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i wonder if it's weird, how easy it is to date an alien? like. actually, it's a little less natural with noiz-- hold on, don't interrupt remind me and i'll tell you later-- but with gerry... well. he's half of the way to havin a pitch relationship anyhow. and he is... surprisingly natural at bein a moirail. and his whole... avatar thing... it don't make him trollish, not really. but it feels like... we're on more equal footing. all that aggression and danger and the... meaning, behind vulnerablity. that feels entirely alternian, to me.

i dunno how i always find myself surrounded by people who are either far below my league, danger wise, or far above it. it feels like-- ... like, aside from darkleer, gerry is right there keepin pace with me. saness is equal, but she didn't really start that way, let's be real

gods if that whole jon thing didn't go to shit-- nope, you'll have to grab more info on that later too. i find it hard enough to focus without you derailin every five minutes and you know it-- but... i dunno. all of his troubles seem like. ... i dunno, for all he is extraordinary, i do find myself thinkin all his problems are impressively mundane. not always ones i have a lot of context for, mind, alien that he is. but like... lusus issues. interpersonal shit. ... addiction. reminds me of when gamzee was bad... makes me feel useful.

... and he has a way of pullin words right out of me. no, not like a fuckin.. technique, he pulls em out all magic ways. HA. yeah, i _would_ need magic to get my words under me, wouldn't i?

gods. you don't have to laugh that hard. bitch.

((a bit of weirdly poetic rambling from a server for y'all to enjoy about Grand

ILLEGAL, by the way!

please keep us posted!! i want to watch the chaos unfold

You don't answer this ask quite yet...

Where's the harm in indulging them?

It takes very little nudging, given what you have to work with. After all, who KNOWS how next week's meeting is going to play out? You ARE a clown, so it's only right for you to put on a show. You've had someone in mind this whole time anyway.

Go big or go home.

Say hoobiewhatnow? Let's take a closer look at that snout!

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...False alarm. False fucking alarm. You are clearly having a moment, because you read that and thought he was ribbing you about Vriska and not a literal for-real actual mirror.

In your defense, he was literally JUST ribbing you about Vriska.

doodles of my fav sillies

anton belongs to @poicyss

Ink why would you hurt the bad sans like that?? What happened to your kind, caring soul? Oh wait that's right.... you don't have one, and you never will.

Blue: — Ink: pfft, damn, ok… Blue: NO! THAT IS NOT AN OKAY THING TO SAY TO ANYBODY! I UNDERSTAND YOU ARE UPSET, BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT INK FREQUENTLY USES HIGH AMOUNTS OF FORCE TO COMPENSATE FOR HIS INABILITY TO DEAL DAMAGE! THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS, AND AS FIGHTING NIGHTMARE'S GANG IS A COMMON OCCURANCE, THEM SUSTAINING BAD INJURIES IS BOUND TO HAPPEN! Blue: (I WILL NOT SIT BY, IDLE, AS YOU INSULT MY FRIENDS) Blue: . . . Ink: . . . (awkward silence)

i hope in about a year-ish, we are ready to talk about how bl**dw**v* is literally the any two white guys trope

happy early 2024 heres some gay shit as per usual :o)))))))) ending was a bit rushed but . thog dont care

> Squint

> Motherfucker better be reasonable to darkleer

oh shit who's this asshole

The second of three troll call pieces I'm making! For anyone following the plot, this one is the Grand's chief Investigaterror, the Prediger.

(The name is pronounced CHO-meen za-tat)

Naxmyr | Txomin | Tohomo

drdttober day four - regret

He's so weird! Which one of you is telling the joke here?

Whumptober day 16: Mind Control

admittedly this one is majorly Not Canon to the fulcrum au, which I've been trying Not to do. but i love cool neon aesthetics i cannot deny this.

how would this even happen? not a clue.

anyway. red chain + legendaries = Not Fun Times for all parties involved

its kinda baffling to me how much more fanfic etc is for specifically selune shart vs dark justiciar shart. like yea thats the healthier option for her and not-evil but shes soooooo sexy when she's religiously delusional and ecstatic and theres so much more angst on the table if she's still "on" the path. feels more interesting to make her suffer more

PEOPLE LIKE HAPPY ENDINGS I UNDERSTAND!!

but also yeah, yea i get u, me with my knife and fork banging on the table more tragedy??? more despair??? :----)))