#stepdad’s best friend
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Thinking about agreeing to seduce your best friend’s stepfather “as a favor” because she can’t stand the guy and hopes her mother will leave him if she sees what a piece of shit he is.
You know it’s a shitty thing to do regardless of the reasoning, but you’ve seen Mr. Bakugou fresh out the shower once before. You have a pretty good idea of what he’s packing and you’d be lying if you said you didn’t want to experience it first hand
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scott appreciation week (day 4) → i think it’s my fault
― Andrei Tarkovsky, Journal 1970-1986
#twedit#scottmccalledit#scottmccallweek#dont talk to me about the last gif i dont want to hear it#ive taken one art history class and the only redeeming thing about the last gif is that it kind of looks like a painting almost#with like the faded gauziness and how the tarp almost looks like brushstrokes#I TOOK ONE ART HISTORY CLASS PLEASE DONT BULLY ME ABOUT THIS#and i do think it adds to the effect. like its over. theres no fighting it. hes a saint.#the rest are in focus and vibrant and the last one is kind of blurred out. okay maybe i like it now.#anyway its really about how scott doesnt get to be a kid and so rarely are the adults in his life adults#and its not necessarily their faults. like. very many of them are also human.#deaton steps up for him a lot and melissa does her best and imo only ever really fails bc of poor writing choices#and by s6 when chris is trying to be his stepdad i think he's stepped up in a big way too#but. like. melissa raised a good kid. and shes a good mom. but life still happens and no one really talks abt how scott was parentified too#like. you gave a kid with a fixer complex supwerpowers. he is obviously going to feel the need to be a superhero#he barely got to be a kid before that and he certainly doesn't get to now which we see as early as season 1#when he leaves his friends and girflriend in a room to hide in a room to go fight a monster#he doesnt get to hide. he doesnt get to not fight. by formality he's saying that he has to protect everyone#in fury matt shoots him in front of his mom and makes him leave her and threatens to kill her and he still cant help but show him sympathy#during his Tragic Backstory. like. scott wouldve saved matt if he couldve. i bet he thinks about matt honestly.#WAIT FUCK#FLASHING GIF TW#for the fourth andddddd seventh one#maybe the third one? im not sure but its him breaking thru the mountain ash its all glowy#anyway#scott doesnt get to be a kid and by s5 they forget that he's even a person#and by s6 they try to assert that as a positive#every villain makes him kinder but only because he doesn't have an alternative. it changes him. it can't not change him.#he can't be the same after. so it's kinder or crueler but crueler was never an option.#theyve made him into a saint by robbing him of his personhood
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i should really just start shopping in the mens section for the amount of my clothes i lowkey stole from random dudes i know
#if i have to rescue your shit from the depths of the laundry room its mine now. sorry#ive stolen my wardrobe collectively from: my brother my stepdad my best friend from high school my best friend from college#my actual dad and my random dude roommates i live with this year#and one guy who i met once and threatened to smoke weed in my bedroom so i stole his sweatshirt he left behind at my apartment#this is called being thrifty and resourceful. btw#liv shouts into the void
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Just as I thought my life was slowing down a little so I could focus on myself & enjoy what I got currently going on, it reminded me that no, I can't have that without an absolute horrid thing happening that'll drain me for at least a few weeks.
I'm going to recover because I'm a stubborn bitch who also knows I deserve better. But man is it rotten work.
#newt's ramblings#tldr my mom's ex (who I have a very complicated relationship with) ended up in the hospital#he's taken care of now & will recover there for 2 weeks#but the entire situation is so fucked up in ways I do not want to share online#the only thing I will bitch about is his sister absolutely RIPPING into me over the phone (UNDESERVED MIGHT I ADD) to the point where-#- I cried on the phone with my stepdad's best friend later#and even had to message my therapist - something I never had to do before#I hate my stepdad's family and his best friend is a wise man for never having had any contact with them throughout the decades
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Went to go buy more of my Specific Pens on my lunchbreak and the cashier instantly recognised me from when I worked at my old retail job. That I left over 2 years ago. I cannot go back there 😭
#drag rambles#SHES. the gf of my stepdad's best friend#said best friend is how I got said retail job in the first place#we literally were never on the same shifts how the FUCK did she recognise me on sight I cannot 😭😭😭😭😭
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SPARKLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
#Bestie stepdad pulling through as always thank you sjonners#I just ate a whole punnet of raspberries and I’m feelin funkey 😎 I’m gonna drink 1 of my fancy waters now bc I need drink and I think it’ll#Make me feel a bit better cause I sadded myself there for a sec#It’s a dash water they’re so a scrummy nobody ever believes me on that tho#Tomorrow I mighttttt buy one of those overpriced lime flavoured liquid death drinks from the co op#I will deserve it after my extra shift during late night shopping#I’m gonna buy some liquorice at work I have a cute little jar that I can put it in which is fun bc I fucking hate packaging and bc it’s all#Traditional style in there the sweets all come out the big jar and get done by weight before they go in their lil bag#It’s iconic I wish everything still worked like that refill shops are my best friend
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picked up a gorgeous little edition of d.h. lawrence short stories at the secondhand bookshop, enjoying them with some tea at the local little coffeeshop <3
#beautiful little frosty november day in rural england#and tonight is my best friend's stepdad's suprise 60th birthday party#so it'll be really nice to get dressed up and see all our family friends
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patron saint of being hot
and a lot of skill and really interesting anecdotes about your life and having professors that give me second hand anxiety bc they seem kinda awful and mean. But mainly just being hot
ty! admittedly my professors are not that bad, ive only had one bad professor that was more incompetent that awful. if you want another anecdote, ill tell you about the only teacher i truly despise to this day (on the tags, cuz its a very dark story)
