#they’re pretty common on me but i’m out of meds to treat it and ouch | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

prplzorua · 7 years

Note

Um, can you write some Roman getting hurt? Off a quest and the others take car of him?

So I named a Bluebird ‘Blue’Sue me.

—–

Roman grit his teeth as he sliced down. He had only deftly dodged the flames aimed at his face, they had still singed a good few strands of his hair at the base of his neck.

All in all he was burnt, battered, brused but Victorious. The reptilian beast’s head fell at his feet as its body started to melt and evaporate into black smoke, however before it could completely do so an inane impulse caused him to cut the top jaw off the already downed Dragon.

Usually he wasn’t one to deface a dead enemy but his body seemed to move on its own. Taking his Katana he cut a few teeth and removed a few large scales from the fire breather before taking a step back.

The moment he moved away from the creature it burst into ashes-something he had never seen it do before- and then turn into black smoke. Not sure what that meant, and not wanting to stay to find out, he pocketed his new gains and quickly moved over to the fallen knights.

As far as he could tell three of them were dead and with an amount of them losing blood that number would only increase. Roman was at a loss of what to do, he could carry two-three of the men back if he pushed it - but what of the others? There was approximately twenty-five bodies on the field-three were dead and four more were about to be dead- he couldn’t teleport them all, heck he wasn’t sure he could teleport himself at this point.

He’d need a miracle to get out of thi-Oh for the love of-! He was creativity, honestly he could have thought of this sooner!

—-

“Prince Roman!”

The Royal looked up from the tree he was leaning on to see a decently sized troop of guards slowly approach him from horse back.

“Princess Valerie has received your message and we’ve come to bring aid!”

Roman found himself smiling, his plan had worked. He blinked when he saw a speeding blur dart forward from the knight galloping in the distance but before he could question it, there was a tweet and a small weight on his left shoulder.

The familiar creature could not be mistaken, it was a little-out of breath- Bluebird sat proudly upon him and the fanciful personality couldn’t help but smile.

“Thank you very much Blue, you were a great help my friend”

Blue puffed out its chest with pride, earning a small chuckle from the Prince. After a moment it twittered and began circling around him.

Roman rolled his eyes, “I’m fine Blue, a bit battered but nothing broken”

It chirped at him sharply.

Princey sighed, “fine, I’ll have Patton do it, how’s that sound?”

Roman then winced at the amount of sharp chirps that followed.

“I mean, at this point he’s practically an expert at treating wounds”

He was pecked.

“Ow! Look I have a thing with Physicians ok?, They’re too handsy-”

Blue gave him an incredulous twitter.

“Oh ha, ha, very funny Blue. I’m actually quite offended that you’d call me handsy, I am the epitome of gentlemanly, how dare you”

The Bluebird jumped on his forehead and looked him smugly in the eyes-which of course caused The Prince’s eyes to cross- it chirped.

Roman’s entire face went red.“That was one time! I was under a witch’s spell!”

Blue let out a series of twitters, one the Royal recognized as its laughter.

“Evil little bird”, he muttered dejectedly.

——

Genuflecting was a pain, well it usually was but right now it was even more cumbersome than it should have been. It took all he had not to wince or grimace at the formalities he had to display despite just fighting a freaking Dragon.

Sighing internally, the Prince resigned himself to his role. Pained, dirtied and disheveled as he may be, the Royal absolutely refused to show any weakness, so with head held high he gave the court his usual charming smile.

“Thank you very much for your help Prince Roman. The Second Kingdom is eternally gratefull”

“There is no need for thanks Princess Valerie, our Kingdoms-all the Kingdoms-are connected afterall, besides I wouldn’t turn down a friend in need”

The Princess smiled but there was a look in her eye that he recognized, she was concerned for him.“Please rise Prince Roman”

The Prince did so gratefully. He rose slowly so as not to disturb his wounds anymore than he had to but he barley managed to hide a wince when he felt his tattered tunic cling to burned skin, he wasn’t even aware he had gotten burns on his stomach! Ignoring the pain he tried to refocus on what the Princess was saying. He missed some of her words due to the white noise ringing in his ear but he managed to catch the very last snippet.

