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#this one isn't as fun. like at least in aotc we got a lot of nuance in Anakin and Padmé. here they're very wooden and one note
aleatoryw · 10 months
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things I love about obi-wan kenobi in revenge of the sith, an otherwise largely unenjoyable movie:
he's a huge bitch the whole time. his most forgotten character trait is that anytime he and Anakin get into a mess he becomes the most exasperated, snippy, complaining little bitch, and I love that
when he tracks down grievous he spends a great deal of effort being stealthy only to drop down directly behind grievous and not even surprise attack, just say hello. he did it purely for the melodrama.
when grievous reveals he has four arms and four lightsabers he grins with pure anticipation bc he loves a challenge more than he loves not being murdered
his entire fight with grievous. the part where he launches himself into the moving vehicle. the part where he tries to kick grievous' metal leg. the part where he tosses the gun that saved his life aside in disgust. every part.
every time he draws his saber into his cunty little fencer's pose his bangs fall into his face
when he sits in his formal council chair with one foot up on the armrest even though it's way too tall to look casual
"Anakin is the father isn't he? I'm so sorry" as a casual aside as he leaves the room, absolutely fucking brutal
he's the order's best swordsman
he's the order's most unkillable bitch
even when he's sad he is so so beautiful. I'm drawing little hearts around his name in my diary like I'm 12 years old again 🩵
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