let out a slight snicker, then laugh covering his mouth with his hand "Aw!" Denki squeals, "that's so cute! He got all jealous I have to go tell the others" then he turned, running out making Shinsou frown and he holds up his hand "no he didn't, he-" he started to object then just sighs, since Denki was already gone and reaches up to lightly scratch behind Baku's ear again, mumbling "don't get jealous, I don't like Kaminari like that... I like a different loud blonde" that seemed to catch Baku's attention, who started to let out a louder purr than Shinsou had ever heard from him so far, which of course made himself pretty happy. Even if Baku wasn't the nicest, he still really liked the cat.

Later that night it was around 9 and Shinsou was chatting with a few of the others, in his pajamas. "Okay listen-" Sero was saying, the corners of his eyes crinkled as he grins "I'm just saying, if you think about it, there are more nipples than there are people in the world" Denki was wheezing with laughter, holding his arms over his stomach tears dripping from his eyes with how hard he was laughing. They were all trying to lighten each others moods, since Bakugou still hasn't been found and it's been three days! Shinsou himself let out a soft laugh, rolling his eyes and he starts to say something himself, but a yowl silences him, his eyes shooting over to see Baku stalking over, then grabs onto his pants leg starting to tug on it growling loudly.

Denki sniffles, wiping at his eyes and looks down at the angry looking cat "Dude" he starts "why is your cat pulling on you like that?" he pondered, his eyes shooting over to look at Shinsou who just let out a sigh.

"I guess it's time for me to sleep" he muttered, and stands up picking Baku up who huffs and curls up in his arms. Sero blinks, looking up at Shinsou asking in a disbelieving way "you let your cat decide when you sleep?"

Shinsou nodded, not waiting for them to answer his nod, heading over to go to his dorm hearing their laughter and he goes to his room putting Baku down onto the bed "there you go" he says, sitting down himself and looks up at the lights frowning "I'm worried, you know? We still don't know where Bakugou is, none of the animals even know where he is that Koda has been asking"

That seemed to make Baku's fur bristle so Shinsou's eyes shoot over and he reaches down, petting the soft fur of the cat "Don't worry, we'll find him and when we do, I guess I'll tell him I like him just to get it off my chest... I know it'll be dramatic and I'm doubtful he'll feel the same but hey, no reason to keep it to myself" he announced, mostly to himself, and lies back on the bed. Baku looks up at him, crawling up to lay on his chest shutting his eyes and Shinsou smiles faintly starting to pet him again until his movements slowly came to a stop when he fell asleep.

[One More Time Skip]

After a few hours Shinsou got woken up by a heavy weight on his chest, making him unable to breathe; it just seemed to appear out of nowhere making him jolt awake. That wasn't Baku, it was a lot heavier so he moves his arms up, pushing the weight off him hearing a bang and he reaches over quickly, turning on the bedside table light, his chest heaving with slight paniced breath.

That panic just doubled when he saw a pair of red eyes glowering at him, looking annoyed, then a thought came in his mind, and it was answered when a familiar voice snaps "what the fuck was that eye bags?! Why did you push me off?"

"Bakugou?" he asked, rubbing one of his eyes, looking sleepily confused. "What... what happened?" Was he asleep still?

Bakugou opens his mouth, but shuts it again, seeming confused himself, his eye lashes fluttering then he looks down at himself his brows drawing together until he finally let out a laugh "fucking finally" he starts, pulling his fingers through his hair "holy shit, that was annoying" he most likely noticed Shinsou's confusion and Bakugou's lips twitch up in a smirk as he continues to talk "Was hit by a quirk few days ago, turned me into a cat" he reaches up, grabbing Shinsou's face holding his cheeks gently pushing them together "So, you have feelings for a loud blonde, eh?" he repeated.

Oh God.

That was the first thought that went through his mind. Loud blonde, huh? "Could have been talking about Monoma, you know, also you were the one that kept clawing and hissing at anyone that got close to me, care to explain that?" Shinsou remarked, his own smirk forming.

Bakugou narrows his eyes then makes a tsh sound, and leans down pressing their lips together for a second "Don't even mention that copy cat bastard, you're mine now, got that? Now scoot over, tomorrows gonna be a pain in my ass with that nerd" most likely he was talking about Midoriya.

