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arolesbianism · 3 months

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Dude actually getting to read other ppl talk abt oni lore stuff did so much to make up for my brain sucking at reading I didn't even consider that Michael E.E. Perlmutter could be Meep I thought it would be unfitting if he was just a rando but I did not put two and two together at all and look at the obviously spelt out capitalized letters dhdkhdkd

#rat rambles #oni posting #congrats meep you maybe probably have a canon full name!#I thought it was weird that I couldnt find any traces of the favoritest lil boy he was hiding right in front of me this whole time babey #this also means that he is officially off the dr.holland suspect list yippee #Im still operating under the assumption that dr.holland is a rando but a lot less confidently now #mostly because there are indeed host scientists involved in pretty much every other story trait except for the dream and critter ones #which I think the dream one is kinda cheating because the whole nails log is basically the dream machine story logs tbh #and the critter one gets a pass because its just more critter infodumping #now the skeleton one blurs the line a bit as it is mostly a scientist that we currently do not have the name of #but there are other named characters mentioned and all of them but jackie and olivia are dupes #I believe banhi nikola and nails are the ones mentioned but I might be missing one #and ofc we vaguely know every speaking role involved in the mysterious hermit #so basically I dont think holland is as inherently special as I thought he was for being mentioned in story trait stuff #he still is the only one mentioned in story trait artifact dialogue but idk man #I mean as far as Im concerned hes functionally a rando rn so any speculation is pretty pointless #like they can do whatever they want with him really if they felt like it they could just say get fucked bozo its actually just nikola again #and what is anyone going to do abt it huh? they already gave devon two last names whats to stop them from giving more characters multiple #and now that I recheck the unmentioned dupes... theres no men left #so its otto situation or nothing babey #oh wait nope theres two men sorry I forgot abt the old people #abe and burt are Technically options but I highly doubt it #like idk I just doubt that dr.holland is old enough to be greying let alone completely grey like abe #like he Could be. theres nothing in the text that explocitey states he's not crusty dusty #but like. I just cant see it.#so if anyone one of the nonbinary ppl are more likely #if I had to arbitrarily pick one Id go with max but thats mostly just vibes rly I think it could be any of them #like not even the women are out of the picture if they can do nonbinary egg they could totally do other trans eggs #thats honestly be the coolest thing they could do bonus points if its gossmann simply because I like her

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