top 5 ways for chrysijacks to murder each other in any au!! what are funny chrysijacks moments they had growing up in modern childhood friends au....any embarrassing jacks stories chrysi teases jacks about? any new chrysijacks songs u are thinking about lots?🥺🥺

gotta go for the obvious for this one: chrysi tearing out jacks’s heart in front of his eyes <333 how’s that prince of hearts title working out for you now???

literally driving him to insanity until he drowns himself in a misguided attempt to feel loved by chrysi

got a little too over-exuberant while making out and chrysi tore jacks’s throat out with her teeth <3 it’s okay, his girl can do whatever she wants, i guess….

jacks being possessed & sobbing and crying while trying to stab chrysi. he’s trying to kill her but he’s sososo bad at it and it’s not even him trying to do it… that’s embarrassing….

pit of spikes!!! under the stairs!!!!!!!! chrysi has set up hidden traps all over the house for jacks to stumble into. kinda like the winchester manor…..

the whole “jacks gave half the school mono” thing has been something i’ve been rlly fixated on. it’s so dumb and also, like, an actual epidemic. it ruins all of jacks’s dating options throughout high school. only aurora and chrysi are still into him after that, which…. they should reconsider. also castor got mono at the exact same time as jacks & chrysi’s very suspicious. now what made it so two besties caught the kissing disease at the same time 🤔 ((the actual answer is jst that they shared a water bottle, but it’s way less funny than chrysi’s assumption))

i also like the whole “broke his arm and got caught by the cops” thing frm the mbav au, but i’ve also gone over that before…….. i’m BLANKING on situations that r funny… besides, like, glee au stuff 💀

eros recently showed me jet black hearts // abigail barlow, so. peak chrysijacksness right there.. hot mess // cobra starship has been playing a lot while i write chrysijacks fics, so tragically that as well. wicked fate // m2u because OBVI. <maybe> it’s my fault // willow, lipstick // willow, cherry blossom // m2u, kaicy………….. yeah!!!