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#the clones eventually show up as the Fett/Mereel extended family
padawansuggest · 2 years
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My least used but most fave modern AU job for Obi-Wan is literally just making him a monk, have him helping run an orphanage, okay, that’s the funniest shit ever. Imagine walking down an alley where you’re about to get mugged when this strawberry blonde pretty boy comes out a shadow and kicks their ass for you and then offers his most sincere apologies that he couldn’t be faster in a crisp prissy bitch accent and you’re all ‘lmao I thought vigilantes were only in comic books’ and he’s all ‘lol I’m not a vigilante I’m a monk/run an orphanage’ and that’s when you finally realize that religion isn’t ENTIRELY evil and also maybe you can vibe with them and so you ask what religion they serve and they’re all ‘oh, I just believe that we all turn into energy after we die and also that energy is in all the universe and that’s like, what we serve’ and you realize it’s just science with extra steps and also he’s inviting you around to the orphanage this weekend to meet the kiddos if you wanna cause even if you don’t wanna adopt they always accept people hanging out with the kids and tbh this shit’s wild af of COURSE you wanna see the monks in their natural habitat that’s gonna be priceless you can tell.
Anyways. Anakin is the one that actually leaves to do something other than running the orphanage but it’s actually to work on new age high tech prosthetics and it’s like a million dollar company but like most of them he lives like a monk still and his gf is rich so he just keeps finding charities to donate to so one time you (having become friends with these idiots) go out to lunch with them and he pulls out his wallet and he’s all ‘lmao I got no money can someone pay for my food I’ll PayPal you after’ and so you do cause lol it’s a 15$ meal why not (ignoring the fact that Obi-Wan is also standing there not a penny to his name but somehow having convinced a cute man to pay for him wtf that whore) and later on you get a notification on PayPal that you just got 100$… from Anakin… bruh do you know how much a burrito costs???? Wild af.
Anyways. I just think they would be absolutely hilarious if they were still monks in modern AU.
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thesummerstorms · 6 years
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So I really, really love Dar/Etain inheriting a Nar Shaddaa safehouse from Mereel and getting the fuck out of Kal’s abusive mopeville hut Kyrimorut
but at the same time the thing I really, really love about Mandalorians is their extended family network and the way their clans are close knit to the point where “no child is ever an orphan”, etc, etc. Just generally, that extended family in your daily life supporting you thing. And even if they make new networks and contacts, I don’t want them to be isolated from their family forever.
In the old RP group we never did decide if there was ever a reunification of the clan after it splinters in Kal’s hands, but even if there isn’t I’ve been brainstorming different reasons for Omega + a few others to end up on Nar Shaddaa because I’m weak
(also, for those actively looking for an out, it actually becomes much easier for them once Etain and Dar are out and have a safe, secure, and secret foothold to regroup at somewhere else. so thanks to Mereel’s hypothetical corpse, I guess?)
anyway, some characters/reasoning beneath the cut, and if anyone has suggestions as to improving characterization, I’m always open. these are not my specialty characters. you know who my specialty characters are.
So starting off with the easiest: 
Niner
Now don’t get me wrong, I feel like Niner, whose big key drives are loyalty and duty, is going to have an extremely difficult time leaving Kal behind. He might even be last. But I think his relationship with Dar post-IC (having basically held him together through a major break down) might be a factor, plus Atin and Vau, and other things, but that’s a separate post
Niner is probably the easiest for me to see ending up on Nar Shaddaa simply because he already has family there. We don’t really see him end up with specific plans for his life and he’s not firmly attached to anyone besides his brothers- but he wants to be where his brothers are.
And again, I kind of feel he has a special relationship with Dar post IC? He’d want to be with all his brothers if possible (and I’m about to come up with reasons for them to be there too), but I don’t think settling down in Dar’s spare room “as a stop gap” when he finally breaks down and follows the rest of Omega out is out of character. Then getting used to being in Kad and Dar’s lives again, being relied on. He may or may not stay in that extra room, but even if he isn’t I think he’d be near by? And tbh to me as someone ace the idea of being with someone closeknit platonically is really appealing though I don’t have that relationship with my own brothers.
