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Hi! Loving Yoonmi to death but was wondering if you'd do a buzzfeed thirst tweets and maybe jk visits her on set and has a literal meltdown seeing how the world is simping over his best friend?

glad you love her 🥺 and sure! but i’m gonna make this a what if because hybe wouldn’t let her read thirst tweets on the internet and i’m gonna do more mellowed down tweets because she still isn’t legally an adult in america

setting: hypothetically january 2022

dialogue written in italics is spoken in korean

Buzzfeed Thirst Tweets with BTS Miya

Miya: Hi everyone! It’s BTS’s Miya, and I’m here on Buzzfeed again! It’s been so long, but I’m here to read your thirst tweets, I guess. Well, let’s dive into it…

*insert logo here*

Miya: I’m actually a little scared, but let’s go

miya can step on me with her huge ass heels and i wouldn’t even be mad

she threw her head back and covered her mouth while laughing

Miya: Do you mean these?

She lifts up her shoes, pastel purple platform heels to show them

Miya: these are a little more formal than my usual shoes, but, hey, 5 inches because I'm 5 '2, I think. And, no, I will not step on you, my shoes would hurt. You can ask my members.

the way our princess dances is always fire you can’t take your eyes off of her

Miya: Thank you! I practice a lot, so it means a lot to me that you think that!

when is the next yoonmi solo? QUEEN IM IN DROUGHT

Miya: Hmm, that’s a secret. I don’t have anything worth releasing as an idol yet, so even I don’t know

no one:

me: but have you seen the way yoonmi smirks when she raps?!?!?!?!?!

Miya: Oh, you mean like this?

she pulled the debby ryan face for a few seconds and you can hear a snort from the background

Miya: Yah! Why are you laughing? I’m cool!

cut to Jungkook poking his head in the frame and waving hi before Yoonmi pushes him off to the side

Miya: He told me he was busy today, why is he here?

one look from yoonmi when she’s in her badass stage persona and i’ll be down on my knees 😫

Miya: Nooooo, guys I’m not some god or form of actual royalty

She looks down at the phone for a few seconds before looking back up

Miya: Please don’t cry, either AAAAAH

kim yoonmi in leather 🥵

Miya: Now that is a thirsty emoji

she laughed

Miya: Should I wear more leather? Change my style? Comment down below

She pointed downwards and laughed with a shrug

Mark lee is so lucky. He can hug and kiss miya any time he wants.

Miya: I mean technically not?

She looks at the camera and raises a finger to start listing points

Miya: We’re both pretty busy, we don’t get to see each other much, and sneaking out is getting harder to do

She stage-whispered the last bit

Miya: But, yeah, he can hug and kiss me whenever he wants, and i wouldn’t say i’m opposed to that…

She looks off the screen and sticks her tongue out

Miya: Jeon Jungkookie is making faces at me from over there

yoonmi would be such a big mess on twitter, hybe, we need it 💳💥💳💥💳💥

she snorts at reading this and covers it with a cough

Miya: oh you’d be surprised. Some of those little “incorrect quotes” or “miya on twitter” threads you have might be accurate

Miya can get it

Miya: Get what?

She looked at the camera with wide, innocent eyes, then laughed and shook her head

Miya: kidding! I know what you mean. I’d rather not, thank you. I maybe an adult in Korea, but I’m still a kid, so, no thank you. Be happy that that one doesn’t understand “get it”

She discretely points to her side where, then the editors put an arrow and jungkook’s name to indicate he was sitting there off camera

istg it’s always so sexy when yoonmi curses

she immediately shushed the camera while looking off towards the side with an innocent smile

Miya: Guys, my manager is here. Don’t let him know that I curse on camera! But, in all honesty, I think it’s okay to curse as an expression so long as you don’t curse at other people

yoonmi: *breathes*

me: mommy? sorry, mommy? Sorry, mommy?

she raised her eyebrow at this and pretended to sigh

Miya: I’m a dog mom, but noooooo don’t call me mommy, please! Thank you

BTS Yoonmi probably has the best proportions I’ve ever seen on a k-idol

Miya: this is a lie! Hi, you might be new here, I’m 157cm tall. 5’2”! Okay, maybe for my height I have decent proportions, but, hey, I’m selling my music, not my looks

She gave a quick finger heart before lighting up

Miya: Thanks for noticing, though! I like to think my gymnastics and jiu jitsu keeps me in shape since I haven’t worked out in a long time

Jungkook *off camera*: Watch your eyes and words, people, she can grapple a man over 185cm tall to the ground and knock him out

then jungkook’s face appeared next to her making her jump in surprise

Jungkook: but that’s if you manage to go through me

She pushed him back to his seat off screen

Miya: moving on!

ok but hear me out: spiderman no way home except they also drag in spidergirl yoonmi. her gymnastics and jiu jitsu would let her pull of the role easily and i just know she’d look good in a bodysuit 👀

she opened her mouth to speak, but jungkook made his way into the frame and began talking

Jungkook: She cried when we watched No Way Home

Miya: Um, bye?

she pushd him off frame with a laugh

Miya: I’m totally down for that! I love marvel movies, and I think it would be a great experience, so… marvel, hit me up!

someone from the staff must have translated the comment for jungkook since his voice appeared again

Jungkook: Why do you want to see my best friend in a bodysuit?

she immediately started reading the next tweet to keep him from freaking out

BIGHIT PUT YOONMI IN MORE SEXY CONCEPT LIKE BICYCLE PLEASE I NEED IT TO LIVE

she was also cut off before she could speak

Jungkook: Noooo, no more! The hyungs and I had mini heart attacks after that, especially with what we saw online

Miya: Maybe someday soon with Hannah unnie and Seri again… Oh! Ari’s an adult now, too! Someday with all four of us

she ignored jungkook’s indignant noises and moved on to the last tweet

the stars, the moon, and the sun aren’t enough to describe how much i love yoonmi and how much love she deserves 🥺

Miya: Aw, this is absolutely lovely! Thank you so much, but you deserve more love than you’re giving me, okay?

she gently put the card down inside her bag

Miya: I’m keeping this one if that’s okay with you

you can hear the staff laughing in the background before she sits up straight and looks at the camera

Miya: Well, that’s been me reading thirst tweets, though I don’t think the last one was a thirst tweet… But it’s been lovely, and I don’t think I’ll ever do this again

she laughed a little along with the staff before gesturing off the screen for someone to join her. jungkook stepped into frame

Miya: It’s been BTS’s Miya and Jungkook

Jungkook: 2, 3, Bang!

Miya: Tan

they both bowed to the camera and started waving as soon as they straightened up

Both: Bye!

-end-

#yoonmi.whatif #billboard-singer

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