I wanna hear about your rats, bet they are cute 🐀

i rambled for too long read more at your own expense

they are very cute they are also tiny bastards. Fetta is a terror and a menace she eats my books shes destroyed several phone chargers shes taken chunks out of my wallet she has bitten holes in my clothes WHILE i am wearing them. Freddy is on medicine and she likes it Too Much it comes out of a little plastic syringe and she will hook her teeth into the end of the syringe and fight me for it, she literally took off the end of it, so I started putting the medicine on my fingertip to give to her but she somehow doesn’t understand the difference between me and the syringe and will hook her teeth into my finger and try to drag me into her cage. She stops once she realizes she’s hurting me she just gets too excited that is the only circumstance either of them has ever bit me or been aggressive at all. wait no that’s a lie Fetta tried to bite me once but she was recovering from surgery and not feeling good and I was stressing her out changing her bandages. Other than that. theyre very very sweet they groom my hair and hands they snuggle with me Freddy will take naps in my sleeves it’s cute. theyre very smart and social they recognize me im their buddy Fetta likes other people Freddy really only likes me and my little siblings she gets shy when other people are in my room she burrows her face into the crook of my elbow. they go fucking NUTS for scrambled eggs i have to spectate them because they Will fight over eggs otherwise they are best friends and snuggle together and groom each other and wrestle around but if eggs are involved they become monsters. i make them little rat sized pancakes sometimes :] ok im gonna stop ill go on forever they are my special little guys. fetta did a backflip one time