I love homophobic sam i wish i met sam at stanford in 2004 and was his first exposure to a gay man and hed be weirdly obsessed with me cus he likes men too but has such a narrow view of gay ppl that he doesnt realise it yet so instead hed just ask well meaning but still rly invasive offensive questions like "do your parents still love you?" "do you think god is okay with your lifestyle?" and "so who sticks what in where?"