#humpday feels getting you down? Just remember that you're half way through the week! And tomorrow I model and perform my Vulcan finest at #drsketchyslasvegas! Experience Pon Farr first hand as T'Sweet poses and dances! Kalifee! The sexy ecdysiologist @darbyafox will be joining me in this adventure to where no sketch book has gone before! Details following the event link: https://www.facebook.com/events/1044060575759069/?ti=cl Photo by @draco8387. Effects by me. #nerdshavemorefun #amoktime #StarTrek #lasvegasburlesque #lasvegas #whathappensinvegas #whattodoinlasvegas #vintagevegas #burlesco #burlesque #sweetiebirdburlesque #lasvegaspinup #brazilianshowgirl #showgirladventures

"A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough." The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams Happy towel day! Do you know where your towel is? Photo by @draco8387 #towelday #lasvegas #nerdshavemorefun #vintagevegas #pinup #altmodel #burlesco #burlesque #sweetiebirdburlesque #lasvegaspinup #brazilianshowgirl #showgirladventures

Humpday? Hell yeah, and what a hump. Had a bizarro accident on the freeway yesterday and I'm shaken but glad I'm not hurting too bad other than a stiff neck and a headache that kept me up all night. It was a scene straight out of "Final Destination 2", being attacked on the road by a random whole wheel flying off a towed car. Do I blame #projectneon? Nah, the tow truck driver had pretty much taped that car together and was dragging it on the freeway over 65... Trading my plans for ballet class today for a visit to the lawyers and the hospital, just to be safe. Janeway (my car) will probably be in the shop for a few weeks. Weird shit happens when I open my heart chakra. Photos from my "Brazilian Heart" act by @ericminhswenson #lasvegasburlesque #lasvegas #vintagevegas #burlesco #burlesque #sweetiebirdburlesque #lasvegaspinup #brazilianshowgirl #showgirladventures #altmodel #pinup #burlesca #burlesquedancer (at Sin City Gallery)

Eating my heart out on stage last Saturday at #12inchesofsin doing my new "Brazilian Heart" act. Photo by @briancjanes Costume by me Music by Elza Soares #antropofagia #burlesca #lasvegasburlesque #lasvegas #whathappensinvegas #whattodoinlasvegas #vintagevegas #burlesco #burlesque #sweetiebirdburlesque #lasvegaspinup #brazilianshowgirl #showgirladventures

It's Saturday! And the third Saturday of the month, which means burlesque! Come down to @thephoenixlv for #saturdayCabaret!!! Show starts at 11 pm, no cover charge! Tips are very appreciated! Photo by @draco8387 #lasvegasburlesque #lasvegas #whathappensinvegas #whattodoinlasvegas #vintagevegas #burlesco #burlesque #sweetiebirdburlesque #lasvegaspinup #brazilianshowgirl #showgirladventures (at The Phoenix Bar & Lounge)

Tonight! @drsketchyslasvegas goes where no man has ever gone before! Me and @darbyafox take on Star Trek at 8 pm at the @artificebarlv! #nerdshavemorefun #StarTrek #trekkie #lasvegasburlesque #lasvegas #whathappensinvegas #whattodoinlasvegas #vintagevegas #burlesco #burlesque #sweetiebirdburlesque #lasvegaspinup #brazilianshowgirl #showgirladventures Photo by Paulo Watanabe for #oenigmadoimpossivel

Serving baby girl realness. For those days you're looking Versace but feeling a little Malfoy. New hair from @hairstyles_mspinckney, eyebrows by @nyxcosmetics and @absnyproducts. Boobies and booty courtesy of those late night visits to Taco Bell I should stay away from. #burlesqueperformer #burlesco #burlesque #sweetiebirdburlesque #lasvegaspinup #brazilianshowgirl #showgirladventures (at North Las Vegas, North Las Vegas, Nevada)

At #12inchesofsin! I get to go-go to nerd punk, which is what I was just told Tippy Elvis plays. Yep, I'm stoked. #selfie #gpoy #sincitygallery #modernprovocateur #12inchesofsin #12ofsin #performance #burlesque #drag #sideshow #lasvegas #art#dance #eroticartfestival #vegas #thingstodoinvegas #artsupporter #artistsmakingadifference #lasvegasburlesque #lasvegas #whathappensinvegas #whattodoinlasvegas #vintagevegas #burlesco #burlesque #sweetiebirdburlesque #lasvegaspinup #brazilianshowgirl #showgirladventures (at Sin City Gallery)

In the immortal words of Rebecca Black: "It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend". Photos from the mini "walk of shame" shoot I did with @draco8387 a couple weeks ago. It's the #12inchesofsin weekend. It's going to be a good one! #partyhard #partygirl #thisgirlispoison #nevertrustabigbuttandasmile #lasvegasburlesque #lasvegas #whathappensinvegas #whattodoinlasvegas #vintagevegas #burlesco #burlesque #sweetiebirdburlesque #lasvegaspinup #brazilianshowgirl #showgirladventures

