#thorin is dying and mr richard is putting his ENTIRE pussy into it and in fairness freeman or whoever else is also doing the sobbing | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

toadstoolillustrations · 10 months

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Going to check a scene from the hobbit films is like oh this an incredibly homosexual scene. what were they thinking that has to have been on purpose right. and why is it actually making me feel things. man these films could have been at least decent... I can admit the casting was solid, and the few good scenes like this show that there was some bit of heart put into them... And then it immediately cuts to the most absurd and simply made up shit and I think ah. Never fucking mind.

#thorin is dying and mr richard is putting his ENTIRE pussy into it and in fairness freeman or whoever else is also doing the sobbing #and i go alright. ok. they didn't fuck up too bad. ty mr richard for taking the gay angle nobody asked u to but by god u delivered #AND THEN. smash cut to lady elf (who they only included for a kili love interest. ok)#and legolas is also there and is?? leaving?? (he was also in some kinda love triangle. ok)#and his dad??? tells him to find aragorn???? and they play the fellowship motif????#as if we all don't know the boy was like. 10 at this point. ok #and then they start mentioning legolas' mother. (???????OK)#what the fuck was going on here i just want to talk #toadtalks #it is 2am im sorry i dont like these damn films #the hobbit #the hobbit movies #th #hobbit trilogy #👍👍as much for blacklisting than wanting ppl to see lmao #im so mean abt them rn im sorry!! i know people like them!! godspeed!! i just need to bitch

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