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More incorrect quotes >:)

TW-

Dirty jokes-

Shipping-?

Violence-?

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Kwazii : Barnacles is playing hard to get.

Kwazii : Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Peso: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*

Panni: You can't just skip to the happy ending!

Peso: I don't have time for their problems, and I don’t wanna see the part where the dog dies-

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Dashie : *slams books down in front of Barnacles *

Dashie : Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Barnacles : You could of said literally anything else.

Dashie : Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Barnacles : I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

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Dashie : Slash gamemode creative.

Tweek: Dude, this isn't Min-

Dashie : *starts levitating*

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Natquick: How many children do you have?

Barnacles : Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

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Calico jack: I love you.

Natquick :I’m sorry.

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Tweek: Barnacles and Kwazii are getting married, can you believe it?

Dashie: No I can’t! That’s wonderful!

Inkling: It’s so wonderful they can’t believe it either-

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Barnacles : My head hurts.

Natquick : That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

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Shellington : Why are you doing this?

Pearl: Same reason I do everything, Shellington . To get somebody to like me.

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Tweek: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.

Dashie : Uh, Barnacles and Professor inkling are not getting along.

Tweek: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Dashie : You may have a point.

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Kwazii : Barnacles! I can't do this stupid math!

Barnacles: What’s the math problem?

Kwazii : Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.

Tweek, covering Peso 's ears, while barnacles smacks kwazii upside the head. Barnacles : Nice try Albert Einstein, not on this Tuesday afternoon-

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#rosi’s random rambles #captain barnacles #kwazii #octonauts #dashie #peso #shellington #tweek #professor natquick #professor inkling #pearl #panni #calico jack #The last one💀💀💀💀#that generator did barnacles and kwazii dirty-#LITERALLY-#Ha…Hahah- ima get canceled for this-

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