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The Masked Singer: S9 E4 Commentary

A new preliminary round with new celebrities begins tonight. (The California Roll 🍱 is automatically in the next round and since Medusa 🐍 was saved by the judges, she’ll get a chance to compete against any other saves from these preliminary rounds.)

As always, I post these before seeing any unmaskings, so don’t take these as spoilers. I am watching on a delay.

Gargoyle 🦇 👹: Had ambitions from a young age, connected to Los Angeles. Man in “World’s Greatest Dad” shirt with a video game controller 🎮. Might be close to his dad? A bottle of hot sauce and a taco shell. Has this person possibly appeared on Dancing with the Stars? (Former DWTS host Tom Bergeron appeared on here a few seasons ago as Taco 🌮.) One of the Men in Black is wearing a blonde wig with braids (like a Rapunzel, perhaps?). We also see a “Masked Express Charge Card” with dollar bill signs on it. My initial gut instinct is telling me that this is Romeo (also known by his full name Romeo Miller). He’s not exactly known for being a singer, but more for being a rapper and actor. But…Romeo’s dad and mentor is Master P. Both have appeared on DWTS. Both have also been involved in business ventures. I’m sticking with my guess of Romeo. Romeo also played college basketball at USC, but was let go from the team before his junior season.

Wolf 🐺: A picture of Andy García in a heart frame, a picture of Nick Cannon (with the word “HERO” written on it), and they’re playing a saxophone. Laying on a leopard skin rug. (Seal was Leopard 🐆 in a previous season, so maybe they’ve worked with Seal?) A clock face with no hands and the 6 and 12 indicated. Looks like they’re drinking a mimosa? A model of a ship with red sails. Holding a video cassette with “The Wolf” labeled on it. A picture of Lady Gaga, Jay-Z, and Andy Samberg. He also called himself a “Ladies’ Man”. “Ladies’ Man” makes me think of Tim Meadows, who had a character by that name on SNL. But that voice ain’t Tim Meadows whatsoever. I could hear within two notes that it’s Michael Fucking Bolton. That voice is unmistakable. (FYI: I added the “fucking” to the guess myself, obviously.) Michael Bolton seems like the kind who’d have enough of a sense of humor to do The Masked Singer anyway, so welcome to The Masked Singer, Michael! The “Timberlake” clue goes with the Andy Samberg reference: Michael Bolton and Justin Timberlake have both worked with Andy Samberg and his group The Lonely Island. Both also had their collaborations with The Lonely Island go viral: Timberlake with “Dick in a Box” and Bolton with “Jack Sparrow”.

Squirrel 🐿️: Was a figure skater with dreams of being a child psychologist. Came to Hollywood, worked as a model. I think I see a plate of Swedish meatballs, so she might be from Sweden or is of Swedish descent, possibly? Or was in the movie Meatballs? Did some teen acne commercials and sitcoms as well as made out with Tom Cruise. A cutout of a castle that may have looked Disney-ish. My mind keeps going to Tiffani Thiessen, but…I don’t know. Maybe Squirrel was in a Mission: Impossible movie? The bonus clue indicates “Hero Time”. Given some of the clues, I think this might be Katie Holmes, who was married to Tom Cruise and worked as a model before becoming an actress. But Uma Thurman would be a pretty cool reveal, too.

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