#tag yourself i'm trevor zegrASS | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

readingbythestreetlights · 7 months

Text

pov: you’re slowly educating your sister about the nhl

aka: yeah some hockey names are hard to spell, but they're not THAT hard to spell 😭😭 (+some extra silly tidbits!!)

just calls him johnny hockey now because she cannot, for the life of her, figure out how to spell gaudreau 😭😭

let's not even talk about the sean monahan misspelling. or tchuck. especially tchuck.

she’s lowkey not wrong but she didn’t have to do my man clayton keller like that 💀💀

talking about his number 💀💀

mind you she played hockey for like 16 years of her life…

love recruiting a geno fan!! 🫡🫡

i— too much going on here

she was a rangers fan growing up…

she was trying to remember steve yzerman’s name and this is what she came up with 💀💀

HUGE jeff skinner fan, as is her right. often calls him jeffy

her vs the name gaudreau

gaudreau: 5

my sister: 0

somehow she knows how to spell quite possibly the most difficult name in the league? but not a single other one?

but she is a sabres convert; very proud of her for that

i don’t even know why she said this 😭😭 didn’t even know she knew who he was 😭😭 also she wasn’t being sarcastic???? about jeff carter being her goat???? she meant this???? whaaat

misspelling but she loves buffalo i promise

there was a bit of a mix-up with the sebastian ahos 😭😭 and trevor zegrASS strikes again lmaooo

why do i bother? 😭

boston bruins hate club has a new recruit—love to see it!! and the misspelling is salt in the wound. perfect!!

some russian besties lore 💯💯

eventually switched to just calling him bread so she wouldn't have to (mis)spell panarin

overall spelling score: -56/10

#💀💀#personal favorite spelling is tchuk #the progress is slow but the destination will be worth it #tag yourself i'm trevor zegrASS #also love how the only name she could spell correctly was ukko pekka luukkonen. she is a mystery even to me #nhl #hockey #trevor zegras #sean monahan #matthew tkachuk #johnny gaudreau #clayton keller #evgeni malkin #henrik lundqvist #nathan mackinnon #connor mcdavid #leon draisaitl #jeff skinner #ukko pekka luukkonen #jeff carter #alex tuch #erik karlsson #sebastian aho #either one #tim stutzle #artemi panarin

53 notes · View notes