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sheepalmighty · 2 months
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I made too many pages towards my Chai-joins-Vandelay-for-half-a-day AU: the headcanon heavy edition. It's also mostly the ending bit of it (there's still a little more I want to draw but they're mostly full of tricky dialogue so I hope I can find time later for them). I underestimated how many pages I wanted to make and it took twice the time I was hoping it would but I was able to get almost all of the fun and funny images I had stuck in my head out.
Luckily for all of us I can fit 'em all under this read more. Enjoy at your own leisure
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#hi-fi rush#hfr#hi-fi rush spoilers#hfr spoilers#chai hi fi rush#kale vandelay#or as i like to call him kale 'hubris' vandelay#808 hi fi rush#peppermint hi fi rush#macaron hi fi rush#cnmn hi fi rush#mimosa hi fi rush#roquefort hi fi rush#for one panel#chai x kale#kale x chai#this oddball au kinda just carries on with the rest of the game with little dialogue changes here and there for comedy's sake#don't really have the imagination to see how it can end differently after thinking a bunch about character motivations#i do feel like i've just reiterated the game a bunch of times here though...#it's not all in colour or has proper values and shading hope it didn't look like it from before the read more that'd be crazy impressive#i really wanted to find an easier way to colour them but nothing looked particularly good so i settled with this#i sorta messed up a couple things. one was the stage part but it works okay without the bots for emphasis i think#the other was the locations where chai fights were swapped but id already drawn one in the wrong part of the story#so the fire bit is really clunky#there're some wonky bits of perspective anatomy and handwriting but hope it's not too much of a bother#i've spent far too much time i don't really have on this but i wanted to see what i could do#looking at parts of kale's outfit i decided to make his waistcoat simple. better than having to draw his coat jacket thing more#if you're wondering why something happens the way it does the ultimate answer is 'cos there was a silly little panel i wanted to draw#'tis mine#i seem to have hit a tag limit? but i got most of what i wanted to say out. also sorry for the image quality and stuff
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cyanogastra · 4 years
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drowning in the depths of you (don’t save me)
[mafia + modern fantasy + mermaid guan shan AU]
Chapter 5: An Unexpected Visitor
Unexpected visits in unexpected circumstances. Guan Shan just keeps getting more confused.
Chapters: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
Read on AO3
AN:
We love a fast-paced story. But we hate a slow-ass author.
I'm really sorry guys. I fell into a slump midway into last year's semester and had a major burnout. But surprise, I'm back kinda lol.
Yes, I'm updating this fic in 2020 quarantine arc. No I'm not dropping this, I have this baby planned out all the way to Chapter 11. Also, I made some slight revisions in the previous chapters, but they're not so significant that they changed the plot.
It might take me until 2021 to finish this. *shrug* But what did Confucius say? It doesn't matter how slow you go as long as you don't stop?
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That night, after He Tian left to head home, Guan Shan dreamed about the ocean.
He woke up with the feeling of rushing water fresh on his sealed gills, as if he had just taken a dip. Already does he no longer remember the exact details of his dream, only that he knows vaguely that he felt the ocean calling to his heart. He rubs his eyes blearily, feeling comforted even though the experience hadn't been real. With a final yawn, he decides to return to work and went about his morning routine.
He felt incredibly apprehensive making his way to the restaurant, given that the incident from the other night was still fresh from his mind. He was restless as he travelled, feeling antsy at every cursory glance towards his person. He'd even bothered to wear a cap and pair of aviators, feeling extra paranoid about his appearance. He also made sure to avoid the alley where the incident took place. ‘The fuck I’m ever going to walk through that. Or through any alley ever.’
He arrives as the restaurant without a hitch. The day proceeds normally, with Xui Hong checking up on him in the morning. He waved his concerns off with a monotonous ‘I’m fine’ and blaming the flu.
The first few hours of the day ticked by quickly, with seemingly nothing out of place.
Too normal. I feel too normal. A whole day has almost passed and Guan Shan still feels jittery with nerves, stomach tight in anticipation as if something unknown was to strike at him. His paranoia spikes up when he remembers that someone might be watching him in that very moment.
