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threadsun · 1 year

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Reviews:

"buddy this is the rape and incest blog" - Fishie | 10000/10000 stars

"Sun’s blog made me worse than I ever was. Will do it again and highly reccomened!! Will offer my enemy’s dad to Sun" - James Sunderland’s number one fan | 10000000/10000 stars

"is good very wild sex. found names for kinks I thought i made up." - Sleepy | Sexy/10 stars

"Came to this blog not giving a second thought to Barry and was converted into a Unironic Barry-Fker in a matter of days. A highly recommended experience!" - 🎃 (Barry) | Barry/10 stars

"Jack and Jean came to life and then they broken into my house and murdered my whole family and killed my boyfriend. Everything hurts. At least the sex is great." - Joe Mama | 10/10 stars

"My lawyers say I'm not legally allowed to review this blog" - Tenoutoften | ??/10 stars

"Where am I? How did Jean get my private information? Why are there so many dildos?" -Cassie | Scared/10 stars

"Jack please stop getting ideas from this blog. No we are not gonna have another baby. Jack. JACK!!!" -{REDACTED} | ??/10 stars

“I’m their lawyer. Big fan of the Dear Director AU” - Sun's Lawyer | 69/10 stars

"I came for the froyo, Barry came in the froyo. 110% recommend, I am sucking Sun off under the counter as we speak." - 🧸 | 11/10 stars

"sun confirmed BEST big brother always fucks its little sisters so nice" - Sun's Favourite Little Sister | 10/10 stars

"What do you mean my @$$ LOST to him again!?!??! Who is writing this?!?!? I’m gonna come to your house whoever you are!! Y’er here me!!!!! YOUR @$$ IS a grass aye!!!" - (the letters are scratched, but it seems to say Alan) | ??/10 stars

"Okay seriously I cant see anything where am I? I cant move!" -Cassie | Blindfolded?/10 stars

"Have you seen my wife? Her name is Mary. What? What do you mean this isn’t S—" -Name Unkown | ??/10 stars

"the dildos are moviAAAH~ OH MY GOODNESS" -Cassie | FeelsGood/10

"I’m writing this review in an Applebees enjoying endless boneless wing night. After reading some of Sun’s exquisite stories, I can confidently say that I myself am no longer boneless and in fact have a MASSIVE BO-" This comment has been confiscated by the FBI for further review. | 10/10 stars

"I hear Jean Jean PLEASE let me go I- MMMMPH" -Cassie | Gagged/10 stars

#sunshine #these are all real reviews from the dead dove server btw

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