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#to all the ppl saying theyd have to tell the dm: not if their only goal is to be the funniest bitches in Hawkins
findafight · 1 year
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Robin and Steve playing a dnd character together because Steve said the only way he'd play is literally with Robin. They take turns each session for who speaks but always planning together. It's a teenage human, gangly and uncoordinated and a bit of a loner. Everyone sort of lets the "two people playing one character" issue slide, as they want to play a game with their friends.
Robin and Steve have wildly different character voices, and sometimes announce which way they are walking before stumbling in that direction, and also mutter to themself in character. when it's Steve's sessions to talk he flits with the NPCs Eddie plays, but Robin is just a little aggressive to them. The personality changes are kinda weird but everyone is just happy they're playing.
Everything is going well until the big bad of the short campaign they're all playing knocks them into a wall. Not hard, but hard enough they're scrambling and flailing and...splitting in half. By their own description. Immediately they start, with their respective character voices (they are committing to this bit) bickering about whose fault it is. And about what they should do now their cover is blown.
The table is silent.
Robin and Steve have been conning everyone the entire time. They're playing twin halflings, who alternated who sat on each other's shoulders pretending to be a human because they were goofing off the day they joined the party and were too embarrassed by the mix up to correct anyone about it until they had to. Their voices and personality changes are brilliantly embedded as not Robin and Steve not being able to keep consistent, it's because they've been playing different characters. It's brilliant. It's horrible. Everyone fell for it and the reveal essentially pauses play because everyone starts yelling at them.
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cornflowercanine · 4 years
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that 8eing said if you think tum8lr mutual-ness is like the most sincere understanding form of friendship there is online handing you the hugest largest most massive gargantuan L there is
#clove rambles#IF YOU GENUINELY N33D MORE SPACE IN REL8IONSHIPS AND TUM8LR MUTUAL SHIT IS SINCERELY SATISFYING TO YOU#AND ANYTHING MORE CLOSE OR DIRECT OR FREQUENT IS OVERWHELMING OR WHATEVER TO YOU#THIS POST IS *NOT* A8OUT YOU I RESPECT YOU CARRY ON WITH UR 8USINESS I LOVE YOU#im talking a8t people who WOULD 8e more than happy with like directly dming people and having group chats and shit#8ut.. think.... someone liking your posts.... and following you 8ack... is like the closest thing ever#like ill s33 posts addressing their mutuals like theyd trust them with their fucking house keys when the most direct interaction theyve had#was a dm going 'hey you re8logged from Gross Person'#and its like. why. why. why are you putting yourself through this.#its like going 'OMG the person in my art class stared at my painting hung up for THR33 WHOLE SECONDS!!! the INTIMACY..'#'holy shit in my cooking class the girl with purple hair ASKED ME TO USE MY WHISK WHEN I WAS DONE WITH IT...'#like YEAH those are still nice little things!! they do S33 You and if youve 833n mutuals for a while it can 8e nice!!#8ut if thats LITERALLY the ONLY social interaction you get online or even at all#please... Please try other shit out Please s33 what works for you if certain things give u anxiety#its not selfish or unrealistic to want someone to say ily and good night to you every daay#its not unrealistic to have ppl you can tell smth funny that happened at school or how your day's 833n#its not selfish to want to have ppl to just Talk to all the damn time and understand and 8e understood 8y#please dont deprive yourself of affection and attention youd 8e happier with just cause you think this is the 8est youll get#i f33l like theres a lot of ways you could '8UT WHAT A8OUT-' what im complaining a8t here cause its so so specific#8ut i can and will 8e so frustr8ed over such tiny little things that i f33l the n33d to groan to everyone a8t how much i h8 it#also 8c ppl are like hey clove i like ur takes! and im like. oh? my words are valued? sick an excuse to never shut up!#FUCK i hope tag limit doesnt cut this post in half
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