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me on my quest not to rag on francis ford coppola and get pelted in the face/put in the stocks for it part 8348329239: captain's log it's not going well

#i mean dracula is too camp to function (affectionate) and too invested in winona's breasts to story tell (derogatory)#the godfather trilogy is: daddy issues the saga #the outsiders is what happened in my brain when i (age 8) cut out magazine photos of girls to act out my favourite novels irl #(as in the acting is on par with paper cutouts) (or rather the editing is because if i'm being objective some of the performances kill)#so what's left?#peggy sue got married?#nick cage had the most hair in it i'll give it that #francis ford coppola

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