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lee-kangin · 1 year

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HARRY KANE (10) & SON HEUNGMIN (7) OF TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR The greatest partnership to ever exist in the world of football. “When you turn, I will be always there.”

BBC Sport / Kane and Son break the all-time record for Premier League goal combinations / The Guardian / Kane-Son trademark celebration during Liverpool 1-1 Tottenham, 07th May 2022 / Kane-Son trademark celebration during Manchester United 1-6 Tottenham, 04th October 2020 / Kane-Son trademark celebration during Aston Villa 0-4 Tottenham, 09th April 2022 / Kane-Son trademark celebration during Tottenham 2-0 West Ham United / Kane on Twitter after assisting Son on 4 goals against Southampton / Tottenham 1-0 Burnley, 26th Oct 2020 / Nice to Mich You, Son Heungmin / Premier League / Kane and Son hug during Manchester City 2-3 Tottenham, 19th Feb 2022 / Kane and Son hug during Tottenham 1-0 Crystal Palace, 20th Sept 2015 / Kane consoles Son during the Carabao Cup final against Manchester City / Kane and Son celebrate during Tottenham 5-2 Southampton, 26th Dec 2017 / Commentator on the Kane and Son partnership / Tottenham 2-0 Arsenal, 06th Dec 2020 / Caption from ‘Heungmin Son and Harry Kane guess their Premier League goal combinations’ / Stray Kids, I am YOU / Kane and Son celebrate during a 6-1 game against Leicester City, 18th May 2017 / Kane and Son celebrate during a 4-0 game against Everton, 13th Jan 2018 / Kane on Twitter / Frank O’Hara, ‘Morning’ / Kane wins the Golden Boot 20/21 / Son wins the Golden Boot 21/22 / Kane assists Son against Southampton / Caption from ‘Heungmin Son and Harry Kane guess their Premier League goal combinations’ / Mitski, Francis Forever / YouTube: Record breakers! Kane & Son react to becoming Premier League’s most deadly duo! / FootballJOE on Twitter, referencing Son’s trademark goal celebration, the ‘camera,’ through which he is looking at Kane / Gang of Youths, ‘Achilles Come Down’ / Kane and Son celebrate their goal against Arsenal / Kane on his relationship and link-ups with Son / Son and Kane on Instagram / Kane and Son after Kane assisted Son on four goals against Southampton / Tottenham 3-2 Ajax, 08th May 2019 / cr. Shaun Botterill, Getty Images / Commentator on the Kane and Son partnership / Tottenham 3-2 Manchester City, 19th Feb 2022 / Caption from ‘Heungmin Son and Harry Kane guess their Premier League goal combinations’

#footballedit #kaneson #tottenham hotspur #harry kane #son heungmin #son heung min #heungmin son #heung min son #tottenham #football #this is my magnum opus i spent an actual insane amount of time on this ... there is something SO deeply wrong with me.#i feel like this isn't enough to encompass the love they have for each other there needs to be MORE ... but i tried my best #in the end do you ever think about how they both grew up on different sides of the world with nothing binding them apart from a shared #desire to play football and to be the best at it. and how more than 2 decades later they found each other in london and became part of each #other's stories. because that's the crux of it isn't it? there will be no book written about one of them without mentioning the other.#they've become so intertwined over the years you can't tell where one starts and the other ends.#the amount of respect and admiration that they hold for each other is actually insane. like sonny talking about how harry is the best #striker in the world and - not pictured here - how he believed he could win the golden boot at the world cup last year which uh.#that was never going to happen but it's the FAITH. the unwavering relentless FAITH!!! that he has in him :(((#or the DIFFERENT way harry loves sonny oh i could pen tomes about it really but the point is that he opens up around him and he sheds that #stoic and untouchable persona and actually laughs and giggles and smiles in interviews with him and never doubts him. ever.#i couldn't fit in 'never in doubt' here but NEVER IN DOUBT!!!#'when you turn i will be always there.' how goddamn romantic is that then.#the thing is that they were born to be together. they were meant to play with each other.#there will never be another duo like them.#rahul.gif

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thistidalwave · 4 years

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fic writer meme!

