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unidentifiedfroggy · 2 years

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beta guardians really said the brilliant yet tormented mom lalonde who turns to drink in the face of impending doom and a daughter she’s never known how to connect with. bro strider who is the dark reflection of dirk who in some fucked up way wants to love dave but is too fucked up and influenced by cal and should really not fucking raise a child. grandpa harley who is larger than life and magnificent and has been absent to everyone for his entire life and left his daughter to grow up alone on hellmurder island. and also nanna egbert

#nanna egbert #jane crocker #mom lalonde #roxy lalonde #bro strider #dirk strider #grandpa harley #jake harley #beta guardians #homestuck #hs #idk its just incredibly funny to me #the beta guardians are so compelling to me for reasons i cant really explain #esp mom and grandpa #idk #alpha guardians are dope too but i think #they get too niced up for my tastes #what makes the beta guardians interesting is that theyre fucked up #that would absolutely come up in any sort of team up #while jade english and j crocker are inoffensive and respected and too dead to do any wrong #and bro strider and mom lalonde are mythologised heroes of the rebellion #dont get me wrong i love the relationship the alphas have with their guardians #and i eat the dirk makes himself the guardian of all of them even himself shit right up #but like #i do think people portay them too nicely for my tastes LMAO

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