I wanna post about my crk ships so here we go
Obviously a crack ship, but I can see their dynamic. Red Velvet finally escapes his abusive partnership with Dark Enchantresses and enters the kingdom, where he meets Latte in Parfaedia. She welcomes him with open arms, and her optimism and teacher’s attitude do well to integrate him into the kingdom, and the two grow fond of each other.
A classic. Go to bed young man, ur gf’s gonna tuck you in. Tomorrow you get to go off and do fuck knows what, and she’ll stop you from getting yourself killed.
One of my favorites. The ultimate girlboss x malewife. Adhd autism solidarity. I wouldn’t get pissy if I encountered someone with different ships with these two, though. I ship Esspresso with someone besides Madeleine, I know what it’s like to be harassed by fans of a popular ship. Oh, and they’re lesbians, sorry I don’t make the rules.
Two nature children, hangin out in the forest, talkin to the trees and the animals, playin a funky little tune on their instruments. Perfection.
A friendly rivalship between two dumbass girlbosses.
They have a similar dynamic to Esspressaleine (opposites attract). A no-time-to-lollygag, serious, workaholic, and a chill, funny, lazy dudebro. The biggest difference, though, is that I actually like vampire (and not madeleine).
Of all my crack ships, this is the crack shipiest. Raspberry teaches Tiger Lily how to become a kingdom civilian out of her noble duties, Tiger Lily becomes attached which the two to grow closer.
Friends to enemies to friends to lovers 100k words *ANGST*
Two evil lesbians having a wicked brunch together. Later they will they will go for a horrible walk in the park. I hate them they’re terrible people and they deserve each other.
These two! Mmmm. Them. Pretty bois. They can kiss me, they can kiss each other, anything works. They interact exactly once in canon- in the soda islands storyline- but they are in fact canon. Peak introvert extrovert solidarity. They respect each other’s boundaries and complement one another perfectly.
Oh, and herb is aroace I’d put a pic but tumble only allows 10 per post
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