I was tagged by @queercap <3 I truly don’t know who is on this site to tag, so if u see this, pls take it as an invitation to do this meme.

ao3 name: thistidalwave

fandoms: many, tho there are a few i haven’t written in at all. ones i Have written in for more than 2 seconds: hockey rpf, one direction, bbc radio 1 rpf, check please (kent stans ONLY), glee, teen wolf, supernatural. i’ve written a Little, but mostly read fic in the merlin and star trek fandoms. also, twilight, the one that started it all. i also still read insane amounts of fic in the avengers, xmen, and stargate fandoms.

number of fics: 95. every year i’m like “i’ll def hit 100 this yr” but then it doesn’t happen bc i’ve written, like, 1 fic a year recently.

fic i spent the most time on: it’s probably Coach Z. i spent most of a year writing that one.

fic i spent the least amount of time on: there are quite a few that i definitely spent an evening on and then sent into the world. i’mma shoutout this lil wjc rarepair baby that i like a lot: i want to be every button you press

longest fic: this is also Coach Z, my magnum opus. runner-up is i suck, you suck, my love letter to grincham.

shortest fic: supernova remnants, a 449 word bones/kirk that i wrote as a birthday present for @disastershy

most hits: something good and right and real, a benn/seguin fake dating/soulmarks mashup cowritten with blamefincham

most kudos: pictures in frames of kisses on cheeks, because the people are Into jack/bitty/kent soft zoo dates, apparently. seeing as i crowdsourced most of the events of this fic from my twitter feed when i wrote it, that checks out. (for a very long time my most kudos’d work was a scott/stiles i wrote in about five seconds, so i’m actually kind of shook to learn that it’s been beat out.)

most comment threads: Coach Z again. handily, because it’s my only chaptered work.

most bookmarks: also something good and right and real.

total word count: 827,978

favorite fic i wrote: what an absolutely atrocious question. u want me to choose between my children? ok. i’m not going to count coach z, because that’s a whole different scale, or any of my cowritten children, and i’m going to pick more than one, because i can.

everybody loves pretty, everybody loves cool is probably my fave i wrote in checkpls. i wrote a lot of character studies of jack and kent and their relationship that all said things i thought were important, but this particular one has a story structure i’m proud of.

i write a lot of self-indulgent nonsense in hockey fandom, but carried away is one of my faves of the genre. pure curtain fic with slight angst so i can really get In My Feels, what’s not to like.

fic i want to rewrite/expand on: i’m picking two for this one, too. first, bring us a dream, which i think deserves a quality of writing and time spent developing the relationship that i didn’t have the time (i had a deadline) or the talent to give it at the time. second, someone to you, which suffers from Telling Instead of Showing, probably also because of a deadline, and could really use some connor POV.

share a bit of a wip or story idea you’re working on: pfft, honestly, all my WIPs are in my abandoned folder at this point, except for a cowritten fic that i will not acknowledge aloud bc sekrits.

instead, a look inside my abandoned folder at the two fandoms (technically three, but 1D had an ideas document instead of many ill-fated individual documents) where i had the biggest number of unrealized dreams:

#about me

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vex-bittys · 6 years

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Undertale Interactive Dating: Round 3 (part 5)

You consider each of the skeletons’ proposals. The NTT puzzle sounds much safer than the Bridge of Destiny honestly, but Blue obviously worked hard to create his own custom puzzle. Stretch has an air of casual indifference about your decision, but Blue looks ready to burst with excitement at the thought of showing you his Bridge of Destiny. You can’t bring yourself to disappoint him.

[ You decide to try the Bridge of Destiny. ]

“Wow, the Bridge of Destiny sounds awesome! Lead the way, Blue!” You inject as much enthusiasm as you can into your words, and you’re rewarded by Blue pumping his fist and leaping into the air. Stretch smiles at you. It’s clear that seeing his brother happy makes him happy as well.

“WOO-HOO,” yells Blue, bounding away from you only to circle back. “I ALMOST FORGOT! THE NTT PUZZLE IS ON THE WAY TO THE BRIDGE PUZZLE! WE CAN DO BOTH!” Blue takes your hand again and leads you along the snow-strewn path with Stretch following along behind.