“You have vanquished the beast and brought back majority of my men, would you care to join them in the healing ward?”

The thought of dealing with a handsy physician was enough to send a shiver down his spine, though he managed not to show it too much. He had his image to uphold after all.

“I’m afraid I will not be able to do so, I must speak with my Prominent of important information regarding my Host”, not exactly a lie, they did have a video to plan.

The Princess looked at him skeptically. “Are you certain?”

“Of course, my wounds are merely superficial, but I do know good hospitality and I thank you Princess”, Roman gave a half bow and even with his head down, he could practically feel her now steely gaze on him. She was starting to get mad at him for continuing the regalities when injured but of course he wasn’t going to stay longer and risk his friend’s good natured wrath. Hmm, maybe a peace offering would ensure he’s not dragged of to the next med ward?

“Another thing”, smirked the Prince as he stood straight again. He reached into his pocket and picked something out of it and held it up, “a gift for you my dear friend, the scale of the beast that dared tread on our lands”

The scale was the size of the Royal’s palm and though black, reflected the afternoon light creating a rainbow on the surface.

The Princess stepped down from her throne to accept the gift. However the second she touched the scale, she subtly pulled Roman forward and whispered into his ear. “You'd better get those wounds fixed up mister or I’ll find and drag you to a physician myself, understood?”, she pulled back and smiled, keeping up the act.

The Prince gave a strained smiled back, nodding subtly as he knew she’d do good on her threat.

With the scale now in Princess Valerie’s possession, Roman gave another small bow as he snapped his fingers and teleported to the mindscape.

—–

He stumbled a bit having gotten dizzy from teleporting at that distance. Looking around he realized he was in the kitchen, frowning he walked into the commons to find the others and Blue there aswell. Before he cold question it, a Patton with a first aid kit had pulled him onto the couch, stripped him of his torn tunic top and was applying a disinfectant to his wounds.

“Hey-Ow! Easy Pat, ouch!”

“Sorry kiddo, but these are burns”

Roman grit his teeth and hissed as the disinfectant was brushed into an open cut. “How did you-”

“Blue told me you were hurt”

The Royal turned to glare at the traitorous little blue puff on a certain Emo’s lap but Blue’s deadpanned expression could probably rival Virgil’s himself.

“Evil little bird”

Blue laughed.

—–

“…ey-hey Roman, don’t fall asleep on me yet buddy”

“Mnh?”

“Keep those pretty peepers of yours open Princey”

“Nghh”

“There we go, can you stay up a bit longer?”

Blinking back into coherencey, Roman found himself sitting up on the couch with his entire chest and arms wrapped up in bandages.

“You good there champ?”

The Prince nodded numbly.

“You had a few second degree burns, seems the cleaning for those got a bit too intense for you, sorry”, winced the Fatherly trait.

“ 'ts fine-”

“You can go to sleep as soon as I male sure you don’t have a concussion ok? I should have checked that first but those burns looked like they were aiming for your lungs-”

“He alive Dad?”

The Royal turned to see a skittish looking Virgil appear from out the kitchen. Their eyes locked.

“Dude, your eyes rolled back and you just went limp like a rag doll, what the fu-”

“Virgil!” Reprimanded Patton, lightly.

“What the hel-”

“Ehem”

Virgil threw up his arms. “Ok, what the heck?! Geez!”

The fanciful personality couldn’t help it, he started laughing, only to end up in a painful coughing fit.

“Don’t die on that couch Princey, it’s my favorite”

Roman smirked, “ don’t worry, I won’t”, he rasped.

“You better not”, everyone turned to see Logic walk in,“though that would be impossible given we’re only parts of a whole”

“Logan, your back! Did you get it?!”

“Yes Patton, I’ve acquired the tea for Roman”

“Th’ wha?”, questioned said personality.

Surprisingly, it was Virgil who explained it to the lost Prince.

“Dad sent Logic to get some tea for you after you fainted”

This time the Prince gave a nod of understanding.

“What hit you anyway? Did the Dragon win?”

“How dare you!” Grit Roman, “I’m offended that you’d think I’d lose to a Dra-”, his sentence easily broke down into another coughing fit.