The chime rings as he cleans a table. He turns to greet the new comers and almost drops the rag in his hands.
“Welco…”
 ‘What the fuck?’
The words die at his throat the moment his eyes land on the newcomers. There, at the entrance were two striking individuals. One of them was a stoic-faced man with unruly brown hair, but Guan Shan was more concerned with the other man. White hair and white eyes, sharp nose and a dainty, small face, almost an otherworldly beauty.
That said man was unmistakably Jian Yi, the man pictured with He Tian in the magazine.
He Tian's supposed fiancé.
“Table for two please!” Jian Yi chirps with a wide smile. Guan Shan nods at him dumbly.
His day just took a turn towards the abnormal.
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The day is not normal for He Tian.
He’s woken by the incessant ringing of his doorbell. He wonders just exactly who has the audacity to be ringing him at a time like this as he walks barefooted on the marble tiles of his penthouse. He doesn't even bother to think about his current state of half-nakedness, having been rudely awakened from his precious sleep.
He opens the door to reveal broad-shouldered white-haired man. He Tian almost rolls his eyes.
“Qiu-ge. What a surprise.” He Tian says monotonously, leaning his back against the wall. The other man gives him a glare before inviting himself in, heavy combat boots clacking loudly throughout the apartment.
He Tian realizes inwardly that he already expected this happening, though not so soon. Qiu was the person closest to his brother, and for him to suddenly appear in Hong Kong only means one thing.
“Your brother is pissed.” The other man says unceremoniously, burly arms crossing in front of his chest as he leaned on the back of his couch. He Tian doesn't look at him and walks languidly towards the bar adjacent to his living room and pours himself a glass of water.
“Hm. Is he now?” He Tian replies, his annoyance at the situation starting to grow. “If this is so serious that he had to send you, why couldn’t he be here instead?” He continues icily, crossing towards the large floor-to-ceiling windows to peer at the city below him.
“Be serious for once, He Tian.” Qiu bites back. He Tian half-turns to look at him disinterestedly.
"So? What did he want you to tell me?"
Qiu breaths a sigh and rests his hands on the couch. 'Annoying brat...'
“The Hong Kong triads are starting to know of your father’s condition." He says, noting the lack of reaction from He Tian. "They will see this as a weakness, then they’ll start coming for you.”
I know that already. He Tian inwardly sighs and doesn’t reply for a few moments. The triads sure move fast, him having already received messages of faux sympathy and support, followed by thinly-veiled questions of what He Tian is set to do, “I wish your family are doing well, and rest assured we shall remain close by shall you need our assistance in the near future.”  
Or in other words, “We’re watching your every move.”
“Why should I leave?” He Tian replies, sounding far too nonchalant for someone who has a hundred targets on his back. “I’ll let them come to me, show them that we are not so weak even with that bastard being good as dead.”
Qiu fixes him a disapproving glare. He Tian thinks he’s about to admonish him about talking that way about his father. He silently dares the other to prove him wrong.
The other man doesn't, however. Qiu scratches irritatedly at his buzzut blonde head before replying. "I don't know what you're planning, but I hope you realize you're pretty much screwed here."
He Tian chuckles mirthlessly and shrugs at him. "Why, are you worried about me?"
Qiu rubs his temples before sighing exasperatedly. “Just go home." He Tian turns away from him in reply, going back to drinking his water as he gazed at the Hong Kong cityline. “Your brother is becoming impatient. Leave before things turn complicated.” He says with one last pointed glance at He Tian, starting to walk away, his heavy footsteps reverberating throughout the penthouse
"Hm. How about you go home instead. The full moon's right around the corner isn't it?" He Tian replies, still with his back turned. Qiu looks behind him with a glare. He can't see his face, but he's absolutely sure the younger man is smirking from behind the glass. You think that's funny don't you...
He doesn't say anything in reply and instead opens the heavy door of He Tian's apartment.