Today's #TBT pays homage to what I've been doing all week: bringing my vision to life through customing. While it's a little harder here in Las Vegas with the limited options in fabric and notion stores, I have access to glues and tools I didn't in Brazil. And beaded fringe, it's nice to not have to make my own. Despite the chaos, it was sweet having 25 de Março, Brás and Bom Retiro a subway ride away. Photos of me constructing my Carmen Miranda banana dress in 2010 by @thiagomarzano Drama filter by Snapseed. #throwbackthursday #burlesquecustoming #patterndesign #burlesca #burlesco #burlesque #sweetiebirdburlesque #brazilianshowgirl #showgirladventures (at São Paulo, Brazil)

*** this is my hair, I don't wear wigs *** Making mother proud. My drag mom, that is. This cheap ebay wig was an absolute nightmare after I got soap all over it during a photo shoot, got in the pool with it and then threw it in a plastic bag. Took me 30 minutes to wash, a few hours to air dry (perks of living in Vegas) and almost 4 hours, total, of combing, cursing, brushing, singing along to Alaska Thunderfuck, rolling, pinning and spraying to bring it back to life. That's it, I just had to gloat. Post show photos from Monday night, that's my space buccaneer grog bottle! And today I finish making my costume for my new act, which I've been working on for a while. Want to see it? Come to 12 inches of sin: Insertion this Friday in Las Vegas! #thisismyhair #dragbaby #lasvegasburlesque #lasvegas #whathappensinvegas #whattodoinlasvegas #vintagevegas #burlesco #burlesque #sweetiebirdburlesque #lasvegaspinup #brazilianshowgirl #showgirladventures (at North Las Vegas, North Las Vegas, Nevada)

Summer is just around the corner, so cool off at The Phoenix Bar and Lounge and then heat up again as Burning Burlesque brings you the best in Las Vegas burly-q entertainment. Temperatures will rise as D. D. Darlin', IllyRose, La Rosa Muerta, Miss MichelleBell, Miz Charlamay, Tricky Tatiana and I, Sweetie Bird, take the stage! As always, Miss Miranda Glamour will serve as your foul-mouthed femcee and pleasure engineer. Show starts at 10p.m. and there is never a cover! 💰💯✔➡ tips are VERY appreciated. It takes a lot of money to look this cheap! ⬅✔🔥💰😂 #lasvegasburlesque #lasvegas #whathappensinvegas #whattodoinlasvegas #vintagevegas #burlesco #burlesque #sweetiebirdburlesque #lasvegaspinup #brazilianshowgirl #showgirladventures (at The Phoenix Bar & Lounge)

Had a blast tonight performing with @franksanddeans at their weenie roast at the @double_down_saloon There's nothing quite like the energy of performing with the band. Thanks for having me! #lasvegasburlesque #lasvegas #whathappensinvegas #whattodoinlasvegas #vintagevegas #burlesco #burlesque #sweetiebirdburlesque #lasvegaspinup #brazilianshowgirl #showgirladventures Regrann from @tabookitten - @sweetiebirdburlesque killing the crowd at @franksanddeans weenie roast #burlesque #lvburlesque #Vegas burlesque - #regrann (at Double Down Saloon - Las Vegas)

Watch the video! And yes, that's me in lavender and purple. Regrann from @burlesquehall - Help us win the Museum Dance Off TODAY! Link in profile! NO registration needed to vote, and you can vote as often as you want! Our staff and volunteers went all out, showcasing our new space and the sass, class and…more class that burlesque is known for! Anyone can vote, from anywhere in the world! Voting is OPEN for ONLY 24 hours AND IT’S OPEN NOW! VOTE NOW! VOTE OFTEN! #BurlesqueHallofFame #Nevada #LasVegas #Vegas #museum #museumdanceoff #burlesque #volunteers #BHoF #vote #nonprofit #supportyourhistory #mdo5 - #regrann #lasvegasburlesque #lasvegas #whathappensinvegas #whattodoinlasvegas #vintagevegas #burlesco #burlesque #sweetiebirdburlesque #lasvegaspinup #brazilianshowgirl #showgirladventures

Tonight! Join me and a stellar cast for the second anual #airfareforlegends. 8 pm at @baobabstagelv! All the event details here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1303263449774175/?ti=cl #lasvegasburlesque #lasvegas #whathappensinvegas #whattodoinlasvegas #vintagevegas #burlesco #burlesque #sweetiebirdburlesque #lasvegaspinup #brazilianshowgirl #showgirladventures (at Baobab Stage)

Come down to the @the_sci_fi_center tonight to see what I cooked up for Pirate Night. Here are a few hints of my brand new act! "B Movie Burlesque is back at with a PIRATE themed show just of the heels of Pirate Fest  Featuring  Sweetie Bird Lady Lilith Cinder Sparx Roxy Rouge  Sanguine  Hosted by Rex Monday $10" #lasvegasburlesque #lasvegas #whathappensinvegas #whattodoinlasvegas #vintagevegas #burlesco #burlesque #sweetiebirdburlesque #lasvegaspinup #brazilianshowgirl #showgirladventures (at The Sci Fi Center)