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rooksunday · 27 days

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the image of an exhausted commander fox, sitting in his office, throttling a datapad and yelling WHY IS MY JOB SPREADSHEETS?? before yowling like a space banshee and frisbeeing the thing through the open window with all the force of kamino-guaranteed strength bolstered by buereaucratic rage, where the datapad sails merrily and speedily for a longer distance than many would credit before impacting with concussive force against the surprisingly soft skull of emperor palpatine, gladhanding for the press in the courtyard of the senate below

the resulting explosion is caught on many cameras

#pan back to fox in his office furiously jabbing at datapad number two #oblivious #stuff explodes on coruscant more often than you'd think and thorn will ping him if it's important #(thorn was on chancellor guard duty but had been shooed off in favour of the CSF)#(one of the shinies had to commandeer water from a passing civvie because thorn laughed so hard he started to choke)#(he recognised the lime tooka sticker on the bottom of the murderpad in the picosecond before the impact)#coruscant guard #fox can have a little manslaughter as a treat #commander fox #commander thorn #star wars #the clone wars

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