“not long un-tile we get there,” the lanky skeleton comments. You shoot him a confused glance. “you’ll get the punchline in a minute,” he says with a wink.

True to his word, a curve in the path reveals a tile puzzle with a control panel next to it. For some reason the phrase “robot programmed to kill humans” enters your mind, but it’s gone in a flash. You trust these two skeletons who have been nothing but gentle and humorous towards you so far.

Blue hurries over to the control panel and flips some switches. Music plays, and strobe lights flash. The tiles start lighting up in patterns, and each lit up tile has an arrow on it pointing to the next tile that will light up. The whole set up reminds you of the game Dance, Dance Revolution.

Stretch pulls a bear-shaped honey bottle out of his hoodie pocket, takes a gulp from it, and hands it to you.

“here, hold my bear, and i’ll show you how it works.” You tuck the honey bear into the pocket of your jacket that isn’t inexplicably filled with random objects and watch the demonstration.

For a skeleton who claimed to have “creaky old bones,” Stretch is agile, moving easily from tile to tile to the catchy beat of the music and finishing the puzzle with an unnecessary and undignified amount of butt-shaking. You and Blue cheer for his victory.

“PAPY IS REALLY GOOD AT THIS PUZZLE; THAT’S WHY IT’S HIS FAVORITE,” explains Blue. Stretch takes a bow and steps aside.

“i’m flattered, Blue, but you know you’re the absolute best at this puzzle.” Stretch leans towards you and says in a conspiratorial but very loud stage whisper: “he could do this puzzle with his eyes closed.”

Blue giggles, and a faint blue blush appears on his round cheeks. “PAPY, STOP. I JUST WATCH A LOT OF NTT SPECIALS, SO I KNOW ALL OF THE SONGS!”

You join Stretch in encouraging Blue to show off his best moves, and after a quick whispered discussion with his brother over which song to pick, Blue joins you at the puzzle’s starting point.

The song Blue chose is fast and complicated, but Blue moves across the tiles (with his eyes closed as suggested) confidently and with flair.

Now it’s Blue’s turn to be applauded and cheered for, and he hides a face behind his bandana at all of the attention. His cheeks are glowing such a bright blue that you can see it through the fabric.

You prepare to face the dancing puzzle next, and you’re a bit unsure. Stretch and Blue made it look easy, but they’ve obviously spent a lot of time “testing” the machine. You ask a quick question before you get started: “What happens if I miss a tile?”

“LASERS,” the two skeletons reply calmly. Upon closer inspection, you do notice some faint scorch marks on some of the lighter colored tiles. Your uncertainty increases, but you don’t back down. Stretch selects a song that’s slow and rhythmic. Perfect. You can do this.

You hop onto the first lit up tile and progress through the song, hopping from tile to tile along to the beat of the music. You’re actually having fun until you overstep and the tile beneath your foot becomes an ominous flashes red. You flinch, expecting lasers to vaporize you at any moment.

“KEEP GOING!” shouts Blue, and you open one eye in time to see him dismissing the bone attack he used to block the laser beam. You step on the correct tile and continue the game, but soon you misstep a second time. The tile under your foot lights up red. Oh, no!

“keep going,” murmurs a voice next to your ear, and you feel hoodie-clad arms around you, lifting you up and placing you on a safe tile before dissolving into thin air. How did he do that? You complete the song without missing another step, thankful for the skeleton brothers’ intervention.

Stretch and Blue alternate between choosing their favorite songs and escorting you through the intricate steps of the puzzle, twirling, dipping, and even lifting you in an attempt by each of them to be even more outrageous than the other until the ambient light in the sky dims and the three of you are gasping out huge clouds of crystallized breath like runaway locomotives in the chilly air.

“IF YOU’RE TIRED, WE CAN SKIP THE LAST PUZZLE AND GO INTO TOWN,” Blue suggests, forcing his tone to be neutral though you can still hear a hint of disappointment in it.

“There is no way I’m missing your special puzzle,” you tell Blue firmly. Exhausted or not, you’re going to complete the Bridge of Destiny puzzle!

“I’LL MAKE SURE IT’S READY,” Blue shouts, barreling down the path.

