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kirkwallsquad · 4 months

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top five varric insanity moments go

holy shit where to even begin

pretending that his crossbow has a deep dramatic dark backstory when it‘s literally just. his ex made it and it‘s named after her and criminals want her to make more like it and also he’s legally not allowed to see her

saying This to sebastian (this might be the Most Insane but i couldn‘t rank it higher bcs i refuse to applaud varric‘s homophobia/transphobia moment for even a second)

comparing blackwall to sebastian and treating him similarly to how he he does sebastian - he does this multiple times, but i specifically want to point out this comment he makes:

which specifically references THIS INSANE CONVERSATION

IT‘S BEEN LIKE HALF A DECADE VARRIC HOW ARE YOU STILL THINKING ABT THIS REGULARLY

saying This about solas

VARRIC???!??!!!!???

everything abt his relationship with sebastian, from sebastian being 100% dtf and varric hating him for it to all the antagonism. but number one HAS to be when varric says THIS to sebastian COMPLETELY FUCKING UNPROMPTED

VARRIC BE NORMAL ABOUT SEBASTIAN CHALLENGE

#that last one is similar to something he says to blackwall too btw #where blackwall‘s like oh i knew this dwarf who— and varric‘s like I KNEW A GREY WARDEN WHO BLEW UP A CHANTRY AND KILLED THOUSANDS #like BRO #he‘s so insane holy shit i want to study him like a bug #dragon age #varric tethras #solas #blackwall #thom rainier #sebastian vael #max.ask #thank u anthony for this gift of an ask

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