“Easy, I was joking-”, the darker trait tried to soothe his opposite but before he could, Roman was pulling something out of his pocket.

“Here, this one’s for you, it’s edgy enough”

Virgil gaped wide eyed at what was placed in his hand, a sharp obsidian tooth that was bigger than his thumb.

“Is this what I think it is?”

“Yes, I removed it from the Dragon myself”

“Imposible, there is no such thing as-” Logan was cut off by Roman jutting his hands out and dropping things in his hand.

“Don’t fret, I have a Scale and a tooth there for you to science nerd”

“And I got a scale for you too Padre, of you hold it to the light it makes a rainbow”

“Aww, shucks, thanks kiddo”, the father figure happily took the scale, “now, you don’t have a concussion so lie down while I go find a place to put this ok? And the next time you do something so reckless, I’ll drag you out of your Kingdom myself, got it?”

Roman gave a shaky nod at the Father’s sudden stern voice. Patton gave him a “smile” in return. With that the Parental turned and teleported, so did Logan, though the Teacher was mumbling something about his microscope.

Virgil on the other had was still gaping at the scale.

“You actually killed a fucking Dragon”

Roman smirked as he carefully laid down, “I told you so”—-AN:// aaaay sorry it’s been a bit, there’s a few storms going around so power is on and off rn :(

Tag list: @thuriweaver @randomslasher @cefmua56 @tinysidestrashcaptain @justanotherpurplebutterfly @anxietyandlogic @pantasticpanini @trashsinsunrelenting @pretty-mr-sanders @princeyandanxiety @prinxietyhell @remmythepegasis @k9cat @velocifoxy

Tell me if you want to be added or removed.

242 notes · View notes

howellrichard · 6 years

Text

CBD Oil: Everything You Need to Know

Hiya Gorgeous!

Is it just me, or did CBD oil (cannabidiol oil) totally explode over the last year? I see new articles practically every day about its miraculous benefits, including claims that it may even provide hope for patients who have exhausted their conventional treatment options. People are using it for everything from anxiety and seizure disorders to psoriasis and pain management. I’ve gotta say—I’m just blown away by the exciting possibilities that CBD oil has to offer.

Since this is such a hot topic (and I have a feeling that you’re just as curious about it as I am!), I asked our Crazy Sexy Nutrition Director, Jen Reilly, to dig into it and give us the 411. Keep in mind that research is currently underway and findings are still emerging. But you know us—we’ll be keeping our eyes peeled for new info and sharing updates with you as soon as we get ‘em.

The good news is, there’s already a ton of fascinating and helpful information out there about CBD oil—and that’s exactly what we’re about to dive into.

Take it away, Jen!

CBD Oil: Everything You Need to Know

by Crazy Sexy Nutrition Director Jen Reilly, RD

Thanks, Kris! Nothing gets me more excited than the possibility of simple supplemental solutions to common health issues, so I’ve been closely following the CBD oil news for a while now. Among my nutrition patients, I’ve seen CBD oil help with anxiety and psoriasis when nothing else seemed to work. One patient has even been able to reduce her anxiety meds by half! The internet is also full of anecdotal evidence pointing to the potential benefits of CBD oil—including everything from pain management and nausea relief during chemotherapy to freedom from colitis and other inflammatory digestive disorders.

As Kris pointed out, human scientific research is still in the very early phases. This is especially relevant when it comes to determining a safe and effective dosage of CBD oil, as well as understanding the possible side effects. I’m not saying that you shouldn’t get excited about its potential benefits (Kris and I sure are!), but I urge you to take caution and work with an integrative doc if you’re thinking about taking it—just like you should with any medication or supplement!

But first, what is CBD oil?

CBD oil is a naturally occurring chemical compound typically processed from the hemp plant (though it’s also found in marijuana—more on that later!). It can be taken orally—under the tongue, in food and drinks, or inhaled with a vape pen. It can also be applied topically as a salve or cream.

So, what’s the difference between CBD and THC?

Hemp and marijuana both come from the Cannabis sativa plant family, and the key difference between the two is their THC content. THC, like CBD, is a naturally occurring chemical compound found in Cannabis sativa plants. Marijuana has a high percentage of THC, which is psychoactive and well-known for the “high” it produces. Hemp, on the other hand, has a low THC percentage (0.3% or less). So, CBD extracted from hemp (and with no added components) has no psychoactive effect.