The tired males heart skipped a beat when he was kissed, his pale skin getting a pretty nice red tint "A-Ah..." he spluttered, then groans when his mind caught up and he grumbles, scooting over so Bakugou could get into the bed with him and he does, scooting in behind Shinsou, turning off the light then slips his arms around the others waist. Guess he was the big spoon.

…Shinsou didn't think he'd be able to sleep after that. At least he didn't have to explain his feelings?

#Bakugou Katsuki #Shinsou Hitoshi #Hitoshi Shinsou #Katsuki Bakugou #Bakushin #Bakutoshi #Toshibaku #Shinbaku #Bakugou X Shinsou #Crackship #rare pair #BNHA #MHA #Fanfic #Fic #my writing #quirk use #trying my best to keep them in character here #sorry for any OOC moments I tried my best

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flippinoptimist · 6 years

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> Vel : Meet a nerdlord

Today at 2:45 AM

deputyheadmistress Alright, someone talking to you on my behalf about a lack of privacy got to me a bit. But I'm not upset with you for how the internet behaves.

flippinoptimist thats lurky, theyre a little closer to omniscient than is average for most beings, and like kind of giving advice, and they mean well i think they meant it mostly to make me stop chargin around in like, manic mode, though, even if stuff relatin to you was the causal start of the chain sorry you got dragged into it miss granger, and that i wasn't doin the tact thing

deputyheadmistress I didn't mean them, I meant the thread about different faux book titles. But a close to omniscient being is, I suppose, something I'll also have to get used to. I'm at least a bit used to manic teens, though it's not the best way to get shocking information.

flippinoptimist i think my earth age would technically start with a two, but thats sorta recent after you spend enough time around here you get used to the like, multiverse

deputyheadmistress Can we, perhaps, stop talking about the multiverse for a few moments? And talk about something a bit more grounding, like your particular brand of magic. I'm very curious.

flippinoptimist sure its sorta a fusion of everything ive run across, since the inherent stuff that my ~destiny~ tried to put on me isnt the same kind of stuff as the place where im learnin the inherent is more of a "woo, heres a big abstract concept, you are an incarnation / channeler of a shard of it, neato"

deputyheadmistress That sounds like a lot to dig into, but alright.

flippinoptimist the school part is about how you can structure thought and energy flow into symbols and runes and things i'm focusin on artificing ..and the inherent part has given me a knack for illusions i cant figure out how to actually cast spells but im good at making things!

deputyheadmistress Oh! I was very good at ancient runes during my time at Hogwarts, and while I haven't managed to do much with it since graduation, other than an enchanted bag, I'd be really curious to see what similarities there might be. I wonder if you can cast spells. Logic seems like it'd point to yes, but if you're from somewhere else...

flippinoptimist id be curious about them! i know the words to a few spells but ive never seen them and do naut have a wand of the kind you are thinking of the wands i know about / make each have a specific spell in them, and are locked to create a specific effect that triggers when a gesture or word or w/e happens

deputyheadmistress That's terribly inefficient.

flippinoptimist sure, its Terrible

deputyheadmistress ... Is that referencing those historical people of note who end up being so infamous people associate them with the word 'Terrible' as well?

flippinoptimist naut much different than having a necklace that makes you invisible though yes! it also enables a billion terrible puns

deputyheadmistress I was curious. It's a bit strange to add it yourself, don't you think?

flippinoptimist (ba dum tsh)

deputyheadmistress Oh.

flippinoptimist it is

deputyheadmistress Well, that explains that, doesn't it?

flippinoptimist but my species has this thing, where on adulthood we each replace our kid name with an adult Title

deputyheadmistress Oh, it's a cultural thing.

flippinoptimist yeah, and i chose a human one

deputyheadmistress Alright. I read a little bit on that.

flippinoptimist because humans are neat and i like them

deputyheadmistress Oh! Well, I'm glad you like humans, then.

flippinoptimist and i respect a lot of the cultural things i see in most of the human places i have found

deputyheadmistress Good, I was about to ask that.

flippinoptimist also everything that comes out of japan is amazing

deputyheadmistress I don't know how I could let you use a wand from here, but I want to try.

