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Zodiac Signs Spending Halloween with EXO. . .

Anonymous said: Heey this is kinda weird, but I'm wondering if our could do a zodiac sign and EXO interaction on Halloween (my favorite holiday) I'm an aries, so could you make that one funny? Thanks hun, best blog around town 😘 -aries anon

A/N awww thank you. I had fun with this. I had a little help with who would be compatible with who after looking up their signs. Hope you like Anonie!

Kai Eonni~

♈ Aries: You would be walking down the dark street with Sehun and Lay holding an apple in your hand. "That bitch had the audacity to give me an apple. IMMA THROW IT AT HER FUCKING HOUSE. TEACH HER TO GIVE ME A GOD DAMN APPLE." You and Sehun would silently agree on taking a u-turn to head back to her house while Lay got ready to call Mama Suho to rein you animals in.

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♉ Taurus: You we're sitting on the couch eating the candy you were supposed to be handing out with D.O. when you caught him beginning to unwrap the last Reese's. "Can I have your Reese's cups? I'll trade anything." D.O. gives you a death glare. "Those... Those are my life..." You speak softly.

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♊ Gemini: "Let's make one more round. We'll get double the candy, and it's not like they're gunna call the cops on us." You would say to Suho who sent you a stern look while going to answer his phone call from a panicking Lay.

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♋ Cancer: You would be handing out candy with Kris. Picking up the slack of D.O. and Taurus who refuse. Afterwards you two would snuggle and watch movies while eating the candy you bought earlier.

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♌ Leo: You and Xiumin are out partying against Mama Suho's wishes, from the earlier conversation where you and Xiumin were like, "Fuck trick-or-treating, that shits for babies." That language really upset Mama Suho, however he couldn't babysit you two because he had to keep an eye on Gemini so Gemini wouldn't dump the all the candy in the candy bowls into her bag. And that's how you and Xiumin ended up drunk that night.

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♍ Virgo: You and Kai were the responsible ones, making sure everyone had what they needed before heading out trick-or-treating. However you guys fucked up somewhere along the night when Mama Suho had asked you guys to watch Leo and Xiumin so they wouldn't sneak out. You guys were doing good for like a good half hour when you got a call from a hysterical Lay babbling about Aries and Sehun apple-ing a house. Kai let you deal with that while he made sure that Kris and Cancer we're actually handing out candy and not just watching T.V. that's when the two little assholes Xiumin and Leo snuck out. That's when you and Kai knew you had done fucked up.

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♎ Libra: You'd be a indecisive mess, and would have called Chanyeol to help you out. "It's too cold out, I would need to wear my coat over my costume... But then no one would see it... I could always just Instagram it and then relax here... Or go out... Or..." Chanyeol would roll his eyes. "Lemme guess, or stay here?" This would go on for a good half hour until Virgo forced you and Chanyeol out of the house.

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♏ Scorpio: You'd be fucking with Tao's head all night. "I poisoned your drink..." You'd whisper in Tao's ear as he went to take a sip. Tao would give that 'bitch what?' face. You'd laugh. "Just kidding, just kidding why would I tell you that? I wouldn't." Tao would roll his eyes and resume taking a sip when you couldn't resist yourself and leaned in close to his ear again and whisper. "Or would I?" By the end of the night Tao would be done with your shit.

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♐ Sagittarius: Lmao, you and Chen would be little shits that would scare the life and soul out of the kids. Eventually you guys would get caught and police would bring you home to an angry Mama Suho in his silk robe tapping his foot at 3 a.m.

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♑ Capricorn: You would be lounging on the couch, having joined Kris and Cancer watching a movie. However Luhan has been begging you to join him for trick-or-treating. "Seems like a lot of work for candy I don't even need when I got some right here." You speak motioning to the bowl of candy between you and Cancer. "How about you do it, and I'll take half." You say to Luhan when he begs you for the 100th time that night.

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♒ Aquarius: You would have ran into Aries and Sehun on your round of trick-or-treating. "What's up?" Sehun would ask giving you a smirk. "Really hoping someone fucks up and gives me one of those liquor chocolates this year..."

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♓Pisces: You would have come back from trick-or-treating with Baekhyun. You guys had gotten a big bag of candy corn. "We got everyone some candy cooooooornnn~!" You would cheer holding up for everyone to see. "We know it's gross, but, hey, it's festive." Baekhyun would shrug with an equally big smile like your own while everyone else looks either disgusted or offended, while Sehun scoffs and Suho gives you two a genuine smile, because even though the candy tastes like shit, he's proud to have raised you guys well enough to think of others.

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