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"News is unusual things happening--"
"And usual things happening," said Sacharissa, screwing up a report from the Ankh-Morpork Funny Vegetable Society.
"And usual things, yes," said William. "But news is mainly what someone somewhere doesn't want you to put in the paper--"
"Except that sometimes it isn't," said Sacharissa again.
"News is--" said William, and stopped. They watched him politely as he stood with his mouth open and one finger raised.
"News," he said, "all depends. But you'll know it when you see it. Clear? Right. Now go and find some."
Terry Pratchett, The Truth
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