“you look like you’re about ready to drop, honey. how about i carry you to the bridge?” You’re grateful for Stretch’s offer. Your legs feel like jelly from all of the dancing and walking. Stretch gives you a piggyback ride to his brother’s magnum opus, and you are stunned by it.

The massive bridge spans two tall cliffs, looming over a teeny, tiny town barely visible below. Blue strikes a heroic pose on the opposite side of the bridge. His hands are balled into fists and placed firmly on his hips, and his chest is puffed out proudly. Stretch sets you down carefully, making sure your legs are steady underneath you before teleporting away to join his brother.

“YOUR FINAL CHALLENGE IS TO CROSS THE BRIDGE OF DESTINY… IF YOU DARE!” Blue calls to you.

You dare.

You place one foot firmly on the bridge. It’s well-built and doesn’t creak or sway. You exhale sharply in relief and proceed. What appears to be four flamethrowers are set up at intervals on both sides of the bridge, and you watch them carefully to see what their firing pattern is so you can dodge them. The flamethrowers activate… and blast orange, yellow, and red glitter into the air.

You scurry through the rain of glitter, trying to avoid it as much as possible, but you’re sure your already full pockets are now overflowing with the stuff. You hear hissing and clicking ahead of you. Are there pincers? Insects? No. It seems that the now-outlawed spinning sawblades have been replaced with oscillating sprinklers. You time your next move and manage to get past them without a soaking.

The next obstacle before you is a swinging guillotine, but the blades on the pendulums are actually pillows. They swing slowly enough that you have no trouble evading the plush looking pillows. You wonder if it would even hurt to be struck by them.

You’re almost done, and the two skeletons are rooting for you exuberantly. There’s only one thing left to overcome- a large missing portion of the bridge. You stare down into the dizzying depths beyond the end of the bridge. How can Blue and Stretch expect you to conquer this?

They’re chanting “JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!” but you doubt you can jump that far even with a running start.

Blue cups his hands over his mouth and calls out to you: “I BELIEVE IN YOU, HUMAN!” and Stretch adds: “you can do it, honey!”

Their faith fills you with determination, and you back up, run forward, and leap with all of your might… only to fall woefully short. Your stomach twists, and your vision tunnels to focus on the snow-capped roofs of the houses below. It’s a long way down, but you never get there. Instead, you find yourself sprawled flat on a rocky surface that’s flush with the clifftop where the skeleton brothers stand.

Stretch is laughing uproariously, and Blue is rushing over to hug you. “YOU DID IT!”

You open your mouth. You close your mouth. You don’t know what to say. “B-but the bridge” is all you can stammer,

“IT’S ALL JUST A SMOOTH, ROCK PORTION OF THE PATH,” boasts Blue. “I PAINTED ALL OF IT TO LOOK LIKE A CLIFF AND BRIDGE MYSELF!”

“and you trusted us enough to jump,” chips in Stretch, “so you aced the puzzle.”

Blue unpins an insignia from his shirt and fastens it to your jacket. “YOU EARNED IT,” he tells you.

“You tricked me,” you accuse them, regaining some of your senses. “I thought I was going to die!” Their smiles disappear. “That’s insane.!” They frown. “That’s crazy amazing, Blue! You’re so talented!” The smiles return, and both skeletons pat your back.

“WE WOULDN’T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU, HUMAN,” Blue reassures you. “BESIDES, QUEEN TORIEL DECREED THAT ALL MONSTER PUZZLES MUST BE NON-LETHAL AND MINIMALLY HARMFUL!” Your heart is still racing, but you nod.

“let us make it up to you, honey. i’ll take you for some spiced spider cider at Muffet’s,” offers Stretch.

“I DON’T REALLY LIKE MUFFET’S. HOW ABOUT WE PICK UP SOME TEA AND PASTRIES FROM GRILLBY’S,” Blue counters.

“eww, tea.” Stretch blows a raspberry at Blue.

[ Insist that you need to rest (Go with both brothers to Snowdin) ][ Drink spiced Spider Cider (Go with Stretch; meet Muffet) ][ Eat pastries and drink tea (Go with Blue; meet Grillby) ]

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