“Troublesome siblings.” Qiu mutters under his breath, letting the door slam behind his back. He curses both brothers, the older for reducing him to a messenger boy for his little brother, and the latter for being eternally stubborn.
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Guan Shan stares at the two people seated on the table.
What the hell is HE doing here?
The two men were currently reading through the menu. Jian Yi points at something on the menu and asks his companion, quite loudly, if they could order that. The other man just grunts a whatever in response, preoccupied with a game on his phone.
He looks at them more closely. The man with spiky brown hair sports a glinting silver chain necklace that contrasted nicely with his black turtleneck. And Jian Yi…well literally everything about him is flashy designer. Gloves, coat, shoes, and all. Although the all white get-up is a little too much even in Guan Shan's opinion.
He huffs, having fully expected them to be of He Tian’s ilk.
Tch. They’re perfect for each other. Snotty rich bastards. He grumbles to himself, resuming to wipe at the table in front of him.
Did He Tian really have to tell his fiance where he works so he could show off? What am I even to him? Does Jian Yi know what's going on with He Tian and me that's why he's here? Why would He Tian want to go on a date with me if-
“Hey hey!” Jian Yi calls to him suddenly, waving his arm in midair. Guan Shan jolts upright, jaw tight as he forced the questions back down his throat. He turns around and walks towards their table stiffly.
“We'd like to get this Alaskan crab leg and this Aquitaine caviar. And egg rolls too!”
Guan Shan nods, writing down the order with the best straight face as he could (though it probably looks like a grimace, like always). He turns, almost robotically, to quickly head back to the kitchen.
“Oh and add black tea please!” Guan Shan acknowledges him with a curt nod, eyes on the notepad as he hurriedly wrote the order. He realizes he forgot to say the order back to them and appeared really rude, but he brushes it off with a 'whatever'.
This is so fucking weird. He thinks with spite as he stood at the kitchen doorway. He knows he's supposed to be at the station to answer customer requests, but given that the only customers around were the two oddballs he figured he'd be fine for now. Miraculously, no one enters the restaurant.
He looks at the two men at the corner of his eye. Or specifically, at Jian Yi. He feels many things for the man all at once, confusion because why would he be here in all places, disdain and annoyance for being present in close proximity, anger because he's supposed to be engaged to He Tian--
"Oh Xixi, tell me about it please!" Jian Yi pouts and pulls at the other man's sleeve. The other man merely rolls his eyes and tries to ignore him. "Pleeeaase, Xixi." Jian Yi tries again, now poking his cheek.
Okay...that's weirder. Guan Shan thinks to himself, finding the pale man's clinginess to the other man a little unusual. He looks like he's begging for the other man's attention. They must be really good friends? He wonders.
The food is completed within a matter of minutes. Guan Shan picks them up easily, carrying the plates over to their table. He wordlessly sets them down, trying very hard not to give either men a glare and trying to move as quickly as possible. He placed down the last of their order and was about to brusquely walk back to the station when yet another weird thing happens.
"Hey, sir waiter? You wanna sit down with us?" Jian Yi asks him with a smile. Guan Shan blinks, once, then twice, not really absorbing what the other man said.
"I..." He starts, unsure of what to say. There's no one except them, so he couldn't use the "I have to serve customers" card. And he doesn't think there would be any customers soon, given that lunch has already passed and it's currently in the middle of the dead hours.
"Come on! We kinda ordered too much for two." Jian Yi says, chewing nimbly on his food. The other man named 'Xixi' only gives him a deadpan look.
Realizing that his day has already taken a turn towards the abnormal, he supposes another weird experience won't be too bad.
So he pulls a chair under the table and sits down, preparing himself for a confrontation.
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Qiu drops the man on the floor, not giving him a second's glance as he splutters and grasps for his throat. He gestures his men to follow him as they exit the dingy bar, the patrons astonished at the situation that had just transpired.
His claws recede back into normal human nails as he walked, along with his fangs that have turned back to regular human canines.
So much for civil talking. He thinks to himself, frustrated in the inability of underlings to recognize when they stand a chance or not. He enters the car, a sleek black Maserati,  and promptly presses the speed-dial. He waits one, then two rings before it's picked up.