flippinoptimist id love to try if you can think of a way! i am pretty good at establishing first contact with new universes, and i could get you alien tech and magic to check out if you wanted for various definitions of alien

deputyheadmistress ... Alien tech won't work so well on Hogwart's grounds. I had to heavily modify this computer so it'd function here.

flippinoptimist i am curious about how

flippinoptimist alllsooo.... ill have to find a copy of the magic version of getting around from place to place

deputyheadmistress Oh! I wrote a whole thesis on how to make magic more compatable with muggle text over the summer, let me...

flippinoptimist but i know where to find it! couple of steps and itll work out okay

deputyheadmistress I'll send it to you later. It's a bit lengthy, and I have to type it up here. Alright, I'll hold.

flippinoptimist okay i hate to say this because i am definitely interested in exchangin data and showin things, but it feels rude not to remind you before we get much further that a step of getting this to work is probably going to involve me (random internet stranger) havin to figure out what your coordinates are, so i can write them in the format needed for the circley part i can get you the circle rune pattern either way, but if you want a way to actually use it, id need to basically track your IP but, like, fancy and involving you running a thing on a computer let me know if you want to do that part, but heres the circle diagram

flippinoptimist -- flippinoptimist began sending file : transportationcircle.pdf --

deputyheadmistress I have been warned about random internet strangers.... I may have to work on protection wards for a moment, for the sake of safety.

flippinoptimist sure thing i highly advise not using that w/o fillin in coordinates the way it says, and also not without knowin your home coordinates if you step through that thing, the only way back is to know how to write your home address, you know?

deputyheadmistress Alright

flippinoptimist to find home coordinates, install one a these chat programs, and send me a private message, i can use a couple a tools to trace the connection from there and get your code

deputyheadmistress This is certainly the sort of decision I want to be making at five in the morning. Alright, I've got everything set up. What is life without adventure, and the chance to make the headmistress mad at me.

flippinoptimist lol the decision will still be here at not five in the morning, but you wont be able to blame it on the time then shit i should give you the programs shouldnt i -- Discord, Trollian! --

deputyheadmistress Thank you.

flippinoptimist i have a set of coords i can give you that are explicitely for being a neutral place to meet people, but the sky isnt done yet so its janky lookin but! the building is finished

deputyheadmistress I've chosen a fairly neutral place for the moment, don't worry.

flippinoptimist ok!

deputyheadmistress > Message him on Discord. This will be absolutely fine. Totally.

flippinoptimist > He messages her back! About two minutes later, he gives her the number version of her coordinates, which she can use to get back home from anywhere. He also gives her the coordinates to the convenience store, which he mentions is "a pocket dimension under construction"

deputyheadmistress > She'll... Write that down and probably not do anything with it for a while. > If he tries to look at her coordinates directly, it will really really not work, as if his machine were glitching, but he can probably go a few miles out for a nice view of a scottish country side.

flippinoptimist > Neat! He ..does poke that far, but then sets his machine to go back to looking somewhere else. The coordinates are saved, but he promises to himself to not use them. if somebody gives you coordinates, you can go places, or people w/ yours can send you stuff or come visit

deputyheadmistress Alright. This is going to take a bit of getting used to, but if you want to come over you can.

flippinoptimist > ..man, he was supposed to be in time out, but lately he'd been doing so well ..until today.. and he'd been leaning into choosing the Chaotic choices more and more often... > What good was putting yourself in time out if you didn't stick to it?

flippinoptimist crazy o clock in the mornin probably aint the best time for first impressions, though its temptin as hell. i could send across some small magic gunk and weird alien snacks as a proof of concept, and meet you like, tomorrow or another day soon?

deputyheadmistress That sounds good! I'll send you some magic things too, then.

flippinoptimist sweet! we can compare notes

deputyheadmistress > Time to gather some of George's jokes and some magical candy.

flippinoptimist > He would send an invisibility ring, a few novelty disguises, a small opal that made anyone within line of sight experience a slightly sweet taste (in a well-shielded bag), and a variety of alternian mass-produced snackfoods labled in a clearly alien language. Ones he thought might not creep out humans too bad.

