Astor has appeared! What to do?
Woohoo
Hold hands
Ask to leave
Do "it"
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Today is officially International Being You Day; National Craft Distillery Day; World Paloma Day; National Solitaire Day; National Vanilla Pudding Day; National Buy A Musical Instrument Day; and National Maritime Day!
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"I might have dropped one of the egg bois from the balcony..." It was on purpose but now he doesn't want Pen to find out.
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"Angel you think I'm dumb?"
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Astor tilted his head to look at the imp, testing to see if his had worn off. A day in love with Gritt wouldn't kill either of them but he didn't feel anything new for the other. "Hmm...well, I'm not feeling in love with you so, I guess mine did too?" He muttered then eyed the other for a moment, recalling that one if his shadows had mentioned imps are warm. Gritt specifically but he assumed that went for all imps.
"Can I pick you up and use you as a heat lamp for a bit?" He was too cold to wait for the other to respond and scooped up the other, hugging him close to his chest while resting his chin between his horns. "I've never been cold before, erm well, I have never felt the cold before. I am always cold." He explained as he hummed against the heat of the tiny body.
@hannah-the-small
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//In which habits Astor has picked up from others come in handy.
If drinking to forget the evening doesn't work well, you can always screw it out of your system and if the guy has an ability close enough to the overlord on your mind well, you can't not fuck him
Astor: Did you say electric eel? Well didn't you become a lot more interesting~
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"I'll never understand the appeal of a musician. Who wants a man that disappears for days on end with a bunch of people, throwing themselves at them all day and night?"
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If it weren't for Chungus needing to be fed....he probably wouldn't have gotten up today
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"Is it cheating if you sleep with the living version of the dead guy you're sleeping with? Asking for a friend."
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"I need you to stop crying it's only round one."
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"I ate your kidney."
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He heard you talking shit Cinni. You can't hide your nonsense from the shadows.
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"I think we need to get you some stilts or take me out at the knees." He chuckled as he returned the kiss. "Though i don't mind picking you up."
@kiss-thiss-niss
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"If you can't handle me at my organs for breakfast you don't deserve me at my date night blood shed."
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"Happy Krampus Night! Hope you like getting flogged!"
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"Who even likes pasta? It's just boiled dough. Might as well put bread in a cup, tastes the same."
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