"Five families are coalescing." He says into the phone without a greeting. "The She's, Wongs, Chans, Kwans, and the Huis. The She's at the lead, although we already expected that." He relays easily. There's a pause at the other end before he hears a reply.
"And Tian? What did he say?"
Of course. It's not like I just said almost all of Hong Kong's major triad families are aiming to kill us all. Qiu waits for a beat before replying, not without a tired sigh. "He doesn't want to."
He hears a sharp intake of breath. While to anyone else, He Cheng is the personification of ice, stone-cold eyes, words, and actions. But to Qiu, that one breath told him everything. He imagines what the other man's face must have looked like, probably the slightest twitch of a sharp jaw. Small things, but for Qiu who sees them clearly, they mean everything.
While He Cheng may be ice himself, Qiu knows deeply that if anything happened to his brother, surely he would crumble apart.
"Come back here for now. I'll pay him a visit some time." He Cheng replies smoothly, seemingly at ease. But Qiu is unconvinced. He doesn't reply for a moment, thinking carefully for his next words.
"You know...you're holding him back again. Just like you always do." He says because it's true. Not a single damn time you didn't try to hide him away, even from your own father...
"Because he doesn't understand." Comes the almost automatic reply, which was something Qiu already heard a few times before. "If you say so." He replies noncommittally and presses the end call. He then orders his men to make arrangements with the private plane as soon as possible.
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Guan Shan chews at an egg-roll as he gives (or tries to give) discrete glances to the two men sitting in front of him. The man called 'Xixi' eats silently and only gives a dead-eyed look every once in a while. On the other hand, Jian Yi was openly staring at him with a sickeningly sweet smile in between bites of his food. Guan Shan resumes eating robotically for a few more minutes until he could no longer stand the silence.
He clears his throat and sits up straighter. "What is it?" He says, because it's the first set of words in his mind. 'Xixi' looks at him with a raised eyebrow while Jian Yi lets out an amused "Hmmmm?"
"Don't you have a problem with me?" Guan Shan tries again, his default glare now present on his face as he crossed his arms. If a confrontation was happening, he supposes it should happen right now. Jian Yi giggles at him.
"Oh no, we just wanted to meet you in advance." He replies, still with a sweet smile. He gives Guan Shan a wink as an additional effect. Guan Shan doesn't know what that means, so he just stares.
"I have to say, I didn't expect this." Jian Yi continues. "To think He Tian would be brought to his knees by a fiery one like you.”
The brown-haired man, 'Xixi', pauses eating and lets out a cough that sounded suspiciously like a chuckle. It takes Guan Shan a split second to react. His face heats up all the way to his ears.
"W-what? What the hell do you mean-"
“Ooooh I think I can see it! You’re so adorable and pretty!" Jian Yi explains suddenly, leaning in closer. Guan Shan sputters and tries to lean away, though the nearly transparent white eyes follow him.
"I can’t believe He Tian kept you a secret from me.” Jian Yi pouts placing his chin on his hand. Guan Shan couldn't think of a coherent reply with all that came out of the white-haired man's mouth. Brought to his knees? Pretty? A secret? He never knew he could ever feel confusedly embarrassed in his life.
"Maybe because he didn't want you snooping around his business." The other man quips, dabbing his mouth with a napkin and leaning back into his chair. Jian Yi gives him a playful smack and looks back at Guan Shan, his smile morphing into a more natural one rather than sickly sweet.
"Which reminds me, we haven't introduced ourselves! I'm Jian Yi by the way, although you might already know that. This grumpy guy is Zhan Zheng Xi. We're He Tian's friends." Jian Yi reaches out for a handshake, to which Guan Shan just stares at, still perplexed. The white-haired man pouts, unhappy that his gesture wasn't reciprocated.
"Guan Shaaan! You're so mean!" He humphs, like a kid throwing a tantrum. Zheng Xi nudges at him to quiet down.
