so yesterday i went to a local plant shop for the first time (!!!) and got into a great convo with the owner. we were chatting about everything Plants, when i got distracted by a beautiful pink princess philodendron on the front counter. and i was like "OOOOH is that a pink princess???" and she was "like!!! yeah!! hold on we have more --"

and she walked out across the store and I heard from across the way -- "ah....I really only have small and shitty ones"

and I was like "I mean it's ok, it i were to buy anything it's probably need to be small and shitty, im running out of room haha"

then she brought this plant up to me

for context, this is what they're supposed to look like:

and she looked down at it, then looked at me, and went " ://...yeah....im just gonna give this to you for free"

"no no you don't have to do that!"

and she went "://...it's gonna need a lot of TLC, I think you can do it!"

SO. now....i have this beautiful silly little girl . she has a new leaf coming up, and it doesn't look like the two big leaves are REALLY drooping, it's like they just...grew...down? I guess? like they're nice and strong! and my goodness, give her three months, and she'll look amazing

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1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? awks. thats my boss lol2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?nonya'bidness3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?yes maam. 4. Is your last name longer than six letters?no5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?sober6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?oh of course7. What does your last received text say?"lets get tacos and out, im ready to drink" @9:15pm8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?a few9. Where was your last kiss at?an apartment complex lol10. When is the last time you saw your sister?when i punched her in the nose lol 11. What do you drink in the morning?cranberry juice or coffee12. Where did you sleep last night?Jasmines house13. Do you think relationships are hard?kinda14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?oh fuckin absolutely15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?probably yeah lol16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?sunny17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?yes maam18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?im actually naked so....19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?im honestly not sure20. Does anyone like you?yes21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?yes22. Is the last person you kissed gay?oh absolutely 23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?YES24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?I got me one25. In the past week have you cried?yes26. What breed was the last dog you saw? Pitbull27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?in the shower28. Have you ever kissed a football player?yes she was ridiculously stupid29. Do you think you’re old?kinda30. Do you like text messaging?yes31. What type of day are you having?shitty hahaha32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?i already have it33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?cold34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?yes maam35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?right now? fling. 36. Are you a simple or complicated person?complicated for sure37. What song are you listening to?nothing currently38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?Yes, very much so..39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?yes40. What made you start liking the person you like now?who knows41. When did you last receive a text message?probs .2 seconds ago42. What is wrong with you right now?im a fuckin train wreck 43. How well do you know the last female you texted?very very well44. Does anyone disgust you?yes :) 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?nope.46. Are you in a good mood right now?meh i guess so :)47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?a friend48. What color shirt are you wearing?none 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?yep! 50. Anyone you’re giving up on?no51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?no not a single bit52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?yes53. Do you like rain? absolutely yes. you kinda gotta when you live in seattle54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?nah55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? nah balls to the wall man56. Do you like to cuddle?oh god yes57. Are you shy? nope not one bit58. Do you get along with girls?yes59. Have you dated the person you texted last? yes60. What do you carry with you at all times? Phone, Keys and a photo of my son61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? faaaaak yes62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? yeah lol63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? yes i was64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?i guess? 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?yes 66. How old are the last three people you kissed?23, 23, 2667. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? im not a huge fan68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? neither omg 69. Do you have any stickers on your car? nope70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? Luke Bryan for sure71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? IPhone72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? who knows i really dont like pizza73. Do you like diet soda? nope74. What color are the walls in your room? Light Grey75. Are you 16 or older? Yes76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? what even is that?77. Do you have a job? yes78. What are your initials? KLC79. Did you ever have braces? No maam80. Are you from the south? no maam81. What does your last status on facebook say? tryna adopt this dog ya know? idk its a reblog 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? no83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? Mama84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? Gym for a little while85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? some scary movie that sucked86. Do you smoke? yes87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? floppies88. Is your phone touch screen? yes89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? straight90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? oh gawd yes91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? lake92. Have you ever made out in a car? yes maam 93. …Had sex in a car? yaaaas94. Are you single or in a relationship? nonya'bidness95. What were you doing last night at midnight? at Jasmines Drinking wine96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? um. probably new years97. Do you like the camera on your phone? i guess98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? yea lololol99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? ya lol100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? yep gotta keep em close ya know101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? yep102. Name your favorite Kesha song: I have no idea103. Do you have any tan lines right now? NOPE BC SEATTLE104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? no no no

