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#the way he literally went at the end 'so we all agreed THAT CARRA IS RIGHT'
zingaplanet · 1 month
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Rite. Let me get this right. So Carra basically got a bashing from a manager for a critical analysis he did, and Gary brought this topic up to Stick to Football to allow him to defend himself??? AND THEN basically making a statement that every single pundit on the panel agreed with him??? AND IT'S MANCHESTER UNITED??
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dialux · 6 years
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Hendo was subbed off at 109′ and Mandzukic made his goal at 112′ so not saying that this was the reason we lost BUT that’s totally what I’m saying
Evidence for the latent Hendo/Wellbz that y’all have been sleeping on??? chop chop come on now
Danny was present for the group stages but I’m not sure if he was around for the rest of the WC; let’s SAY THAT HE WAS FOR FIC REASONS
Someone once told me when I was fourteen that I couldn’t resist bieber satire and I’ve since spent my entire life proving them right, what can I say
Though apparently Harry Kane is a Belieber
I stan one man
Vardy and the pool...... bc...... he can’t..... get any lower...........
Whoever said I don’t pay my debts? RUSSIA IS BLUE IT IS KNOWN FROM HERE TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH
The team’s flight to St. Petersburg was supposed to be the next day, but I can’t get confirmation of it either way so.... just go with it.
Hendo and Trent are... ridiculously cute.
Hendo did get a yellow against Sevilla in the CL in May; idk if Carra was commenting on that match but he does have a habit of picking on Hendo on the whole
Steven Gerrard did in fact say, of the 2013-2014 season, “the past three months have been the worst of my life.” Which was kind of maybe what spawned this entire fic?
Idk it was supposed to have Jesse Lingard as the person going back in time but then I did a little more research and went.... nvm.... i need someone who’s... a little smarter....... and went straight for hendo bc C H R I S T there’s enough angst there to drown an elephant yeahhhhh
In 2015-16, Liverpool ended eighth in the league. I couldn’t find the table for March, but- well, research is overrated anyways
Hendo is mostly deployed as a defensive midfielder in lfc according to wikipedia... and tumblr seems to agree in general that he’s a defensive player, more than attacking. So. That’s that.
He dislocates his knee when he lands badly- it’s very painful, rare, and also can and will make you lose consciousness from the pain. I chose this particular problem really well!
“Jordan walks on” is this a reference to YNWA???????????
Hendo debuted at Sunderland in a match against Chelsea- he came on as a substitute at halftime, when they were 3-nil down. They eventually lost, 5-0. 
This is the same time that Danny was on loan from United
Gerrard wore the eight at Liverpool. Now Jordan wears the 8. PARALLELS.
Skin always tastes bitter after bandaging, because of the substances manufacturers put into the sticky part so it actually sticks to the skin.
When Hendo signed for Liverpool, his first match for them was against Sunderland away. Sunderland fans apparently clapped for him when he came on.
Pickford isn’t ‘Jordan’ bc it’d be too confusing I’M SORRY PICKS 
also he was wearing yellow, I literally rewatched the highlights just for that info.........
Far as I can tell, none of the English players did an official post-match press conference; it was Gareth Southgate alone who did his after Perisic. But clearly this’d be different if they won.
There’s a lot of good things I can say about the team but I think the best is possibly the trio of Jordan Henderson, Danny Welbeck and Trent Alexander-Arnold. 
Anyways Dele has said he’d “actually like” to get into acting. NERDDDDD
I... think it was Buffon who said that he got like six hours of sleep before the semifinal and only two before the final? He was talking about how Italy acted during the 2006 WC; they all felt like they’d already won, when they beat Germany. That doesn’t really matter to anything but LIKE HEY I’m pretty sure England wouldn’t hesitate to get drunk as fuck all if they’d actually won that semi, just saying.
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