nicky and booker have this running bit where booker tells nicky that he put too much salt in their dinner and nicky responds with "im not taking cooking advice from a frenchman. france isn't even real" and booker pretends to be offended and calls nicky old and nicky gasps like booker killed lorgia, safehouse gamma's resident cat, right infront of him and says "what?! no im not!" and then he names the most recent skincare product he can think of ("...neutrogena foam cleanser said it would take care of the wrinkles...") and calls in joe and is like "yusuf? beloved? do i look old to you? 🙁" and booker's laughing by this point and joe goes "nicolo, old? beloved you're beautiful 😍" and it goes on and on and on. drives andy crazy