ask gamerino
#i retook that course with a different professor and passed expectacularly. now for the horrendous teacher#on this story we have vomiting injuries and attempted suicide so watch out#in my last two years of our highschool equivalent i had PE with a teacher that loved to play favorites#if u were on a sport team you were immediately given special treatment and as you might already tell i wasnt. i hate ball sports#i loved exercising but i dreaded PE because of her#i have a condition that made my periods incredibly painful and meself anemic so those weeks were hellish#even though i was a good student she would NEVER let me sit out the navette test. even with a doctors note#i would do my best and then literally go vomit and pass out in the bathroom cuz if i did it on the court i would be berated#that wasnt enough to earn my absolute hatred tho. we now move to the worst day of my life to this day#it was just getting to school from lunch (we could go home and have it there) and i had PE#when i get a text#it was my best friend being cryptic thanking me for being a friend and saying goodbyes#he was going to commit suicide#i absolutely lost my shit as one does and went on a rampage#i couldnt get in contact with anyone (his ex stepdad was abusive and isolated his family) and they didnt let me get out of school#i was desperate and my friends were trying to help me but i didnt know what to do. i called my mom and she called his school and then i just#sat and waited with a friend. while the other classmates did the navette test#the minutes passed. i got message from my bffs number and it was his mom telling me she found him just in time#i broke then. i started sobbing and screaming and scratching my arms and my friend held me and tried to keep me from hurting myself#some other classmates came concerned and tried to help#then the teacher came. she just looked at one of the volleyball girlies who shrugged#she didnt ask if i was ok or if i needed to call someone or go somewhere. she just asked if i planning to do the test#i said no and she left and i kept crying#when i felt stable enough i went to see what had happened and she just failed me. i couldnt give the test any other day and that was that#she simply didnt care#i had to calm myself down while writing this. its no use getting emotional over a teacher that didnt care#but i hate her. she made the worst day of my life worse and she doesnt know and doesnt care#that memory fuels me to never surrender to indifference and make the pain in this world worse#my bff got help he needed after that and our bond is stronger than ever. he never pulled something like that again#thats the story! not gonna tag this babes
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some days im normal. other days im forced to remember every time i was raped by someone i was supposed to be able to trust
#like lets see…. best friend. best friends cousin. my stepdad. an older kid i was friends with. the son of my preschool teacher#then theres the people who did it cause they hated me. shoutout to carsen i fucking hate him
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HAD NO IDEA WHERE TO TAKE MY EXCITEMENT OTHER THAN TUMBLR IM GOING TO SHIT MY PANTS WHAT THE FUCK HELLO
#evil dead#the evil dead#bruce campbell#seriously like i know it's weird to get overly excited about celebrities noticing you because they're real people too#but the evil dead franchise helped me repair my relationship with my stepdad and strengthen my bond with my best friend#im going to cry
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I’m going to a birthday party today and I’m reminded why the girlies on tumblr absolutely had a landslide “never’’ on the going to parties poll
#I’ve known the girl basically half our lives and she was like trying to say like I know it’s not your vibe and neither are my friends but#I want you there so you can bring a plus one if you want but dw if you don’t wanna come#so I ofc have to go now#and I want to on some level#but I also don’t drink so idk parties like her type aren’t my style at all#but imma try to have fun#also yes I took her up on a plus one but am taking one of my best friends instead cos I’m single as hell 🫡#when you don’t have a date your best friends’ boyfriend better know you’re borrowing her#like I’d rather be on a couch in sweatpants and watching homeland with my mom and stepdad#yes this is an actual routine we have and yes I am probably high up on the favourite child list
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Wow you're really in your stepbro era...not complaining...definitely not complaining 😳
i am just a slut 🫥 someone pls stop me
#ask sonny#tw stepcest#my stepcest era#bc can’t forget the stepdads#especially stepdad Ari and his best friend Lloyd
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i like how terry’s mental scaring wasn’t limited to just scary, like how sparrow did to normal and grant to link. this man really said that everyone fairly gets trauma today, not just his stepdaughter, and i respect it.
#he gifted scary the best gift#and that is trauma bonded friends#he’s like I know I’m not the best stepdad#but I’m at least giving you friendships to last a lifetime#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads 2#dndads spoilers
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love that i post about men but then actually the moment i see one irl i’m like 😑. meanwhile me when i see any woman ever 😍🥰😍🥰
#there are like 4 guys i actually can tolerate irl and they are my stepdad and my friend’s bfs 😂#mutuals on tumblr dot com do not count you are all the best guys ever
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i think i am lonely. i really am lonely. a lonely loser. a really fucking lonely loser. i feel so isolated.
#alone in a house#my mothers at work and so is my stepdad#well. he just got home..#either way.#alone in a house all day#thats mostly what happens#i get home from school. im alone until dark.#it should be different here#but i barely have friends here#ones who.. want me to hangout with them..#they dont like me i dont think.#Axel i feel wants nothing to do with me#Finn and I only talk over text#Summer.. doesn't talk to me. We used to be best friends..#They were my only friends#Without everyone else to talk to all day#im really fucking lonely#im crying#i really am crying#over this huh..#useless. you truly are useless. pathetic. and lonely.#i have hobbies. i draw. i read. i can sing. i can sleep and dream.#i can do alot of things#but when i try to do those things#i dont.. know anymore.#i truly am nothing without this damn thing. arent i?#that makes me so.. pathetic.#a pathetic loser. who only spends time on his phone. like a loser. cause its the only thing i can even fucking rely on huh?#thats what everyone fucking tells me. i know. I KNOW. im tired of hearing it. im *trying* to get better. but nobody seems to believe me.#12/28
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