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laceratedlamiaceae · 1 month

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incredibly disappointing that of the nearly 1000 Crowley/Bobby fics on AO3 literally none of them are tagged "holy water as lube" or any variant thereof. does no one else see my vision

#unfortunately if i were to write this it would inevitably devolve into a fic about the logistics of trying to create a holy water based lube #that burns demons just enough to be pleasant without causing serious harm (since apparently holy water can't be diluted by regular water)#and it would lose any and all eroticism it might have had (unless you get turned on by materials engineering)#crobby #crowley #crowley supernatural #bobby singer #spn #supernatural #shitpost #fanfic ideas #(kind of)

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