Little nuisance man your head is full of rocks

Bitch, wut r ur kh aus

1.) I have an AU where all the characters from most of the games are in high school and the older ones are in college or professors. It's p long and I'll tell you it all one day, it is a long story Lol basically ventus and roxas switch places with each other to get a break from their lives. But bunch of shit happens as vanitas decides to impersonate sora. He's working for ex-professor but now known as janitor xehanort (Lol) tries to get revenge on dean ansem (I feel like I should write this as a fic tbh)2.) (seeing as replica riku is in kh3) Riku and Repu (that's his dumb name I gave him in this AU, I'm working on it) are brothers. Sora and Kairi fawn over Riku who's a new student. They try to convince each other to asking out Riku, that is... until they see Repu show up. He's Riku's baby brother and more hot headed but only younger by a year. Sora and Kairi high five each other cause hell yeah CUTE BROTHERS. ONE FOR ME AND ONE FOR MY FRIEND! They struggle trying to ask those boys out on a date. It's harder than expected. Those dang Rikus smh3.) you know the paper boy au lmao4.) "death by wake"/birth by sleep swap: sora, riku, and kairi basically change places with ventus, terra, and aquaPLAY BBS AND YOU WILL KNOW :-)5.) GOOF TROOP!!!!!!!!! Adult Sora shows up at Goofy house. Goofy's settled down, had Max. And Pete has turned a new leaf and got married, had PJ as well. Pete and Sora argue during a BBQ. Unca Donald comes and brings his nephews to play along with Max and PJ. It's all in good fun. Sora and Pete have a hot dog eating contest. Irrelevant, but Sora's also married to Kairi and Riku because I said so lmao