If Guan Shan thought nothing could be more confusing than being invited by He Tian's fiance to lunch, he was just proven wrong.
"How do you know my name?" He asks with a glare, starting to feel the beginnings of distrust. Though it's not like he completely trusted the two right at the get-go.
Jian Yi only shrugs his shoulders. “Oh I just took a peek here and there. Nothing big.” He says as he flicks a lock of his hair.
Now that's an unsettling answer. Guan Shan thinks as they continue eating. He can't help but feel that something is just not quite right. That he's missing more than a few puzzle pieces. Two extremely high profile individuals show up in his low profile life, an unsettling man, and an attempted kidnapping. And the fact that Jian Yi doesn't seem to be bothered that his fiance is meeting someone behind his back.
Are all rich people like this? Is he that dense? Or is this his way of telling me to stay away from He Tian? Guan Shan purses his lips at that thought.
Well that’s just fucked up. He looks hard at Jian Yi's face trying to see if the man is mocking or trying to deceive him, but the said man was currently whining at his companion. Guan Shan absolutely doesn't know what to think anymore.
The two men finish their meal quickly. "Sorry Guan Shan, but Xixi was telling me a while ago that we have to leave now or we'll be late for the movie!" Jian Yi tells him as he and Zheng Xi stood up from their seats. Guan Shan nods and stands up as well, breaking himself out from his thoughts.
Before he could open his mouth, Jian Yi reaches over and grabs his hands. Guan Shan reels back in surprise, but soon finds himself transfixed in the other man's gaze. He's so stunned into silence that he almost doesn’t hear what the other man said.
"I hope to see you again. I'll make sure to tell He Tian what I think. For now, be careful, okay?" Jian Yi tells him, unblinking, looking angelic and unsettling at the same time with his gentle features and all-seeing eyes.
"O-okay." Guan Shan manages to breathe out just as Jian Yi pulls away.
Jian Yi and Zheng Xi rush out of the restaurant, leaving Guan Shan to stare open-mouthed at the table, his own hands still hanging in the air.
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"Jian Yi."
"Hmmmm?"
"Why couldn't you have waited until He Tian brought you here? He promised to let you meet him right?" Zheng Xi asks him softly from behind the wheel, eyes trained on the busy traffic along the Queen's Road. Jian Yi smiles and meets his gaze at the rear-view mirror.
"Aaahh Zheng Xi. You're no fun." Jian Yi replies playfully, his mind on the same track as he thought about the red-haired man and his eternally scowling face.
"I don't know if He Tian already knows, but he's in for a really big surprise." He says quietly, twirling a lock of his hair. Zheng Xi's brown brow raises at him from the mirror.
Jian Yi continues to smile. He can't wait to see how their relationship will unfold. He looks outside of the window and towards the Victoria Harbor, and remembers seeing crashing ocean waves and coral reefs in Guan Shan's eyes when he held his hands.
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The rest of the day passes by quite normally for Guan Shan, much to his relief. Though he had been distracted most of the time because of his weird lunch with Jian Yi and Zheng Xi, he manages to finish the day without anymore hiccups. He was able to peacefully finish up in the restaurant as well as safely reach the bus stop, but not without a few paranoid glances behind him as he walked briskly.
Still, he can't seem to shake off the perturbing feeling he got after looking at Jian Yi up close. He admits inwardly that he feels embarrassed for his reaction, staring dumbfounded as if the other man had compelled him to stop moving.
It's almost as if he knew what I was thinking, or he knew more about me than I did. He scratches at his temple, still mulling about the weird conversation, and that somehow Jian Yi didn't come to the restaurant to chew at him for stealing his fiancé. Or that he even seemed oddly happy that He Tian was even taking a romantic interest in him. He considers texting He Tian and asking him about it.
He thinks back to the white-haired man's eyes and gentle face and realizes, belatedly, that he didn't look so human.
"For now, be careful, okay?" He had said to him.
 Could it be...that Jian Yi is like me?
Just when he was about to do so, his phone suddenly vibrates. He pulls out his phone from his jacket, expecting a message from He Tian.