Both medical marijuana and CBD oil may be prescribed to treat certain health conditions. But, medical marijuana is still marijuana—it has a high THC content and is only legal in certain states. CBD oil, however, should be legal to consume and distribute in the United States as long as it comes from hemp. That said, many laws are still new or unclear, so research your state’s regulations to be sure. Here’s a list of states that have specific laws regarding CBD oil.

Ok, but what is CBD oil used for?

Time to dive into the good stuff!

Now, to effectively explain the potential benefits of CBD oil, I’ve gotta introduce you to the endocannabinoid system (ECS). The ECS regulates and balances many functions of the body. But, when it gets out of whack because of stress, poor diet or too many free radicals (think: exposure to toxins), you may experience some nasty symptoms—I’m talkin’ increased anxiety, an upset digestive system, inflammation, a weakened immune system and increased sensitivity to pain. Ouch!

Under normal circumstances, we produce our own endocannabinoids that bind to our ECS receptors and keep our bodies in balance. But, when stress or inflammation ensue, endocannabinoid production decreases. And that’s where the star of our story comes in to save the day! CBD oil can stimulate the ECS receptors, which supplements a naturally occuring system and helps your body find proper balance again. Pretty cool, huh?

As I explained above, research about the benefits of CBD oil is ongoing, but anecdotal reports (both from individuals experimenting on their own and doctors who prescribe CBD oil) show lots of promise.

Here are some of the benefits and uses we’re aware of so far:

Epilepsy

An estimated 30% of people with epilepsy are resistant to conventional pharmaceutical treatments. But, the anticonvulsant properties of CBD oil provide new hope for relief. The cannabinoids act on receptors in the brain to alter brain chemistry and reduce seizure activity. Plus, CBD oil also happens to be free of the serious negative effects that come along with many traditional anticonvulsant medications.

There are plenty of anecdotal accounts of people using CBD oil to treat epilepsy, but one in particular is particularly incredible—and touching. Charlotte Figi was having 50 seizures a day, some lasting for 2-4 hours. She couldn’t walk or swallow, and she wasn’t responding to conventional medications. At just age 5, she was suffering and her body continues to decline. But, when her mom started giving her CBD oil (with very low THC) under her tongue, the seizures stopped almost immediately. Now they only occur 2-3 times a month, mostly in her sleep. By age 6, Charlotte was walking again, riding her bicycle, feeding herself and talking. She continues to thrive and be an example of the power of CBD oil. You can read more about her touching story here.

Intestinal Inflammation

Inflammatory digestive issues are no fun—and many conventional “treatments” do nothing more than put a temporary band-aid on the symptoms (rather than address the root of the issue). CBD oil, however, may be able to prevent inflammation in the first place! By activating certain ECS receptors connected to intestinal health, it appears to increase movement in the digestive tract and balance stomach acid in a way that can help normalize digestion, prevent constipation and reduce nausea and vomiting. Larger human studies are in the works to test effectiveness and dosage so docs can better prescribe CBD oil for their patients with inflammatory bowel diseases.

Anxiety and Depression

While not completely understood yet, CBD oil is thought to stimulate ECS serotonin receptors in a way that can positively increase serotonin levels and improve mental health. Many folks taking it—for anxiety or depression specifically, or relief from something else—report feeling an increased sense of calm, less irritability, renewed interest in favorite activities and an elevated mood. In 2011, one small human study (24 people) showed that people with anxiety who took CBD oil felt less nervous about public speaking.

In addition to its ability to mitigate anxiety and depression, CBD oil can also help reduce delusions and hallucinations associated with schizophrenia. Plus, it has far fewer possible negative side effects than the medications often prescribed for these conditions.

Pain

CBD oil may help reduce chronic pain by impacting ECS receptor activity, reducing inflammation and interacting with neurotransmitters. It also appears to block the absorption of anandamide (a pain regulator), thereby reducing pain sensitivity.

