shoving kaoru x kuro at you with the force of a thousand suns. also. tatsukei.

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kaokuro

THEYRE SO GENDERNUCLEAR MARRIED COUPLE CORE. i meant genderneutral but gendernuclear also matters. kuromama and kaopapa and kaomama and kuropapa. kuro looked at kaoru and offered his hand to show kaoru a journey through defying gender norms and then he dragged kaoru along with him anyway. i think kaoru would be so intimidated and horrified at the thought of Having A Crush on kuro because you know kaoru’s mommy kink hed totally get all panicky bc of kuros mom-isms. like what if he wants kuro to be his mom. what then. and then.. what if…. he doesnt mind it,,,,, <- this is how the gay thoughts got him he wanted kuro to be his mom. theyd be so cute i think kaoru would get surprise packed bentos from kuro a few times and hed be so flustered hed lie to his unitmates and tell them theyre from a girl he likes. agency meetings are increasingly more awkward for kaoru because his luvr is right there and all he can do is pretend theyre not a thing and ignore the teasing sent his way by rei. what being in the same agency does to a motherfucker. once kuro feigned a milf voice and ara-ara’d at kaoru and called him kaocchi and kaoru immediately fainted on the spot. woke up, head was rested in kuro’s lap, got called kaocchi in a flirty tone, and promptly conked out for the rest of the meeting. awooga

tatsukei

(grips my chest) theyre such a dry couple until they arent.. like midwinter drought dry. like tatsumi-is-solo-carrying-the-payload dry. like two-years-in-and-they-have-yet-to-kiss dry. theyre like a very very old couple that doesnt have The Spark but still are very obviously something. its small things like subtle hands resting on the other’s waist or subconsciously keeping track of the other’s schedule or saving leftovers for each other.. people laugh because theyre of two different religions but they get along just fine.. theyre a little bit kurokei except i think theyd struggle to truly devote themselves to each other.. tatsumi doesnt particularly have ambition anymore— sure, he can always reach for that utopia again, but after the reimei revolution, he clearly was not the savior the world sought after, so why try again and risk more unnecessary casualties? keito wouldnt agree methinks hes all like babe get your ass in gear im bored as shit either do something to the idol industry or help me write boy love manga. tatsumis like haha i love you lets raise kids ♡ and keitos like MY CAREER? or whatever. sorry im rambling again i hope that wasnt too incomprehensible ♡

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