my favorite part about meeting new people is when i inevitably get to tell them the story of this fucked up christian summer camp i was forced to go to where one of the nights they woke us up and made us go on this… scavenger hunt? except also they had hired people to chase us down and also i don’t even know what we were scavenging for because i was too busy army crawling under thorn bushes and swimming through a fucking river in the dead of night to get away from the christian hitmen to pay attention to the actual objective of the game