I’m never gonna get tired of making these
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Kerry: You’re mine.
Johnny: First of all I’m on probation
Johnny: “I” belong to the state of California
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Mike: oh my god River’s online what do i do?
Vincent: idk send nudes???
Mike:😏you first
Vincent: TO RIVER YOU IDIOT
Mike: OH-
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Rogue: hey we could use some backup tonight, can you come to the bar?
Johnny: On My Way!
Johnny: omw*
Johnny: I ain’t that fucking excited trust me
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Mike: I hate being high why do I hear footsteps
River: Are you walking?
Mike: oh shit.
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Johnny: how have I impacted your life?
Kerry: you have made it indefinitely more difficult
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Venus: Pls bring back toxic masculinity cus why’d I show up to a date and he’s wearing the same shirt as me?
Vincent: Who wore it better?
Venus: he ate me up I had to wear my jacket.
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Mike: Swear to god I got tell a cunt knee sis bro my mind is so powerful
Vincent: you got WHAT
Mike: Tell a cunt knee sis
Vincent: Dude what are you talking about?
Mike: mf where you can move shit with your brain
Vincent: TELEKINESIS?
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Henry: Top Ten Applebees I’ve Been Arrested In Rated By How Good The Floor Was For Doing The Worm.
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Johnny: Everytime I’m on a mission with Rogue and she tells me to shush I have the overwhelming urge to start screaming.
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Vincent: Did you know when you eat a pineapple
Vincent: It eats you back
Judy: Yes.
Mike: moans
Mike: that’s so fuckinh hot.
River: pineapple that vores you?
Vincent: I regret meeting you all.
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Vik: Vincent was acting very stressed and I asked him what was wrong and he said “I’m very busy today.” I asked what’s going on. He said “kerry and I are going to the store at six.” I said “And?” He looked at me like I was crazy.
Vincent: you don’t understand my day revolves around this now.
Kerry: Dude we don’t have to go exactly at 6…
Vincent: NO.
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Kerry: Hey my input saw you from across the bar and we hate your vibe. He’s gonna beat the shit out of you.
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Mike: I’d rather slurp a Jean jacket through a straw than fight Johnny.
Vincent: that sounds oddly specific??? Have you slurped a Jean jacket through a straw- IS THAT WHERE MY JACKET WENT?
Mike: no questions at this time.
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Vincent: You and your boyfriend are so cute
Kerry: thanks he’s a rescue
Johnny: CAN YOU STOP?
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Johnny: throw back to when Alt wasn’t answering my texts so I texted her “did you die or something?” ….man.
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Johnny: beating the stinky allegations
Kerry: I had to pin you down to the bathtub fully clothed
Johnny: I’m squeaky clean yo
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Vincent: Happy anniversary to us and only us
Mike: Wtf I took the picture give me credit before I report
Vincent: oh so your homophobic now? You’re gonna be homophobic to me on my anniversary? Wait until Judy hears about this.
Mike: BRO
(Picture by @arczism )
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Tiny Mike almost tempted me away from River 😂👀 sheesh. Witty, a merc, hella cute. The way he says her name when he coos about her heart being tender...gosh. I was hoping there was more dialog when you sit with him at The Afterlife because daannngg.
My hopeless romantic heart turned this interaction into something more than what it was, immediately lmao oof. Especially when he touched her shoulder, V just started internally vibrating odnfndjeinrnrnf
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"Sorry 'bout that, thought you were dead."
"So you kicked me in the arm??"
"It's called double-checking, and you should be glad I did it."
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cyberpunk oc: Valkyrie
I could stand you one more night
It’s official; I like him way too much. Valk needed to have a history with him. 😅
What is it about that particular manbun that’s like catnip to her???
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