As you know, conventional pain medications come with a laundry list of side effects, and some can be addictive. Because CBD oil doesn’t have the same caveats, doctors are feeling more and more comfortable recommending it to patients with chronic pain. For further reading, check out Dr. Eva Shelhub’s article on hemp oil for pain management here.

Chemotherapy Side Effects

While the research is very limited and mostly includes animal** and test-tube studies, there are several accounts of patients using CBD oil to reduce chemotherapy side effects. People have reported relief from nausea, vomiting and even neuropathic pain. There are also accounts of CBD oil boosting appetite and preventing weight loss, as well as promoting emotional well-being.

One area of concern for researchers is that the receptors CBD oil inhibits to prevent nausea and vomiting may be important for other brain functionality. For now, the side effects appear to be minimal, but more sophisticated human research is needed (study). As always, work with your doc—and for further information on how CBD oil can help relieve the side effects of chemotherapy, check out this article.

Acne and Psoriasis

Did you know that there are even ECS receptors in your skin (they’re everywhere!)? Well, it turns out that when CBD oil is applied topically, it stops the quick cell turnover responsible for both acne and psoriatic flare-ups. That combined with CBD’s anti-inflammatory properties make it a promising treatment for both acne and psoriasis. Check in with your doc to determine how much CBD oil and which application method you should use for acne or psoriasis.

There are a lot of exciting uses for CBD oil in the skin care realm. Many companies are starting to use it in their products to combat acne, calm inflammation (think: puffiness, redness, etc.) and more. Stay tuned for an in-depth exploration of this topic by our fabulous Beauty Editor, Danielle Shine!

CBD oil is everywhere, but do you really know what it’s all about? Here’s everything you need to know about the latest health craze!

How much CBD oil should I take?

While many integrative doctors are recommending CBD oil to their patients and seeing results, clear dosage guidelines haven’t been set by the medical community. Dr. Robert Rountree, a CBD oil pioneer and expert, recommends 10 milligrams a day for treating anxiety and pain—but your dosage will vary based on what you’re treating. Your doc can help you determine which dosage and form is best for you.

Where can I buy CBD oil and what kind should I get?

Because of the murky laws around growing Cannabis sativa in several states, some companies are producing CBD oil in a lab so they can make a profit without breaking any laws. Integrative docs discourage using these synthetic preparations because they often contain toxins, come with a list of possible side effects like agitation and rapid heartbeat, and are less potent than the naturally cultivated varieties.

Because the CBD oil industry is unregulated and full of companies trying to get a piece of the pie, it’s important to look for pure, high-quality sources that are pharmacist-formulated, third-party tested and have a trusted purity verification (check the labels for all those buzz words!). Examples of trusted brands include Green Roads, Sisters of the Valley and Charlotte’s Web.

What are the side effects of CBD oil?

There are few known side effects of CBD oil to date. One study** lists tiredness, diarrhea, and changes in weight and appetite as possible side effects, so keep those in mind and adjust dosage with your doc if you’re experiencing any uncomfortable reactions. Also, it’s important to note that certain medications may interact with CBD oil, including heart medications, antibiotics and allergy meds—all the more reason to work with a professional as you move forward!

The CBD oil industry is booming and more research comes out every day. But, what we know now is that this simple, naturally occurring remedy has the potential to help many people find relief from an array of health challenges—and that’s incredibly exciting. I hope to see CBD oil become a mainstream treatment in the near future. Until then, I encourage you to do your research, work with your doctor and check back in on this post for new info!

Choose calm over overwhelm, even when you’re wildly busy. Get your free meditation track:

Wow! Thank you, Jen. That was super helpful and informative.

I’m a firm believer in the power of diet and lifestyle practices to keep us healthy and even manage serious health challenges (in conjunction with conventional treatment). But, sometimes we need a little extra help—and there’s nothing wrong with that. The promise that CBD oil shows to bring relief and answers fills me with so much hope, and I can’t wait to see what it has in store for us.

I hope you’ll bookmark this post so you can refer back to it—we’ll keep it updated as more research emerges!

Your turn: Have you tried CBD oil? If so, we’d love to know about your experience! Or if you haven’t tried it, are you interested in learning more about it?

Peace and radical remedies,

The post CBD Oil: Everything You Need to Know appeared first on KrisCarr.com.

0 notes