all of them 😣😣 dyinf to know!! 😥💦

1. You wake up naked beside the last person you texted, what would you say? -Hi dad....?2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?-He wanna date but I really don't anymore //: 3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?-Weed is fine but no hard drugs4. Is your last name longer than six letters?-Yep5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?-Sober6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?-Yeeeeeep7. What does your last received text say?-"were out shopping for nothing"8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?-10?"9. Where was your last kiss at?-in my home 10. When is the last time you saw your sister?-i don't have a sister11. What do you drink in the morning?-juice12. Where did you sleep last night?-university dorm13. Do you think relationships are hard?-yep14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?-yes maam15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?-his breath nasty and his dick small16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?-rainy17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?-nope18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?-Leggings19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?-yes20. Does anyone like you?-yes21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?-yes 22. Is the last person you kissed gay?-no23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?-yep Bella Thorne24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?-have one but u want more25. In the past week have you cried?-last night26. What breed was the last dog you saw? -cat breed27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?-out28. Have you ever kissed a football player?-i've banged 3 football players get on my level29. Do you think you’re old?-old soul30. Do you like text messaging?-yea more than snapchat 31. What type of day are you having?-i'm so tired32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?-i want my septum pierced33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?-warm but not hot34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?-BURNEEEEEP35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?-Fling36. Are you a simple or complicated person?-complicated 37. What song are you listening to?-Wii Theme Song38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?-mostly39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?-keely40. What made you start liking the person you like now?-he is a cat and i love him 41. When did you last receive a text message?-11:43am42. What is wrong with you right now?-tryna figure out how to break up with this guy /:43. How well do you know the last female you texted?-not that well44. Does anyone disgust you?-YEP 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?-id date nolan46. Are you in a good mood right now?-ehhhh47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?-Mikayla 48. What color shirt are you wearing?-grey49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?-yes50. Anyone you’re giving up on?-yep 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?-no i'm just upset it ended 52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?-yes53. Do you like rain?-love rain 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?-not at all55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?-all the time56. Do you like to cuddle?-sorta yea57. Are you shy?-depends 58. Do you get along with girls?-not really59. Have you dated the person you texted last?-no cause it's my dad 60. What do you carry with you at all times?-phone and money61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?-hell yes 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?-right now? hell no 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?-yea and i really loved him 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?-YES BUT HSHSJSJSIH65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?-not really tbh66. How old are the last three people you kissed?-16 17 and 2067. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? -i don't want my nails done cause i do too many sports 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? -zebra cause black and white69. Do you have any stickers on your car? -i don't have a car70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? -lil wayne71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? -iphone72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?-a long long time ago73. Do you like diet soda? -NO74. What color are the walls in your room? -grey75. Are you 16 or older? -yes76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? -no way77. Do you have a job? -yes78. What are your initials? -A M 79. Did you ever have braces? -no80. Are you from the south? -no81. What does your last status on facebook say? -i don't post on facebook82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? -yes83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? -dad84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? -nope 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? -honestly i have no idea86. Do you smoke?-recreationally the weeds 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? -flip flops 88. Is your phone touch screen? -no shit89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? -curly90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? -yep to get dick 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? -pool 92. Have you ever made out in a car? -yep93. …Had sex in a car? -multiple times 94. Are you single or in a relationship? -tryna peace out95. What were you doing last night at midnight? -catching a Z96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? -July 1st97. Do you like the camera on your phone? -nah it's pretty shit 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? -oh hell yea that's my fave99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? -yep 😂😂100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? -i don't go on facebook101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? -YEP102. Name your favorite Kesha song: -Take It Off103. Do you have any tan lines right now? -yea just on my legs104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? -ye ye SHITTY ANSWERS CAUSE IM IN A PUBLIC PLACE IN A CLASS AND COULDNT THINK