@daisyquakes

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@daisyquakes

[📱to Daisy ] If I go down for international espionage, will you have my back?

@daisyquakes

[📱to Arch Nemesis ] I need you to hack into my phone and just live there [📱to Arch Nemesis ] and then just [📱to Arch Nemesis ] delete all the dumb things I say before they can reach the recipient [📱to Arch Nemesis ] if I’m weak for two seconds and I text a New York pizza place for delivery, poof [📱to Arch Nemesis ] if I say something worthy of the gay seal meme in a group chat, poof [📱to Arch Nemesis ] save me

[ text ]: You need to stop shouting about Communism in public places. // @daisyquakes

(✉️ ➡️ Daisy): I wouldn’t have to shout if people would listen to me when I’m speaking at a reasonable volume. (✉️ ➡️ Daisy): And besides, I’m not /wrong./ Capitalism /is/ a failing system. It’s hardly even a progressive thing to admit anymore. It’s more a matter of fact, at this point.

[ text ] Life is like your ponytail. Overtime it’s going to fall down and get messy, but you just have to take time to pick it back up and fix it // @daisyquakes​

(  ✉️ → ???  ): that was beautiful and inspiring and very poetic thank you (  ✉️ → ???  ): however (  ✉️ → ???  ): i don’t think it was meant for me (  ✉️ → ???  ): i don’t have a ponytail

[ text ] do you have a needle and thread? i am having a wardrobe crisis @daisyquakes​

( 📩 → unknown ): absolutely. i’m always prepared! ( 📩 → unknown ): well, most of the times. not always, but for a wardrobe malfunction? you got it. ( 📩 → unknown ): especially at a fancy ass event like that, you can’t show any sort of weakness. rich people are like vultures.  ( 📩 → unknown ): i'm more than happy to help. where do you need me?

🤭 for an awkward text // @daisyquakes

(✉️ ➡️ not from the future): did you ever hear anything about stone having a kid? (✉️ ➡️ not from the future): on your dystopian future vacay, i mean. (✉️ ➡️ not from the future): i mean, did i  (✉️ ➡️ not from the future): did i exist there? (✉️ ➡️ not from the future): [UNSENT] did he /raise/ me there? christ, that’s not an answer i want to know. (✉️ ➡️ not from the future): did he have two? he had two in mine. (✉️ ➡️ not from the future): kids, i mean. obviously. 

[ text ] I think I broke something. One of my bones for sure // @daisyquakes

(✉️ ➡️ shake it up): jesus, again? (✉️ ➡️ shake it up): what’d you do this time? (✉️ ➡️ shake it up): bones are important, you know. you gotta stop trying to see how many you can break.

@daisyquakes​ said:  “ every act of violence was deliberate. ”

Lorna hesitated, looking over at Daisy. The last time the pair had spoken had been a short text after the blackout. That wasn’t what Daisy was referring to here, was it? Lorna didn’t recall running into Daisy, but she didn’t recall much clearly from that ordeal. But maybe Daisy wasn’t even talking about that. Something else entirely. Lorna could only hope. “What violence?” she asked.

[ text ] Why is there a plastic bag sticking out of your backpack? // @daisyquakes​

(✉️ ➡️ Daisy J.): What?  (✉️ ➡️ Daisy J.): Nothing. (✉️ ➡️ Daisy J.): No reason. (✉️ ➡️ Daisy J.): Where are you? Can you see my backpack right now? (✉️ ➡️ Daisy J.): It’s just a bag. [...] [...] (✉️ ➡️ Daisy J.): There’s a fish in it.

[📱to @daisyquakes ] i’m so sorry i– [DELETED] [📱to Daisy ] i haven’t told you yet this week that i care about y– [DELETED] [...] [📱to Daisy ] thank you, daisy [📱to Daisy ] for stopping me from doing something more horrible than what i’d already done

[ text ]: Does today require people clothes or can I just wear my pyjamas? // @daisyquakes

(✉️ ➡️ literally shaking): that depends (✉️ ➡️ literally shaking): what are your pajamas? (✉️ ➡️ literally shaking): this dude has, like, 0 concept of earth culture. he’s probably gonna think your pajamas are regular clothes. BUT he has seen the christmas movie where the duck is scrooge, so if you show up in an old timey nightgown, he’s gonna be suspicious. anything other than that and you’re golden

[ text ] I think I accidentally dyed my hair blue || @daisyquakes

(✉ → Johnson): Heading for purple? (✉ → Johnson): Sounds like it'll be an easy fix. I'm pretty into color theory, if you wanted a second opinion. (✉ → Johnson): Maybe try a professional next time? I could ask Nat for recommendations.

⚠️ a text meant for someone else. // @daisyquakes

(✉️ ➡️ Rachel Daisy): Are you going to make it home for dinner tonight? (✉️ ➡️ Rachel Daisy): Your mother is cooking, and you know she gets self conscious if you don’t eat it. (✉️ ➡️ Rachel Daisy): And I love my wife, but I can’t eat /all/ her tuna casserole alone, Rachel. I need your help. (✉️ ➡️ Rachel Daisy): You wouldn’t leave your dad hanging, right?

[ text ] –– I’m tracking your eye movement as you read this text so I can find out which letters are your favorite. interesting. || @daisyquakes

(✉️ ➡️ ???): babs. if that’s u, then you should know my favorite letters by now are n s f w ://

🌻 a worried text. // @daisyquakes

(✉️ ➡️ earthquake buddy): has anyone come at you about the quake? (✉️ ➡️ earthquake buddy): i made one on the docks earlier tonight. killed a few dozen gu- i know they usually blame either me or you for that shit, and i don’t know if they’re blaming me so i was just (✉️ ➡️ earthquake buddy): you’re okay, right? they’re not turning it on you? (✉️ ➡️ earthquake buddy): i’m really sorry