Plus, he’s one I’d really like to see plugged into a larger Mandalorian framework, and since Manda’yaim is not an option, seeing him become a linchpin in the underlying structure of the Mandalorian sector would be really satisfying. Nar Shaddaa might be a chaotic mess, but I’d like to see him integrating into the wheels that keep the Mandos going, of his own volition this time, and finding a purpose he chose in it.
Jilka/Ruu/Corr
Okay, so I had a little too much fun with this one and I honestly think they might be part timers, but... listen, Jilka has the chops to hack all sorts of financial networks. Her girlfriend Ruu has done lots of merc work before. What’s to stop Jilka from pulling a Nate Ford, choosing a really scummy target on Nar Shaddaa, and basically going all Leverage/Shadow Broker to establish her own fortune independent of Kal Skirata, helping people in the mean time? 
Jilka is a mastermind, hacker, AND grifter. 
Ruu is the Eliot Spencer, eventually. Gets surprisingly good at being back up tactician, as she’s got a touch of that ruthless pragmatic streak herself.
Corr, however he’s attached to this threesome, is the hardware specialist turned thief bc you know what a knowledge of complex wiring does to security systems once he’s read enough specialty tech manuals? Also, Mereel showed him the SW equivalent of Parker’s gear once. Also, back up pretty grifter :)
They rotate in and out of Nar Shaddaa and have their own place, bc they do take other jobs off-world, go visit Besany maybe, etc, etc but they’re still there when they’re on world, and Koa thinks Jilka’s sarcasm is hilarious
Weird Nate Ford-Jilka parallel in her getting used to being PART of the underground and/or constantly surrounded by Mandos? Idk
Sometimes Jilka draws Besany, Etain and Laseema all in bc yes pls
Fi
This one is  one of the weakest, honestly, so you know, feedback away. But he did explicitly like the open spaces and the thrill of Coruscant. When he finally made it to Mandalore, he missed the city. Enter, Nar Shaddaa, giant city where he has family 
Also, I don’t really ship Parja/Fi so, potentially can also find cute Mandalorian boyfriend? eventually adopt kids with Mandalorian husband?
Might rotate in and out and meet up with Parja at Levet’s place occasionally though, bc I do Brotp them, but like... only for so long as the Imperial invasion of Mandalore isn’t scanning for all the Fett clones
Mereel
Okay, so he left them the safehouse and current headcanon is that when he shows up alive, he shows up at Etain’s door bc it was his safe house. He recovers there, and honestly, it would be pretty rude to kick him out of his own place? considering he wasn’t even actually dead he probably still owns it? but anyway Etain and the kids love Mereel?
Only Ranah God knows where he’s actually gonna be at any given time, since he doesn’t like to settle and he does eventually have a second private place in a different sector no one knows about bc he’s that person who needs fall backs and boundaries...
but, like, if he’s on Nar Shaddaa, there’s also a considerable chance he’s parked on Etain’s couch. he shows up at two AM with a black eye, caffa icecream, and glitter and everyone just accepts it. may or may not have Etain keeping a room for him after he recovers and moves out bc I still don’t know the actual fucking layout of this safehouse/apartment
Atin/Laseema
This one is a bit *hand-wavey-gesture* honestly? 
I think I’m torn because on one hand all the “so sad they can’t have kids so saad” bs from Traviss made me pissy and made me headcanon they don’t want kids but take fulfillment from being in a clan where children are present? 
at the same time, Laseema just got away from Hutts and Atin strikes me as kinda a woodsy guy who wouldn’t necessarily enjoy another city planet? (idk where I’m getting that impression tbh)
then again, Laseema outwitting the Hutts with Jilka would be 👌also Laseema getting to reconnect with other Twi’leks who have been in her position and build a network or resources and outreach?
Or as a Rebel leader and Nar Shaddaa is where she goes dark when the Imperials are too close?
I’m dragging literally everyone else in Omega back one way or another so
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