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6:27 PM
Unkown Number
You got lucky last time.
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His heart freezes with cold dread.
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AN:
Again, please reblog! And also give kudos and comments on AO3 <3
MGS is so dense he can't see that HT is deeply in love with him. And that JY and ZZX are actually together lmao.
I'm just gonna go ahead and say that He Cheng has sort of a brother complex. It's canon because I said so. And Qiu and HC are secretly f*cking.
Next chapter, they're finally going on a date. FINALLY. Also black earrings will be making a comeback.
Again, I'm really sorry it took me this long. The draft for Chapter 5 had been sitting around for like...three months. I also had to revise the plot bigtime; this was originally 15 chapters in total, but I crunched it down to 11. Because..well, 11 is more doable, and I believe in simpler is better. I just figured some of the chapters are quite unnecessary.
I don't know if people are still reading tianshan fics in 2020, but rawr here's an update.
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authorazumarill · 5 years
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I love high school AUs so I’m gonna post some ideas I’ve had in my head
Maxie’s the captain of the academic team and takes his role very seriously. Archie joins to piss him off but it turns out he’s actually really smart and ends up on the starting four along with Courtney and Tabitha since he knows the answers to all of the oddball questions
Academic team games are rather formal and quiet, with little to no one in attendance to watch, but Matt shows up to every home game, shirtless and painted in the school’s colors. He drags the rest of the Aqua crew with him and they cheer every time Archie gets a point. They have been kicked out of more than one game for disturbing the peace
Archie and Maxie are the presidents of two opposing environmental clubs. When the principal says the school can’t have two environmental clubs, they have to combine clubs to keep all of their hard work from getting destroyed
Maxie’s narcissistic ass is hated by his peers. No one can stand a know-it-all. Maxie tries not to let it bother him, but it does. As a prank, Archie spends a whole whopping dollar on a Valentine’s Day candygram and sends it to Maxie. Maxie instantly looked to Courtney, but when she said it wasn’t her, he falls head over heels with the idea he has a secret admirer and Archie feels kinda bad after a while.
Maxie smokes in the bathroom stalls and Archie will pour water on him over the stalls since the bathrooms smell bad enough. 
Tabitha and Shelly skipped a grade and always end up as lab partners.
Tabitha has a not so secret crush on Shelly but never makes a move since he knows she just wants to be friends
Maxie, Courtney, and Tabitha have a D&D night in Maxie’s basement every Thursday. Tabitha invites Shelly along one night. The following week she brings Archie and Matt, much to Maxie’s protests
Maxie’s the DM and does everything in his power to try and kill Archie’s character, but for some reason Archie is the king of getting nat 20s or stupidly escaping danger
Maxie gets KO’d in a game of dodgeball and Archie has to carry him to the nurse’s office
Archie catches three Poochyenas and lets them roam around the school. He attaches a number to their necks. 1, 2 and 4. The teachers find three Poochyenas and go into panic mode when they can’t find #3
Archie’s on a sports team, like the swim team or something, and Maxie’s always there. He claims it’s for his journalism class, but he’s not taking a journalism class. 
Maxie’s mom and Archie’s mom constantly fight at PTA meetings. They go into full on Pokemon battle mode. Archie and Maxie bond while trying to get their mothers to calm down. 
Archie and Shelly were childhood neighbors and friends. Matt moved to town in middle school and had trouble keeping up in his classes. He met Archie through a tutoring program.
Courtney’s two grades behind Maxie. They met when Maxie witnessed a bunch of kids a grade younger than he was mock the way she spoke. Using his elder powers, he got the kids to back off. He thought nothing of it, but Courtney clung to him. Since he never had a friend before, he found her more of an annoyance than anything else. After blowing up and scaring her away, he realized that he actually liked having someone to talk to. He liked having a friend.Since she deserved more than a simple apology, he asked his mom to make her a bracelet.
Needless to say, Courtney accepted his apology and his friendship bracelet. 
Maxie met Tabitha when the kid pried open the locker door Archie shoved Maxie in
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