deputyheadmistress > Bertie botts every flavor beans are a necessity, though she does make sure to include a carefully penned note about what flavors he may come across that are less pleasant. Chocolate frogs are included as well, of course. Things that turn skin different interesting colors, fireworks that make flame animals bound through the air.

flippinoptimist > He is going to admire the hell out of and carefully store these for later perusal.

deputyheadmistress > He also gets a somewhat large coinpurse that he can shove his whole arm in and still seem to not run out of room.

flippinoptimist okay this is a pretty neat bag stupid question and no i am not going ot try, what happens when you turn it inside out

deputyheadmistress You could turn it out for a really long time. I think it'd be annoying to stuff it back in though

flippinoptimist okay, what if i went for a swim in the ocean with it is there a limit?

deputyheadmistress Of course there's a limit. But it can hold a tent or two, several thin blankets, changes of clothing, general everyday use things, and of course money. Thin things work better, obviously. You could probably fit thick blankets, but it'd be way more annoying both to put them in and pull them out.

flippinoptimist that makes a lotta sense and is pretty interestin i have a tech way of carrying lots of stuff, but you mentioned tech was sad

deputyheadmistress Oh! I have a print version of the paper I was going to type up.

flippinoptimist ive got an amulet thats basically like a mr potato head that disguises you all the runework lines up so you can unclip parts and clip in different parts

deputyheadmistress > Send that along, also. There's moving pictures involved, with her pictured. Oh wow.

flippinoptimist modular!

deputyheadmistress I don't think describing it as 'Mr Potato Head' is reassuring, for a disguise, but a modular disguise is interesting.

flippinoptimist it only works when everything is seated in firmly and shut, but its also sort of like legos > He .. sends a modular disguise amulet over too, with a couple of bits and pieces it only does disguises for my species, but hey, maybe thatll be handy

deputyheadmistress Maybe.

flippinoptimist pro tip if you are ever going to go to a place with my species, ask them which color of person is best for you to be can of worms subject really

deputyheadmistress That sounds racist as hell.

flippinoptimist oh yeah

deputyheadmistress Joy.

flippinoptimist p much sometides people call the usual empress "fish hitler" most of the dudes i know are huge rebels

deputyheadmistress The magical world just recently got done with a war similar to Hitler's.

flippinoptimist but! there are placeswhere things are fine its just good to check if a place is one of them first

deputyheadmistress So I'm a little sick of that.

flippinoptimist i hang out in like three different places where she got deposed differentamounts of time ago yeah thats aight

deputyheadmistress At least there's that.

flippinoptimist speaking of humans, its great how often its naut like that like, sometimes, but anyway people can be pretty cool when teyre given teh chance

deputyheadmistress I do like to believe in the inherent goodness of people, despite how much bad has happened.

flippinoptimist i think people can choose how theyre gonna be theresa lotta nice reasons to choose not to be a dick

deputyheadmistress I should hope you wouldn't need reasons, but yes there are reasons to be nice.

flippinoptimist sometimes bein mean is tempting, otherwise people wouldnt do it you get all wrapped up in somethin, dont see all of it, then suddenly you get a reality check an gotta go "hey is this where i wanna be" and then people ignore the question because they dont wanna think about it and then its sealed, theyre dicks and theyll stay that way

flippinoptimist till they look around again

deputyheadmistress I suppose.

flippinoptimist i spend a lotta time thinkin about it i was a jerk when i was younger, and i decided to be nice instead so i spend a lot of time talkin to dudes who are or were also jerks and we all get better! cause i can help them find the reasons they need to start

flippinoptimist also jerks are sometimes kinda hilarious, and theyre often pretty good at shit. otherwise theyd have learned better when they ran into a problem they couldnt solve w/o help.

deputyheadmistress It's getting a bit late. I think I should probably turn in for the night, before all of the teenagers wake up and need scowling at.

flippinoptimist that is probably a thing i hope you have a good night miss granger it was nice meetin you

deputyheadmistress It was really interesting talking to you, Vel.

flippinoptimist i try for interestin

deputyheadmistress Do you really need to try?

flippinoptimist not really

deputyheadmistress Have a good night. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

flippinoptimist bye!

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