Democratize nuclear weaponry

Shadow Wizard Money Gang

It's been a while since my last post, so I put in the extra effort for this goofy animated project.

Shadow axolotl money gang

This is beyond Shit simply Happening...

just blocked my loser ex-boyfriend! this bitch is living the life

@fr4c7ur3diii!! This is so funny!

This is so funny!

I don’t think he said “FUCK” enough. I think he got ice in his boot! And then he bounced the bucket off his forearm because…I dunno…he’s so fucking hyperactive. The way he hops around the stage! Then of course he touches Gene because he can’t keep his fucking hands off him or something.

This video is solid gold.

“Sick maneuver, bro.”

swag messiah

Who’s your favorite “does not realize they’re in a horror podcast” character? Mine’s the classic TMA fridge guy. My man wanted to get paid and that was IT, no spooky shit allowed

jack barnabas. he was completely capable of rolling with agnes' weird messiah girl swag and just a very nice guy and in a kinder world i think they could have made it work.

swag messiah

Yeah fun fact i have gotten into multiple arguments with gay people specifically over saying explicitly that i am not religious and i hate god but if you guess would just look into what Jesus was actually saying you’d think he was pretty swag. Like i have no clue if he is gods son or the messiah or anything but by god he hated rich people and he fucking hated the government

Yeah Jesus is a little bit of an icon and he should be seen as one ngl

Wait, if Dracula was treated as a madman by other vampires for wanting to kill all humans since they're vampire kind's food source, wouldn't Sun Thundercat also be a madman or idiot for wanting to create an eternal night? An eternal night would definitely kill everything on earth, and then the vampires would starve from lack of humans to feed off of just like in Dracula's plan. So, why were the vampires depicted as treating Dracula like a suicidal madman, but they treat Sun Thundercat like the messiah?

Yes. Exactly.

Dracula was portrayed like a complete idiot for not thinking that far ahead with his plan. But we're meant to take Sun Thundercat at face value, and no one in universe ever questions the logic of her plan 🙂

Kind of like Sun Thundercat being now the oldest, most powerful vampire in the world cheapens Dracula even more 🙂

Kind of like Isaac got completely reimagined and stripped of his BDSM swag, but Drolta can go around with fucking hoof boots in 1792 and be all cool and badass 🙂

Can I be petty and see a certain bias against games' characters?

(sadly this is another point I have to give to the OG show. When Carmilla decides to conquer "the world", everyone around her can eventually see the logicistic difficulties of such a plan. It's the main reason the Lesbians ditch her. Lenore was also shown to be very disturbed, because she could see how low Carmilla had fallen in her obsession. To go from there, to a damn 80s cartoon villain deadass planning to eat the sun played as straight as a ruler... Yeah no Nocturne is just the fanfiction of a fanfiction, and not a good one either)

Goddamn Ichigo...

Ok, I gotta admit it, that ending was sick as fuck. Alucard’s return is a somewhat flagrant bit of fanservice, but it was still cool. I’m very excited for the second season, and the establishing of setups and dynamics brings me back to something I loved about the original Netflix Castlevania series.

I like all the new characters, with particular favourites being Olrox (I mean, how could you not love him), Drolta (every single outfit she wore slayed harder than anything has ever slayed), Annette (I adore both metalbending characters and Haitian culture, how could I not like her), and Édouard (I love what’s being set up with him, if we could get our first night creature protagonist all my dreams would come true. Also his design fucking rules).

Some honourable mentions would be Tera (First time in a while I’ve seen a certified Action Mom in a show like this, I enjoy her involvement, I wasn’t expecting it) and Mizrak (his struggles with loyalty and faith were very interesting, and I enjoy him and Olrox together. Also it’s nice to see a full-on martial fighter in this team full of spellcasters).

Now onto some sore points:

I liked Richter enough, but he just didn’t stick with me very much. He seemed very much like Trevor Lite, similar humour and rudeness as Trevor, but a bit dulled. While in concept his PTSD towards Olrox is interesting, in practice it’s a bit underwhelming. I do like his magical brawler fighting style though, it’s pretty cool.

As for Maria, I liked her fighting style and backstory with her parents, but in terms of her own personality, I didn’t really find much there. She bears little complexity of her own, her familial dynamics being the entire reason for her existence, and I’m never the hugest fan of when characters are only interesting because of their relationship with someone else.

Finally, my only real other complaint would be the main antagonist. Erzsabet is hyped up to the moon and back as this fantastical deity of bloodshed, but in reality I didn’t find her very interesting at all. Unlike Dracula, Carmilla, and her own right-hand woman Drolta, she has absolutely no swag, no style, no reason to look at her and go “This is a villain worth watching.” Quite honestly, before things were fully explained, I thought Drolta was the vampire messiah, and honestly I think that would’ve worked much better. Drolta has passion, style, a real sense of love for the game, meanwhile Erzsabet is nowhere near her level. She’s certainly creepy and uncomfortable, but not really any more than your average vampire. I hope she shapes up in the second season, as she’s looking rather sauceless as things stand.

Anyways, whinging aside, that first season was excellent, and i’m very excited for season 2.