i need to draw o/ff characters again and post hcs abt them to my blog. oogoog

spit  date: Wed, Apr 17, 9:49 AM

in 2015 winter my family went on a trip to portugal and up to that point i had been sik from september on but it wasnt a real sick it awas mainly just due to me continuing smoking with a common cold and a big build up of muccus. but in 2015 almost half a year sick i learnt how to spit out my mucus i have seen people do it tons, but never understood how quitely how to do it quite. my sister tried teaching me and a few phases did the trick she was describing what will happen to the snot, bc you are basically coughing it up from ur loungs and into ur mouth to then spit out and that helped with the visualization and helped me under stand musinex. i figured out if i lean forward a little and do the cough usually it knocks the mucus up into my mouth so then i can spit a wad of mucus out ofg my lungs and onto any surfuace bc snot is sticky as hell when its that juicy lung stuff. i have continued to smoke but can get over any cold really quicck now and not gfeel like a ball of mucus, since i think that s a feeling people asssociate with being sick is just like swalling all thier snot like what the hell yeah you shouldnt be swallowing that gnarly shit like i get a runny nose, but like full like nose slurps of snot down into ur chest seems like the worst thing to do when u are trying to feel better, get thtat shit out get that shit out, they say that with every poison you know GET THAT out , alcohal yeah that shit is poison throw that shit up. even before i could spit out my snot i was always a fan of spitting once someone told me in public speaking class, one i took in hiehghschool bc it seemed like a joke and the teacher had my same last name, she was also the only teacher thati have witnessed fall asleep durring someones presentation, i know professors sleep i understand that heck ive even slept with a professor or two, but this one was out cold during someones presentation on the differences of the AL and NL baseball leagues, all his choice too, he chose to talk about that and was seizing like a fucking moped infront of an asleep mrs. turner whom was secured tightly in her chair fat spilling out under the arm rests she wasnt going any where even if her head was nodding, she wouldnt fall she was stuck in that chair she wasnt goiing anywhere. But some kid who we all called ritz caught me looking at him one day bc i thought he was chewing tobac and i always liked watched all the dope ass chill fuckers in school pack fatty lips bc it was like cool as hell, and i liked watch them think they were sneaky i liked knowing and watching, one time warningn them about the principal walking in, and other situations distracting teacher from noticing other students go up to the board and spit on the carpet, it was really cool. so he caught me looking, but i realize oh thats just a bottle of normal spit what the hell. hes like man dont start you aint going to want to start this one man its gross its so bad for your body and im like waht are you doing just spitting in that bottle all secrative? and he says no. he says his brother told him and his coach told him and all the varsity boys do it on the wrestling team, they chew gum and spit in a bottle and its the fastest way to lose weight. it chekced out to me and i was impressed this guy was also really fucking cool. so yeah you could say i got into spitting back when i saw the titanitc i mean everyone loves that loogie scene the spitting the 'leaverage' that shit is pricelous if people dont remember that scene then they arent rememebreing that movie right. so ever since the titanic ive been spitting and i realized at some time a nice spitting area is a urinal bc like big wide thing like its designed for bad aimers a normal toilet is a little too narrow a little too much of a challenge unless ur just dropping spit bombs which is fine i like doing that too, but so i would always take a piss and then spit at someppoint and flush and yeah sometimes wash my hands, but i mean this has been gpoing on for years nothing out of the ordinary. yesterday i head someone cat call me, they screamed slob on my knob, and i shuddered. that phrase stuck in my head all day, i get into the office to crank out a whicked pisser from all the dunkies i put in my body on an empty stomach e and then i spat a nice congealed iced coffee spit concetrated with one turbo shot, the spit lags as it leaves my mouth, it was a bomb rather a big fat bomb and it lags, it drags and stays on my lips longer than intened but since this is such daily shit to me im already finidshing peeing im about to put that guy away then i spit on my dick.